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strange things in clubs

Oct 27, 2014, 5:51 PM
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crazyjoe
Colorado

What is the strangest thing you have seen a customer do in a club around Halloween?

I was at the Bus Stop in Boulder, minding my own business. I was in the restroom taking a whizz and some chick walks in wearing high heels and a dress. She goes to the urinal next to me and pulls up her dress. Then she whips her dick out and starts whizzing!

I guess it was either a dude or the bearded lady

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SlickSpic

I once saw a stripper dressed as Dr. Strange, dancing to Strange Days followed up by People Are Strange.

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mikeya02

^^^^ pretty strange.....I saw a stranger reading " Stranger in a Strange Land" while " Strange Brew" was playing.

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ATACdawg

So, crazyjoe, was it a transvesite in your strip club, or were you in a tranny bar? ;-D

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SlickSpic

@Mikey-I love The Stranger.

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sharkhunter

I saw a girl from a parallel universe. No way should It be possible to physically change like she did. Plus lots of other people suddenly changed. At home I noticed a change with something I use every month, a particular razor kit, no longer had two parts. I guess in this universe, no one put them in the kit.

The last night that I noticed changes there was a huge thunderstorm, flash flooding, people died, the interstate nearby was closed down. Other than that, I don't remember anything unusual. It didn't even rain at my house that night but it rained about 4 inches while I was in Greenville. The most rain I've ever seen was about 3 inches in 15 minutes. It looked like a waterfall. The weather guy on the. news confirmed it too. Even occassionally made comments like no rain in the state except in town xyz where I lived.

Second most weird. I told a dancer one night I was having a static electricity problem in the club. She said only you. I told her I would show her. Instead of grounding myself against the metal tip on the stairs of the stage, when she touched me or I touched her, she would get a shock. To my surprise she touched my head. I felt a charge leave my head and heard a big zaap. I heard her shout, " You shocked me!". She said she was going to call me Electro.

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sharkhunter

Another strange thing happened. The waitresses were fast in serving me in one club. Very strange. Unless it has something to do with tipping one waitress two bucks for a three dollar beer once or twice. I think the one waitress is hotter than the dancers. I thought her smile alone was worth that extra dollar tip.

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crazyjoe

Lol Mikeya and Slick.

@ dawg who knows. The Bustop is supposed to be a strip club. However it is in Boulder, that is a crazy ass town. I ran like hell and never went back.

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bang69

Saw a dancer reading Pent House while sitting at the bar

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ATACdawg

@crazyjoe: lmfao!

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Clubber

"I was at the Bus Stop in Boulder, minding my own business."

Seems like that should be Bust Stop. :)

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SlickSpic

This bus stop in Boulder ain't as cool as a corner in Winslow, Arizona.

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SlickSpic

Just stranger. Much stranger.

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mikeya02

" Love is Strange"

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mikeya02

^^^^ Dirty Dancing with Mickey

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jackslash

I was sitting in a small strip club in Canada, watching the stage show, when I heard a crash. I turned around to see that a young man had had too much to drink and had fallen face down on the floor. The patrons all gathered around the fallen man, ignoring the nude dancer on stage.

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crazyjoe

@ slick. That corner is way more cool...lol

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Tracerr

seen a guy roll across a "dance floor" stand up running and run headfirst into a table i was like 5 feet away and BUSTED up laughing he proceeded to laugh it off and stumble towards the restroom

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