A Modest Proposal

I realize that adding a term to the tuscl glossary is a Herculean task akin to amending the Constitution. Nevertheless, there are 27 amendments to the Constitution despite how difficult it is to change that sacred document. So, it's always possible to affect change when it is necessary to do so for the betterment of an organization's core documents. That time has come for the tuscl glossary.

I propose that we add the term DS (dream stripper) to the glossary. I believe that mikeya02 was the first one to actually use this term.

https://www.tuscl.net/postread.php?PID=3…

My description of the strip club gods' revelation of my particular DS then served to give this term clear meaning and substance. It's no mere coincidence that at the same time that mikey first used this phrase, my own personal dream stripper was revealed. It was clearly meant to be.

We need this acronym because all of the others that we have (ATF, CF, etc) focus more upon the longevity of a relationship. We have no terms to descriptively convey the quality of a dancer except for the 1-10 system which is inadequate because it focuses solely on physical appearance and ignores other important dancer qualities. Plus, the 1-10 system doesn't involve any acronyms. Further, just saying that a girl is a 10 is not always adequate or sufficiently descriptive. Sometimes you must be able to go higher than a 10, as this video proves:

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=KOO5S4vxi0o

DS is a great term because we all intuitively understand the meaning and intention of the phrase. This is unlike LDK which has no initially clear meaning, and requires a knowledge of the lap dance king' obsession to understand the origins of the phrase. Moreover, we don't all LDK, but we do all want a DS.

A common understanding of DS would give us all something to aspire to. Instead of just going out looking for some mediocre blow job, we can go to the club wondering if this is the night that the strip club gods will reveal our own personal DS. You can get excited about telling other PLs of the hunt for your DS. We all crave a DS, and having this phrase formally adopted validates our quest. It's inspiring.

Here is my proposed definition:

DS - Dream Stripper. A DS is a dancer who is perfect for a particular PL in three categories (appearance, personality, and sexual services). The designation does not require any specific longevity of a relationship so long as there is enough time for a PL to adequately evaluate these three qualities. The determination of whether a particular dancer is a DS is a subjective determination made by each PL. However, a true DS is very rare and special.

Now, let's achieve something that may have never before been done in tuscl history -- a consensus. My brothers (and sisters for Lopaw, jerikson, trixxi, etc) lets come together as never before! Let's agree on DS for Dream Stripper. Future generations of PLs are counting on us to take this historic step. It can be our legacy. Let's not fail future PLs at this historic juncture. The future is in our hands. Don't let me down.