Everything I need to know about strip clubs ...

10/31/2014 1:21:18 PM

Everything I need to know about strip clubs, I learned in kindergarten

Ask before you touch

If you play with something that is sticky or messy, wash your hands afterwards

When you want something badly, always say please

Be friendly

If it smells bad, don't eat it

Don't be mean to girls

Have good hygiene so you don't pick up germs

If you're going to stay up late at night, take a nap in the afternoon

If it's furry, don't touch until you know that it won't bite

Show n tell is one of life's great pleasures

Girls are made of sugar, spice and everything nice

Don't pick a fight with bullies

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san_jose_guy

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10 years ago

What I didn't know until I started going to strip clubs was that when girls want to be, they can be extremely friendly. And so when you see them in other situations where they are not being friendly, don't let them gain the upper hand with you. Either they are going to lighten up and open up, or I'm going to just go elsewhere.

SJG

shailynn

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10 years ago

Johnsmith that's the best advice I've heard in a long time

Josh43

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10 years ago

"Ask before you touch "

Closely related: Always get permission before you pet someone else's kitty.

gawker

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10 years ago

* play well with others

PhantomGeek

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10 years ago

"It's nice to share."

shadowcat

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10 years ago

"I'll show you mine, if you'll show me yours"

steve229

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10 years ago

Like the little school mate in the school yard
We'll play jacks and uno cards
I'll be your best friend and you'll be my Valentine
Yes, you can hold my hand if you want to
'Cause I want to hold yours too
We'll be playmates and lovers and share our secret worlds

Duke69

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10 years ago

alabegonz

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10 years ago

+Use your time wisely. If you give in in the first few (five) minutes, she will never respect you, you dirty old man.

alabegonz

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10 years ago

+If she sits beside you and leaves after five minutes, do not ever ever get a dance from her.

Ever.

chandler