Everything I need to know about strip clubs ...
JohnSmith69
layin low but staying high
Everything I need to know about strip clubs, I learned in kindergarten
Ask before you touch
If you play with something that is sticky or messy, wash your hands afterwards
When you want something badly, always say please
Be friendly
If it smells bad, don't eat it
Don't be mean to girls
Have good hygiene so you don't pick up germs
If you're going to stay up late at night, take a nap in the afternoon
If it's furry, don't touch until you know that it won't bite
Show n tell is one of life's great pleasures
Girls are made of sugar, spice and everything nice
Don't pick a fight with bullies
Ask before you touch
If you play with something that is sticky or messy, wash your hands afterwards
When you want something badly, always say please
Be friendly
If it smells bad, don't eat it
Don't be mean to girls
Have good hygiene so you don't pick up germs
If you're going to stay up late at night, take a nap in the afternoon
If it's furry, don't touch until you know that it won't bite
Show n tell is one of life's great pleasures
Girls are made of sugar, spice and everything nice
Don't pick a fight with bullies
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SJG
Closely related: Always get permission before you pet someone else's kitty.
We'll play jacks and uno cards
I'll be your best friend and you'll be my Valentine
Yes, you can hold my hand if you want to
'Cause I want to hold yours too
We'll be playmates and lovers and share our secret worlds
Ever.