Entries from the Stripper Speak Phrase Book

Is "pathetic little PL" redundant? Or maybe it could be a recursive acronym...

I'll be right back...means...Goodbye.

For my additions, see "What They Really Mean: Stripperspeak-to-English Translations":

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Your best customer so far..... means......I have all your money as of now

Wow, stalker and plagiarizer

Where I club, lets VIP and get naughty means a good time.

Damn, this is a tough crowd to please. I can't always have stories of fucking adorably cute little 19-year-olds.

Chandler, sorry for stealing your idea. I wasn't an active participant in the discussions way back in 2009, and I've had never seen that post before. Nevertheless, while the idea was not mine, at least I came up with a couple of entries that are kind of unique and funny.

No need to apologize. Great minds think alike and all that...

I almost didn't post the link, not wanting to dump cold water on your thread. Topics are bound to repeat eventually. I just couldn't resist this time, because the similarities were so striking. Goes to show that Stripperspeak is real and eternal. We are just reporting on it.

"Buy me a drink" means "You're so ugly I can't dance for you sober."

Anything said by a stripper ... means ... Give me all of your money.

"Babe" by anyone, stripper, waitress, bartender, etc. = patronizing you to give them more money.

"I'll stop back after my song set on stage" = I may or may not come back. Depends on if someone else tips me, or I have to smoke, or I have to go to the dressing room to do whatever it is strippers do for hours at a time...

"That girl is such a bitch" = she took my customer, stole some of my clothes/makeup/phone/money.

"Let's go have some fun" = let's see how much money I can drain from your wallet/credit card.

"Can I have a drink?" = I want to see if you are cheap or if you actually have some money to spend on me.

"Where do you live?" = if you are close to where I live, can you give me a ride home after my shift? Since I don't have a car or my car is in the shop for the 10,000th time.

You sure these are jokes?

They sound/look real to me.

It's funny it made me laugh.

Thanks dude for posting, yikes!

Nothing but love to JS69.

It's been a slow day...I need your money, now!(everyday is a slow day in a strip club.

Any variation of..

"Another dancer robbed 200 from me" really means "please buy my BS story and be my white night by giving me money for nothing"

" I love doing it doggy-style " = I don't want to look at your face

"I've missed you" means "I've missed your money."

"You made my night" means "I can afford some drugs/booze/to pay my fines, tickets, etc./a cut to my pimp/my rent"

"You're so handsome and smart and funny" means "I'm drunk as fuck and I almost threw up in my mouth looking at you but you look like you'll still give me money just to sit next to you."

"Where are you staying?" means "Good fucking God, I'm so desperate for money right now I might have to have sex with you."

Please translate. Me: You're fckn hot. Let's go to the VIP. Her: Oh no, you don't want to get into that life. (Continues grinding, ask for another dance)

Really someone please translate. That one through me for a loop.

GAC, makes no sense unless she was somehow making more $ without VIP, and assuming that you were wearing deodorant.

@JS69 I actually had on some Gucci cologne. Ok. I'll try to figure out that one with another trip to PP Cola, hopefully that same dancer will be there.

So last night I went to PP Cola and had two stripper ask me why I go to strip clubs. What kind of fckn question is that? And is there a greater than great answer...

^Because that's where the strippers are. (Duh!)

Touchè Chandler, touchè...