If you’re thinking of driving here...

If you’re thinking of driving here because the pickings are so slim in Orlando, don’t bother. It’s nothing to go out of your way for, and it really is very out of the way. It looks like it’ll be close on the map, but you have to go over bridges and causeways and way down into town to find this hole in the wall.

When you enter, you might be tempted to drop to the floor to escape the heavy smoke. Chokingly heavy.

You might also choke on a couple of the dancers. One had just the worst belly full of stretch marks I've ever seen. Some fat, some ugly. Nothing at all to get excited about. The one or two girls who were decent were locked up, chatting up regulars for a long time, or at least for as long as I could take it.