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"I felt a great disturbance in the Force..."

Man, I was jonesing when TUSCL was off-line. I can stand a break from the actual clubs, but I need my TUSCL fix!

Perfect Ten

San Antonio, Texas

I went on a Monday night...

I went on a Monday night after the Spurs game. It was my first visit to a club in San Antonio so I don't know how it compares to others but I would guess…

On The Border

Franklin, Wisconsin

Visited OTB last Friday during my...

Visited OTB last Friday during my trip to Milwaukee. Club was huge and impressive. Saw some good reviews, so club could be good from Milwaukee standards but didn't impressed me because place that I live…

Cheeks

Washington Park, Illinois

This club is good for high...

This club is good for high mileage at the stage. The atmosphere is casual and they have friendly security and wait staff. The girls are very friendly and let you know what is…

Foreplay Gentlemen’s Club

Baltimore, Maryland

No place is perfect, but I'm...

No place is perfect, but I'm getting the feeling this may be one of my favorite spots as of late. Stopped by this past Sunday. Plenty of girls, not too many customers...I like it this…

Living Room

Dayton, Ohio

Recent late Friday night visit: Crowd...

Recent late Friday night visit: Crowd levels and stageside nudity a bit off from prior peak night visits. Yet the basic constants that make this club desireable for SW Ohio patrons (basically comfortable club without…

Platinum Plus

West Columbia, South Carolina

Great time as always! Went...

Great time as always! Went in early just after Noon. They started stage dancing around 12:30. At first there was limited dancers and customers but that changed once the stage dancing started.…

Bobby's Bar

Melrose Park, Illinois

Stopped in for the first time...

Stopped in for the first time since September. My September trip was a BIG disappointment and as hard as it is to believe, this club has gone down hill since then. The smokin'…

Billy Dean's Showtime Cafe

North Bellmore, New York

Truly enjoyed the atmosphere. The staff...

Truly enjoyed the atmosphere. The staff and dancers were very friendly and personable. The dancers were hot looking and all spoke English (so strange these days). Had a dance with two different girls but both…

Little Darlings Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

I'm in agreement with most of...

I'm in agreement with most of the recent reviews of Little Darlings - this club seems to be doing well, and is great value for your money, particularly in the Las Vegas market, so much…

Midway Invader

Mississauga, Ontario

visited on Mon evening. Plenty of...

visited on Mon evening. Plenty of parking, and no cover. Bathrooms are Ok, certainly better than Cannonball- and no bathroom stooge.$7.00 for bottled beer. Had a few dances with Jayla, a blonde French-Canadian 9.5. Huge…

Lido Cabaret

Cocoa Beach, Florida

So I used to go to...

So I used to go to Lidos all the time about a year ago....and I decided to go back for a fun visit (was in Cocoa Beach for a 3day getaway, so I have a…

Inner Room Cabaret

Cocoa Beach, Florida

I also have been at this...

I also have been at this club before (about a year ago) and because I was in town for the weekend, I wanted to stop by. The club is bigger than all the clubs in the…

Cheaters

Cocoa Beach, Florida

So after leaving a disappointing Inner...

So after leaving a disappointing Inner Room, I decided to try out one last club on Saturday night (10pm-close) that I'd never been to before; Cheaters. Th club is small. You can see the stage from…

Centerfolds

Seattle, Washington

I visited Ricks right before they...

I visited Ricks right before they closed. I was lucky enough to talk to a few of the girls, and ask them what their plans were. They said they were going to move over to…

Foxy's

Scottsville, New York

I worked at Foxy's for a...

I worked at Foxy's for a few weeks while I was back home, so this is mostly a review for other dancers. The management at Foxy's is decent, and some of the girls are very…

Flight Club

Inkster, Michigan

Been to many clubs accross the...

Been to many clubs accross the country. This is by far my favorite club. Every girl in this club is a 7 or better. They have a good mix of "type of…

PT's Showclub

Indianapolis, Indiana

This place definitely has a few...

This place definitely has a few things going for it. It is certainly one of the nicer physical clubs that I have been to. The place looks nice from the outside and improves…

Shotgun Willie's

Glendale, Colorado

I'm not positive if the visit...

I'm not positive if the visit was Wednesday or Thursday however it was around 1:00pm. I have never been here during the day before but this time I wanted to get lunch somewhere. When…

Industrial Strip

Hammond, Indiana

Have not been here in a...

Have not been here in a while, so while the thoughts of men turn to golf, my turn to another visit to the IS...made an evening trek to "This IS it" and with a free…

Perfect 10 Cabaret

Austin, Texas

I took a Monday afternoon off...

I took a Monday afternoon off work in order to have some playtime at my favorite afternoon club. I arrived at 1p and Sugars was quiet. They had 6-10 women working but they…

Paradise Saloon

Lawrence, Kansas

Stopped in after getting locked out...

Stopped in after getting locked out at Bonita Flats and turned away at the End Zone. For a St. Patrick's Day, was a little tame. There were about 4 girls circulating and one…

Zona Rosa Cabaret

Houston, Texas

Formerly harlem knights...now club dreams....major differences...

Formerly harlem knights...now club dreams....major differences from hersay...so i have been traveling around looking for my new stomping grounds...and i guess this is not the club for me...packed with the ""extras"" girls and not always…

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

This is the 2nd consecutive failed...

This is the 2nd consecutive failed visit. 1st visit: one of my regular girls wouldn't stop dancing and would beg me fir one mOre then one more. Ok, I m a sucker for being a club…

Silver Criket Gentlemen's Club

Dearborn, Michigan

I went to work here for...

I went to work here for a night to try and make some quick cash, big mistake. The dancers were all ugly, had bad attitudes, and the place was a ghost town. They had a…

Foreplay Gentlemen’s Club

Baltimore, Maryland

Had a very good visit on...

Had a very good visit on a Saturday night. Received a coupon at the hotel for reduced cover charge. Ask the concierge at any hotel in the area about this coupon. Once…

Power Strip Gentlemens Club

Detroit, Michigan

sorry for the harsh review, but...

sorry for the harsh review, but the management at this place just doesn't get it. So they've gone from smoking weed in the back to smoking CRACK!! Because I was told today that dances…

Dames & Games

Grand Rapids, Michigan

Was here bout a year ago...

Was here bout a year ago n was delighted to see that they now have a private area for the VIPs which are $20. A $6 door cover. Place looks pretty good. Drinks are priced…

Carl's Bar

Stone Park, Illinois

I am giving Carl's a good...

I am giving Carl's a good review as it has been a favorite of mine's for a couple of years now (ever since I've signed on for the Oscar Madison/Charlie Sheen lifestyle) granted it a…

Silver Slipper Saloon

Ottawa, Illinois

This is really the only strip...

This is really the only strip club I go to. It is almost a 2 hr ride but it is worth it, wish I could get there more often. Most of the girls…

La Chambre

Detroit, Michigan

I've driven past La Chambre a...

I've driven past La Chambre a million times, but I never thought to stop until another TUSCL member recommended it to me. The club is a small building in a little shopping center and…

Admiral Theatre

Chicago, Illinois

Was dragged into the Admiral at...

Was dragged into the Admiral at 4:30am by a drunken buddy once again after night of heaving drinking in the city. While I can appreciate the fact that this place is open til six…

Penthouse Club Philadelphia

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

This place is the best club...

This place is the best club in Philly if you have the cash. Sometimes they show pussy on stage which is a nice turn on before going back. Day is definitely better than…

Buck's Cabaret El Paso

El Paso, Texas

I tried going back to TS...

I tried going back to TS despite my caution and I was right, I shouldnt have gone. Last time I went, I had a terrible time and this time I had another bad time. I…

Flight Club

Inkster, Michigan

Dropped into Flight Club after getting...

Dropped into Flight Club after getting stuck in Detroit overnight. Took a cab so avoided the Valet charge. Only stayed about an hour, but had a great time with a beautiful blond with…

Flight Club

Inkster, Michigan

The Flight Club is undergoing significant...

The Flight Club is undergoing significant changes. It's transforming itself into a combination stripclub and casino. The entire upstairs where the private rooms where located has been completely changed. The rooms used to be overlooking…

The Alibi

Klamath Falls, Oregon

I believe the name of the...

I believe the name of the club is now "Alibi". I went there on a Tuesday evening (two for Tuesday lap dances), and although the club inside is old and wasn't much to look at,…

The Landing Strip Lounge

Romulus, Michigan

Stopped by LS for the first...

Stopped by LS for the first time ever after dropping a friend off at DTW. Valet parking $6 at about 3 on Saturday afternoon - no cover. The club was clean and attractive…

Taboo Gentlemen's Club

Martinsburg, West Virginia

I...

I visited Taboo Gentlemen's Club last Saturday night, March 19, 2011. The place is very impressive from the outside, with a large sign visible from the main road and…

Bears Den

Shelly, Minnesota

The Bears Den in shelly, mn...

The Bears Den in shelly, mn . . . I found it to be a nice clean easy to find club with decent location, 50 miles from mahnomen mn and roughly 50 miles from grand…

Sparky's

Fayetteville, North Carolina

I like to visit Sparky's on...

I like to visit Sparky's on Sunday evenings around lunch. That is when I first met Caroline and Scarlet. Would love to see BOTH again for a private dance. Each gave the best dances ever.…

Spearmint Rhino Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

Spearmint has a reputation as being...

Spearmint has a reputation as being one of the finest clubs in Las Vegas and it certainly lived up to its reputation. The club has a few stages with girls dancing topless on stage with…

La Chambre

Detroit, Michigan

So I have read reviews on...

So I have read reviews on this place before, so decided to check it out for myself. It is located right off of 96 on telegraph in a strip mall next to a cash advance…

Hott 22

Union, New Jersey

Went here with a friend who's...

Went here with a friend who's gf dumped him. Girls aren't as hot as they used to be in the 90's, but they're still hot. $11 isn't bad for admission, and the dances…

Brad's Brass Flamingo

Indianapolis, Indiana

Recent off peak Sunday night visit:...

Recent off peak Sunday night visit: Brad constants (good and bad,mostly good) held up regardless of night. Met fellow tuscler racejeff, we swapped 411 between "frequent distractions." Club looked like it had been recently remodeled-…

Scores Tampa

Tampa, Florida

This place was really a bunch...

This place was really a bunch of hype. Everyone had been talking about it so we figured we would go check it out. I was was really disappointed. The bar tender did…

Flight Club

Inkster, Michigan

Stopped in today around 5. ...

Stopped in today around 5. Very few customers, and not many girls appeared to be working. The construction is in full force, and now the VIP rooms have been temporarily moved. Apparently…

Baby Dolls

Dallas, Texas

So far I must say one...

So far I must say one of the best days to go to Baby D's is Monday. Usually the top shelf talent is on hand, and there is a little bit for everyone. I prefer…

Pony

Memphis, Tennessee

The Pony is a good club...

The Pony is a good club to party at, but regulations have significantly decreased value since I was last here in 2009. The cover charge is $15 and includes your first two beers. Your first…

Gold Club

Memphis, Tennessee

The Gold Club renovations look to...

The Gold Club renovations look to be complete. Physically, this has become a very nice club. The inside was very upscale with rolling chairs, plenty of tables, and a horseshoe bar in the back of…

Lady Godiva's

Grand Rapids, Michigan

It's true that there is no...

It's true that there is no topless dancing in GR, but Godiva's is a very satisfying club. On a short visit to Michigan, I made it to LGs on a Friday and then a Tuesday…

Gallaghers 2000

Queens, New York

Went to Gallaghers after reading about...

Went to Gallaghers after reading about the place here. I was in Queens on business only about 2 blocks away so it was a must. Easy place to find. It was about 3…

Industrial Strip

Hammond, Indiana

I visited on a Thursday about...

I visited on a Thursday about 5 in the evening and there were 3 dancers on shift. One was at the bar near the door when I walked in and she was cute and…

Tropical Lei

Upland, California

Ive been to both the sister...

Ive been to both the sister clubs but had never been to this one before. Stopped in on a Friday night to get out of the rain and was a little surprised by how small…

Stone Hedge

West Babylon, New York

Dropped in here on a recent...

Dropped in here on a recent Saturday afternoon. Definitely a small, neighborhood club on Sunrise Highway. There were four dancers when I was there in the 5-7 category. The girls were friendly…

Fantasy's at the Beach

Fort Myers Beach, Florida

This is a solid club if...

This is a solid club if your preference is a laid back atmosphere with no pressure to do lap dances. If you're looking for glitz, this isn't the place for you. But if…

Cheerleaders New Jersey

Gloucester City, New Jersey

I stopped by this place to...

I stopped by this place to check it out since I have not been there in over a year. It was ok. There were some good looking dancers and there wasn't much of a dollar…

Vixens

Fort Myers, Florida

This is a glitzy, upscale club...

This is a glitzy, upscale club complete with the mirrors, pulsating music, multiple TVs broadcasting sports, hot food and plenty of hot dancers making the rounds among the audience. There were a couple of…

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Nudists Fear Sripclub Law

2 news articles. 1st article Nudists tell lawmakers: Don't restrict strip clubs Published - Mar 21 2011 04:52PM EST By JONATHAN J. COOPER - Associated Press SALEM, Ore. — Oregon lawmakers are considering asking voters to roll back the state's free speech protections to allow…

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Crime Stoppers: Strip Club ATM Stolen

REDMOND, Ore. -- In a Crime Stoppers alert, Redmond police are investigating a weekend theft at Big T's strip club on Glacier Avenue officials said Monday. Thieves broke in after the club closed Friday night -- and stole an ATM from…

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Tea House Owner In Hot Water Over Phone Incident

Sandusky A strip-club owner who thought one of his patrons was photographing his employees apparently decided to take matters into his own hands. Tea House of the Dancing Lady owner Craig D. Smith, 74, grabbed a cell phone from one of his…

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Nude cleaners

There is a company in town that offers nude cleaners for a few hours and am considering taking them up on the offer. Has anyone experienced something like this? If I do it I'm going to expect anything,…

Prince George's County, Maryland Strip Clubs

<div class="usercontent" style="display: inline;"> I&#39;ve been to every strip club in Prince George&#39;s County, Maryland, and almost all of the rest in Maryland, and I would like to give those who don&#39;t know or those who are visiting in D.C. a run down on how these clubs work.<br /> <br /> For those who don&#39;t know, Washington, D.C. is about the worst place for strip clubs, especially if you want lap dances. In D.C. there are NO lapdances allowed. If you want a lapper you have to either go into Virginia (not my thing) or go into Maryland. Prince George&#39;s County is right on the line out of D.C. and if you don&#39;t want to make that hour long trip to Baltimore listen…

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?

Is it my imagination, or is the ability to send PMs to fellow members now missing from the Message Box area? [I only had this lovely quote to forward to Sam & VM: "Luckily, the twins were there and…

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Titty Titty Bang Bang

Stripper gets breast implants and they explode. http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=660_1261375701

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I'm planning on seriously cutting back my spending on strip clubs

I want to save up money for a car and other things. What do you think my chances of success are if I want to visit the same clubs but just tell most dancers no thanks? I'm planning…

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Was I setup?

Met a girl the other night at a club, who gave me excellent dances, very cute, my type, and offered me for outside the club. I indicated I was interested and took her number. I met her again…

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Rural club review project.

Rural clubs have treated me well in the past. It's my experience that, although the girls aren't always as pretty as the city clubs, they often offer high mileage and extras without being too pricey. There are 34 clubs listed for…

Risqué

Tampa, Florida

I'm not a big fan of...

I'm not a big fan of strip clubs where the dancers are not totally nude. So when I visited Alibi's last Friday around 9pm, it only re-enforce my distaste of these types of clubs.…

Seville Club

Minneapolis, Minnesota

I visited the Seville Club on...

I visited the Seville Club on Friday March 18th at about 8:00pm. I had an alright time but would describe Seville Club as a nice but low mileage club even for the Minneapolis area. There…

Gold Club

Tampa, Florida

This is a great full liquor...

This is a great full liquor club in Tampa. It's HUGE inside, with two large stages and ridiculously high poles that the dancers do tricks on. Lapdances are $25, champagne is $275/half hour...ymwv depending on…

Baby Dolls Gentlemans Club

Highland, Indiana

Stopped by at about 10 pm...

Stopped by at about 10 pm on a Saturday night. There were about 8 customers and 4-6 dancers. The bar looks like your local bar. The girls all wear band-aids over their…

Doll House

Jacksonville, Florida

I'm in Jax every couple of...

I'm in Jax every couple of months and I often stop in the DH. Not because it is the nicest club in town, nor is it always the best mileage, but occasionally it is…

Super Fuego

Bladensburg, Maryland

I visited place yesterday and had...

I visited place yesterday and had a blast. The cover of $20 bucks seems a lot but it's worth it. First of all, you can bring you own alcohol so that's a plus. The girls…

Centerfolds Boston

Boston, Massachusetts

Not much has changed here since...

Not much has changed here since my last visit. The girls are still quite hot, but the dances are all air. Nude, but they are more than an arm's length away. I…

Diamond Cabaret

Denver, Colorado

So I stopped in during the...

So I stopped in during the happy hour around 5PM and unfortunately for me they only had three girls working. I'm going to assume it was primarily due to snowfall, but I was expecting…

Penthouse Club Tampa

Tampa, Florida

This was my 1st visit to...

This was my 1st visit to the Penthouse.. I've been to Mons venus & Ybor a few times. At the outset I checked what is the dress code.. It is frequented by people with suits but…

The Pony Bama

Huntsville, Alabama

Unless you are a local...do not...

Unless you are a local...do not attend. This place is horrible! I was there for 2 hours on a Sunday night with 10 patrons in the bar and 1 girl came up to…

Bonita Flats Saloon

Olathe, Kansas

I am writing this post as...

I am writing this post as a warning. I stopped by after doing my 10-day waiting period for a membership. It was 9:30 pm on St. Patrick's Day. The place was locked…

Divas Men's Club

Austin, Texas

So I had really low expectations...

So I had really low expectations going to Hot Bodies. Basically, we're used to going to Expose, but I like fully nude (if its passable) and Hot Bodies is really close to our apartment.…

Kappa Men's Club

Kappa, Illinois

I live in the area, and...

I live in the area, and get into the Kappa on a semi-regular basis. They have a good mix of dancers, from young to quite experienced, with a mix of body styles and ethnic backgrounds.…

Chantilly Lace

Rockford, Illinois

Gave this spot a visit on...

Gave this spot a visit on a boring Tuesday afternoon. Opened the door and was greeted by 4 girls inside. The atmosphere is quite relaxed and the inside of the establishment was not…

Cheetah Pompano Beach

Pompano Beach, Florida

Haven't been to cheetahs in a...

Haven't been to cheetahs in a while and my frinds and I decided to give it a shot again. There is a $2 fee to park your car or $5 to park in the VIP…

Kappa Men's Club

Kappa, Illinois

I stopped in at the Kappa...

I stopped in at the Kappa Kabanna last Saturday at 1:00 a.m. The place was about 2/3 full of customers, and there seemed to be enough dancers working to keep the crowd smiling.…

Luxxx Showgirls

Peoria, Illinois

This club has reopened after a...

This club has reopened after a bit of cleanup and some remodeling. The gentlemen at the front door were quite proud of what had been done, and their plans for more improvements. The…

Fare Club at Cabaret Royale

Dallas, Texas

Went for first time about 1pm...

Went for first time about 1pm on a Wednesday. Paid the 30 dollars that gets you VIP to both Fare Room and CR. There were maybe 5 dancers and 10 customers. A drugged up blonde,…

Palace In the Pines

Lowellville, Ohio

This place is hit or miss...

This place is hit or miss at best, as are the dancers. I've been there more than anyone probably should and on different nights of the week. At times, the private dances(which aren't…

Hollywood Cabaret

Southington, Connecticut

let me start by giving kudos...

let me start by giving kudos to saphire who took real good care a me shes a tall irish lass with the whole packadge so definatly check her out considering id porbably be trying to…

Rachel's Show Bar

Reynoldsburg, Ohio

Stopped by Rachel's and was disappointed...

Stopped by Rachel's and was disappointed by the overall changes. The interior of the club had some renovations, mostly limited to the VIP area where a series of couches now fill the dance rooms,…

Dream Girls

Denver, Colorado

I want to caution any one...

I want to caution any one considering going to the Dream House in Thornton. First of all the website information is totally bogus. I purchased a 30 minute show. And was disappointed…

Uncle Buck's Boobie Bungalow

Huntsville, Alabama

Although I had a good experience...

Although I had a good experience at Fantasia, I just had to go by Visions again the next day, after I was re-charged. Everything seemed about the same as 2 years ago, except the…

Déjà Vu Flint

Flint, Michigan

The Deja vu of flint is...

The Deja vu of flint is the best club in town. It is a clean club. The dancers are your college type girls. I visited on a Monday afternoon I paid a 11 bucks cover.…

Inner Room Cabaret

Cocoa Beach, Florida

I stopped by after hanging out...

I stopped by after hanging out at the beach all day. It was packed inside. I payed $8 to get in the door, which was not to bad. There was no place to sit and…

Peyton's Play Pen

Brooklyn, New York

Stopped by on a Monday afternoon....

Stopped by on a Monday afternoon. The place was a bit of a dive and I was the only customer in the place for a while. When you walk in the two main stages are…

Peek-A-Boo Lounge

Bradenton, Florida

I came here on a Friday...

I came here on a Friday afternoon after going to a Pirates spring training game nearby. The location is convenient and in a good area. Cover was $4 and there were 2-4-1 drinks for $3.75.…

Baby Dolls

Dallas, Texas

Another great experience at Baby Doll's...

Another great experience at Baby Doll's Dallas. I just love this bar. went up stairs and found a seat by the railing so I can see the whole bar. Great spot for…

Brad's Brass Flamingo

Indianapolis, Indiana

Sunday night visit from about 9:30...

Sunday night visit from about 9:30 to 1:30. Right at 25 dancers or maybe more. Parking lot was full with parking in the overflow rock lot. Once inside number of customers seemed…

Ace of Clubs

Atlanta, Georgia

I showed up for my first...

I showed up for my first visit to Babe's just before 6pm, so no cover charge. Not much style to this place. It is bare bones urban club with loud hip hop music,…

Club Rio

Indianapolis, Indiana

Friday evening visit to see a...

Friday evening visit to see a former dancer who had come out of retirement a couple of nights a week. Time of visit from 10:30 to 1:30. This is the smallest of what…

Spearmint Rhino Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

On my last visit to Vegas,...

On my last visit to Vegas, I decided to check out a few clubs. The Olympic Garden and the Spearmint were probably my two favorites. Spearmint has a huge selection of ladies.…

Rick's Cabaret Indianapolis

Indianapolis, Indiana

Friday night maybe about 20 dancers...

Friday night maybe about 20 dancers present. Dancer quality has slipped at this club as the have lost several good looking dancers over the years. On this night maybe 7-9 dancers in the…

Bottoms Up

Brooklyn, Illinois

The club was small, crowded, and...

The club was small, crowded, and hot late on a Saturday night a few weeks ago. There was a big stage in the middle with two poles, a stage off to the side with one…

Sunset Strip

Indianapolis, Indiana

good visit at the end of...

good visit at the end of last year. club was not packed but there were definitely more girls there than customers. and the pickings were good. Chatted up this chubby girl who…

Fantasia

Huntsville, Alabama

6 dancers were on shift. ...

6 dancers were on shift. 4 skinny white girls (all were a to b cups), 1 white girl a little long in the tooth, and a beautiful super sexy black girl. Got a…

007 Club

Detroit, Michigan

cover charge is back on, i...

cover charge is back on, i think it was 10. big change on mondays. $5 dances only go til Midnightm and was told that by 2 dancers, so its verified. glad i…

Spearmint Rhino

City of Industry, California

For whatever reason this seems to...

For whatever reason this seems to be my default club to go to. The dancers here are almost all very nice to look at and the club itself it very nice (save for my…

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Do strippers transmit STDs?

I have been to various strip clubs in California. Last time, one of the strippers was pretty wasted and gave me a hj and some french kissing. She was pretty wild... Is there chances of getting AIDS by hjs / kissing…

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What this information suggests?

My ATF tells me she has birth-control shot, also she is single. What that means??? Except that she learns a lesson from her inadvertent pregnancy after being drunk, I could not figure out anything good out of this combination. What…

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Dancers with HIV

Is there any way of preventing a dancer with HIV/AIDS from working in a strip club? Please tell me I am wrong here, but I see no barrier other than conscience. And I am not so sure many in this…

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Chair Preference

Do you have a preference between regular chairs and bar/high chairs? If so, why? The bar chairs for me allow for better grinding, but regular chairs allow for sitting in the lap and for more breast action.…

Bare Elegance

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

The Cove is a very dingy...

The Cove is a very dingy very corner bar right off of 95 in Port Richmond. It's not the dirtiest bar I have ever been to. But, it's not a contest, and this one is…

BabyDolls Ft Worth

Euless, Texas

Pretty disappointing to say the least....

Pretty disappointing to say the least. Hubby and I have been there several times over the last 2 years, and this visit was a waste of time and money. The Good- *Liked the new layout-…

Oasis Goodtime Emporium

Atlanta, Georgia

I was in this area of...

I was in this area of town and decided to kill some time. Truth be told, this place is an oasis in the middle of empty shopping centers and a Home Depot. The…

Lipstixx Gentlemen's Club

New Orleans, Louisiana

I went in on a Saturday...

I went in on a Saturday evening. I had been given a card for a free entry earlier in the evening, but didn't need to use it. I was greeted at the door…

Synn Gentlemen's Club

City of Industry, California

Came here hoping to see HT...

Came here hoping to see HT dancers, but didn't see any. This club is definitely not a good replacement, so probably wont come back. The DJ announces specials often and plays good music.…

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Q: Chicken or the Egg

This happened on a Sunday early afternoon, which is a slow time of the week here at most local clubs. there are 4 or 5 customers all at the bar, none at the rail or tables around the floor. I…

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Get a lapper from the new Wonder Woman?

I dunno. The sex appeal is there, but I fear being knocked upside the head by one of her wrist bracelets and then tied up with the rope. Then she could slip my wallet into one…

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Celebrity Nude Pics Easy For Hackers To Obtain

Vanessa Hudgens is still reeling from the release of more nude photos earlier this week — but they weren't leaked to the media from a jilted ex-boyfriend. Hudgens, along with 50 other female celebs, was hacked by a group…

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Quebec Revels In Its ‘Open' Sexual Culture

ST-HYACINTHE, QUE.—When out-of-towners ask a local in St-Hyacinthe where to go for a drink, or just to unwind, it's not uncommon they will be steered to a bar called Le Zipper. That sounds pretty standard. It is one of the more…

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Arson Suspected In Back-to-back Strip Club Fires

San Antonio Fire Department arson investigators are looking at what they term suspicious fires at two North Side strip clubs in as many days. Investigators are comparing the similarities of the fires, which appear to have been set or spread with…

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Dearborn Strip Club Files Lawsuit Against Police Department, Two Rival Strip Clu

DEARBORN, Mich. (WXYZ) - The Pantheion Club in Dearborn filed a $25 million lawsuit Friday against the Dearborn Police Department and two rival clubs. The lawsuit claims that the owners of The Landing Strip in Romulus and Subi's Place in Southgate…

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Cheerleaders, Nurses, Secretaries ...& Strippers

"Cheerleader fantasies are common, and I'm surprised that more strippers don't wear cheerlearder costumes" jackslash's comment under the March Madness post got me thinking: When was the last time [how long ago] you saw a stripper wear a 'uniform' for her stage…

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The Sundowner

Interesting find about this place since Founder's latest tweak. Check out the last 10 reviews to see how many reviews & clubs said reviewers have written... http://www.tuscl.net/d2.php?DID=3335

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slow economy looser rules

You would think that in a slow economy strip clubs would loosen the rules and give more bang for the buck to attract more customers, A resturant i frequint thats claim to fame is waitstaff in short school girl…

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I Don't Understand Strippers or Women in General

Okay, I thought I had become rather cynical in my old age, but then an incident occurs that makes me think I'm not cynical enough. I was sitting with a dancer I'll call "Candy", who I've become friendly with over the…

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Is Phoenix trying to out do Detroit?

Topless Bar Bouncer Shot in Phoenix 2 customers arrested Updated: Friday, 18 Mar 2011, 6:21 AM MDT Published : Friday, 18 Mar 2011, 6:11 AM MDT PHOENIX - The bouncer at a topless bar is shot after two customers are kicked out early Friday…

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Vanessa Hudgens, More Nudes, and Some News

Dudester's note-in case you missed Monday's news,there's more Vanessa nudes out there. This time, she took some closeup pics of her kitty, spreading it wide for us-God bless her. Vanessa Hudgens met with law enforcement officials on Wednesday to provide…

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Kacey Jordan- "I'm High, Duh, Not Suicidal"

Charlie Sheen's porn star pal Kacey Jordan is claiming she wasn't trying to kill herself earlier this week; rather she was just high on drugs and alcohol and therefore was not in her right mind. Jordan told TMZ, “I was not…

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March Madness? It's Cheerleader Time!!!!!!

http://superbooyah.com/index.php/tag/NCAA-Basketball-Cheerleaders.html Like the lack of makeup on the Utah State & BYU girls. Conversely, the Kansas gals almost look scary. Arizona isn't far behind. VCU girls know how to pose. Same with the Hampton…

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Have you ever said "I love you" to your ATF or dancer?

I mean, not the casual talks like "I love you; baby I love you, too", but quite seriously and sincerely, during lap dance, holding her tightly, face to face, watching into each others' eyes. Sometimes I do this. I am not…

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Stripper Pitches for Lap Dances

Dancer: Have you had any dances tonight? Me: Yes, I have. Dancer: Would you like a better one? Me: (Laughing) Dancer: You doubt me? If you'd had the first one from me, you wouldn't still be sitting here looking…

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TUSCL new feature...Maps, etc...

When you display a club, you now get a Google map, club discussion & more. Nice addition!

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real stripper girls

As ive gotten older and wiser ive strayed away from liking the perfect bodied girls who act like they are to good to take their clothes off , I started watching for the girls who got fully naked on…

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FriendFinder Revisits Plans To Go Public

More than a year after cancelling its IPO, citing terrible market conditions, FriendFinder this morning announced that it has filed an amendment to the Registration Statement on Form S-1 with the SEC in connection with a re-launch of its proposed…

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A Question about Japanese Nuclear Power Plants

Q: Why is the cooling system of a Japanese nuclear power plant like a stripper's boyfriend? A: Neither of them work.

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MONSTER TRUCK KILLS STRIP CLUB WORKER

Monster Truck Kills Strip Club Worker in Spearmint Rhino Parking Lot Driver Arrested for DUI Updated: Thursday, 17 Mar 2011, 7:08 AM CDT Published : Thursday, 17 Mar 2011, 6:51 AM CDT By Alice Wolke | MYFOXDFW.COM DALLAS - A woman was struck and killed…

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How many lap dances can $148,000 buy you?

How many lap dances can $148,000 buy you? Only Orlando Flores knows If you stole $148,000, how much of it would you splurge on lap dances? A grand? 10 thousand? Does crime really pay? This time it did-or at least,…

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Jason Biggs turned off by wife's stripper pole

"American Pie" star Jason Biggs' obsessive-compulsive disorder is ruining things at home - because he can't fully enjoy his wife's stripper pole antics. The actor's wife, Jenny Mollen, brought the pole home after signing up for stripper exercise classes - and…

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Well, damn...

Enthusiastic, if a bit mechanical, no rush, polite, willing to take direction, and doesn't count the money, at least where I can see. I think she got a repeat customer.

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Stripper Sex Lives (Or Lack Thereof)

Strippers have recently been bemoaning their sex lives to me. One confided that she hadn't had sex in nearly a year, since her baby daddy walked out. Several were around the six-month mark. Not sure to believe them or…

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Texting...

Over the years I've had the cell numbers of several of my favorite dancers and have had some interesting text conversations (sexting, if you will). It was for the most part a two-way street where either she OR I…

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Attractiveness & Standards

Hello my lecherous friends, I was thinking about this earlier and you all would definitely be the people to ask. How stringent are your standards about who (stripper or otherwise) you will bang? About a week ago I went on a date…

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In the spring a young man's fancy lightly turns to thoughts of .....

Fishing, gardening, BBQs, base ball? Will your discretionary money be spent on other things, rather than strip clubs. Fuck that. It will be shorts time at the clubs.

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The Sinclair Diaries: Part 8

I started out my second evening in Memphis on Beale Street. It was just as I remembered it. The only difference I noticed was that the Pat O'Brien's had closed down. With the street occupied with tourists, I figured getting…

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Centerfold Strips Is A Fan Of EXXXOTICA "Its Always A Good Time"

All New eXXXoticaExpo.com is Informative, Interactive & User Friendly Victory Tradeshow Management is pleased to unveil it's new 2011 branding and official 2011 EXXXOTICA website re-launch today. It is the online home for all four EXXXOTICA events: Miami Beach, Chicago, Los…

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Preparedness American Style

ABC NEWS Nightline looked at American preparedness last night, specifically California's predicament (atop the San Andreas fault line and a reactor on the coast at Sante Nofre.) http://abcnews.go.com/Nightline/video/american-earthquake-13144919 Two things aroused my cynicism: Jan Tucker, Emergency Preparedness Officer with the city of San…

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Medicare Issues $3.1 Million in Wrongful Payouts for Viagra

Medicare has offered taxpayers a bitter pill after spending $3.1 million in wrongful payments for Viagra and other sexual dysfunction drugs that are prohibited from coverage, the New York Post reported. A government report revealed that Medicare, which is supposed to…

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Police make 24 arrests in Newport News prostitution operation

NEWPORT NEWS Police in Newport News made 24 arrests over the weekend as part of an undercover operation targeting prostitution. Seventeen men were charged with soliciting prostitutes. Four women and a 17-year-old juvenile female were charged with prostitution, and two men…

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Psychology Professor Fired for Off-Campus Burlesque Hobby

Hamilton Nolan — Sheila Addison was a psychology professor at John F. Kennedy University in California. At the same time, she was performing in a San Francisco burlesque show, the Hubba Hubba Revue, under the name "Professor Shimmy" (sample…

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Double feature: Nude beach then strip club

This may be a little off topic so sorry if it isn't appropriate. I was in LA two weeks ago on Saturday with nothing to do so I thought I'd spend some time at the beach during the day. The…

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Breast Augmentation

I e-mailed this dude and told him to write a club review and get some TUSCL time so he could post his aversion to bolt-on's himself... http://blogs.miaminewtimes.com/riptide/2011/03/hugo_chavez_rallies_against_bo.php

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Akron Area Strip Club Raided, Real Crime Uncovered

Ohio's look-but-don't-touch strip club policy is a head-scratcher, especially with every Recession-soaked city trying to redefine itself as a convention destination (Someone needs to tell the Med Mart people that Dr. Everyman isn't going to come to Cleveland and test…

Strip Club Laws: Flogging A Dead ????

<div class="usercontent" style="display: inline;"> Yeah, I know we&rsquo;ve flogged this topic a lot recently but I think this article adds some new local perspective AND info for TUSCLers in many other states.<br /> <br /> I recently paid a visit to KC&rsquo;s Bazookas Showgirls SC. Am writing a review of that visit. Preview: I went with really low expectations of post-law activity but was very pleasantly surprised. However, part of the time I talked with the mgr on duty about the law&rsquo;s effect.<br /> <br /> To say his mood was glum would be an understatement. He predicted that more clubs were still likely to close while pointing unhappily to the dozen or so patrons present. He said they&rsquo;d lost business to Kansas but predicted…

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The Sinclair Diaries: Part 7

I returned to the Home of the Blues for the first time in a year for a short vacation and to see how recent legislation had impacted the local strip clubs. Apparently, Shelby County had barred the sale of hard…

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AC Dolls

Last Saturday my sister and I decided to try out AC Dolls. I cannot describe how disappointed I was by this club. Maybe I was extremely spoiled by Platinum Plus but the club itself was the size of my living…

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Of All The Things To Get Caught Stealing ... Dildo's?

Honey can you bail me out I robbed a bank, Honey can you bail me out I beat the crap out of some guy in a bar, Honey can you bail me out I stole a couple's used dildo's???? A Florida…

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Dancers not taking off their tops

Several dancers even on the busy weekends do not bother to take off their tops while on stage. Does this bother anyone? One dancer claimed she does not bother because it is just not worth the $10-20 she makes…

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Stripper stabs stripper, breaks arm

Indianapolis A stripper smackdown over private dances ended with one woman facing charges and another with a broken arm. Police say Gwendola Barnett and Mika Smith got into an argument about the number of private dances Smith performed over the…