Entries from the Stripper Speak Phrase Book
JohnSmith69
layin low but staying high
What strippers say and what they really mean. Please feel free to make your own additions.
I'm in school ... means ... I took a class at a community college once
I'm in a relationship... means ... I live with a drug dealer
You have a huge penis ... means ... Give me all of your money
I love you ... means ... I love your money
That dancer is a whore ... means ... That dancer has fucked more guys ITC today than I have
Where are you from? ... means ... I don't care where you're from but I have to say something before I ask you for a dance
You have big muscles, do you work out ... means ... you are a pathetic little PL
Let's go to VIP, we'll have a lots of naughty fun ... means. ... Give me a ton of money so I can do air dances for you.
I'm broke ... means ... I made $500 last night but I spent it on drugs and clothes
I need to borrow $200 ... means ... Give me $200
My rent is due tomorrow ... means ... You chose a good night to ask for a BBBJ
I'm in school ... means ... I took a class at a community college once
I'm in a relationship... means ... I live with a drug dealer
You have a huge penis ... means ... Give me all of your money
I love you ... means ... I love your money
That dancer is a whore ... means ... That dancer has fucked more guys ITC today than I have
Where are you from? ... means ... I don't care where you're from but I have to say something before I ask you for a dance
You have big muscles, do you work out ... means ... you are a pathetic little PL
Let's go to VIP, we'll have a lots of naughty fun ... means. ... Give me a ton of money so I can do air dances for you.
I'm broke ... means ... I made $500 last night but I spent it on drugs and clothes
I need to borrow $200 ... means ... Give me $200
My rent is due tomorrow ... means ... You chose a good night to ask for a BBBJ
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Chandler, sorry for stealing your idea. I wasn't an active participant in the discussions way back in 2009, and I've had never seen that post before. Nevertheless, while the idea was not mine, at least I came up with a couple of entries that are kind of unique and funny.
I almost didn't post the link, not wanting to dump cold water on your thread. Topics are bound to repeat eventually. I just couldn't resist this time, because the similarities were so striking. Goes to show that Stripperspeak is real and eternal. We are just reporting on it.
"I'll stop back after my song set on stage" = I may or may not come back. Depends on if someone else tips me, or I have to smoke, or I have to go to the dressing room to do whatever it is strippers do for hours at a time...
"That girl is such a bitch" = she took my customer, stole some of my clothes/makeup/phone/money.
"Let's go have some fun" = let's see how much money I can drain from your wallet/credit card.
"Can I have a drink?" = I want to see if you are cheap or if you actually have some money to spend on me.
"Where do you live?" = if you are close to where I live, can you give me a ride home after my shift? Since I don't have a car or my car is in the shop for the 10,000th time.
They sound/look real to me.
It's funny it made me laugh.
Thanks dude for posting, yikes!
It's been a slow day...I need your money, now!(everyday is a slow day in a strip club.
"Another dancer robbed 200 from me" really means "please buy my BS story and be my white night by giving me money for nothing"
"You're so handsome and smart and funny" means "I'm drunk as fuck and I almost threw up in my mouth looking at you but you look like you'll still give me money just to sit next to you."
"Where are you staying?" means "Good fucking God, I'm so desperate for money right now I might have to have sex with you."
Me: You're fckn hot. Let's go to the VIP.
Her: Oh no, you don't want to get into that life. (Continues grinding, ask for another dance)
What kind of fckn question is that? And is there a greater than great answer...