I visited the newly-remodeled FN on...

I visited the newly-remodeled FN on a Tuesday afternoon, so there were only a handful of dancers working. Because I came early, there was no cover, but you must buy a drink for $5, and dancers will expect a dollar when they get to you during their dollar parade. With so few dancers in the afternoon, this means tipping the same girl every 20 minutes or so.

Even though it has been remodeled recently, the basic layout of the club has not changed, although it does look a lot nicer (and cleaner). You enter the club in an open, large room that contains the bar surrounding the dance stage, where a huge TV now takes up the entirety of one of the walls. Opposite the TV is where lap dances are performed, with a small flight of stairs leading to an adjoined room that takes you away from the view of patrons at the bar (a bouncer is always in clear and direct sight.) The lap dance room itself is fairly roomy, and has at its center two extended-length cushioned benches back-to-back. Nothing separate you from others except for the fact that there is a lot of space on these long "couches." Lap dances are $30, but they have been promoting a 2-for-1 special on Wednesdays.

The lap dances are nothing extraordinary. There is moderate grinding, and no touching allowed, although some dancers may allow light touching of the thighs and back. The VIP/Champagne rooms are visible from the lap dance couches, as they are located on the edge of the lap dance area. Again, they do not have doors of separator of any kind, so they are in plain site of the couches and the bouncer.