OT: Volunteers Needed to Test Ebola Vaccine for $845

Tired of waiting for the economic boom?

Hate going to the strip club with only $7 in your pocket?

Or maybe you make $350K/yr, but you’ve had some “unexpected expenses” come up and need to make some quick cash so you can attend the informal Follies ATL meet next month?

This may be the answer:

http://www.bloomberg.com/news/2014-10-28…

Oh, and just think, Zipman, you’d also be immune to all #ebola.strippers