"The report indicated that the cells taken from the pap smear, were not human. It could not determine the origin of the cells: all they knew was that they were not human cells."
I think she was raped by aliens and this is really an alien seed pod. The absurd deer tongue story is a coverup by the government. She needs to be quarantined until we can find out if she's been impregnated by them.
JohnSmith69 dude...that makes way more sense. I bet that is why your brother's followers have to wear the JesusJammies(TM). JesusJammies must have special anti-alien properties.
I'm not sure if they ward off alien genitals or not. However. I always wear my garmies to the club and they are effective at keeping the little head from jumping into any dancers that are a 6 or less in looks.
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it isn't the use of a large object as a sexual aid that surprises me. But leaving it up your snatch...how high do you have to be to do that?
I think she was raped by aliens and this is really an alien seed pod. The absurd deer tongue story is a coverup by the government. She needs to be quarantined until we can find out if she's been impregnated by them.
OMG!!! The doctors need to go back and see if there is an even bigger seed pod in her rectum!
We need some input from our local expert, sharkhunter. I know a thing or two 'bout alien chicks but that dude has been to outer space!
http://www.salon.com/2012/07/07/are_morm…
I'm not sure if they ward off alien genitals or not. However. I always wear my garmies to the club and they are effective at keeping the little head from jumping into any dancers that are a 6 or less in looks.
Man has eel-like fish surgically removed from bum.
http://metro.co.uk/2014/10/29/man-has-ee…
Now these guys seem normal