Everything I need to know about strip clubs, I learned in kindergarten
Ask before you touch
If you play with something that is sticky or messy, wash your hands afterwards
When you want something badly, always say please
Be friendly
If it smells bad, don't eat it
Don't be mean to girls
Have good hygiene so you don't pick up germs
If you're going to stay up late at night, take a nap in the afternoon
If it's furry, don't touch until you know that it won't bite
Show n tell is one of life's great pleasures
Girls are made of sugar, spice and everything nice
Don't pick a fight with bullies
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last commentWhat I didn't know until I started going to strip clubs was that when girls want to be, they can be extremely friendly. And so when you see them in other situations where they are not being friendly, don't let them gain the upper hand with you. Either they are going to lighten up and open up, or I'm going to just go elsewhere.
SJG
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Johnsmith that's the best advice I've heard in a long time
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"Ask before you touch "
Closely related: Always get permission before you pet someone else's kitty.
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"It's nice to share."
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"I'll show you mine, if you'll show me yours"
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Like the little school mate in the school yard
We'll play jacks and uno cards
I'll be your best friend and you'll be my Valentine
Yes, you can hold my hand if you want to
'Cause I want to hold yours too
We'll be playmates and lovers and share our secret worlds
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+Use your time wisely. If you give in in the first few (five) minutes, she will never respect you, you dirty old man.
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+If she sits beside you and leaves after five minutes, do not ever ever get a dance from her.
Ever.
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I'm afraid you lost me at "ask before you touch". Does anyone really do that in a strip club?
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(Of course, all the rest was great, though.)
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Bring your money.
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Just ask. @Dougster
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