As a place to go, drink...

As a place to go, drink a few beers, and look at some slightly-more-attractive-than-average girls, this place is great. As a strip club, it's not.

Went on a weekday late afternoon/early evening. Cover was $5, but I walked in behind a group of four or five guys and it took the doorman so long to get them checked in that he just waived cover. Reasonable prices for beer, I think I paid $3 or $4 for a domestic draft. Club is decent-sized, clean, and in overall good shape. There's a separate bar area, and one long stage in the main room. There's a smaller side stage in the main room, but nobody was on it when I was there. Standard two song rotation. All pasties, I guess that must be the law in Columbus. Girls are slightly above average, but nobody particularly memorable.

My real bitch with this club is the price to value ratio. Dances were being quoted at $30 which is awfully steep for a pastie dance from a 6 or a 7 at best. Songs seem like they run short, even by strip club standards. They periodically play Motley Crue's "Girl, Girls, Girls," which is the signal for a 2-for-$40 dance deal, but even that's not really worth it. In fairness, I wasn't there at peak times, so maybe the weekend shift is better, but somehow I just doubt it.