I hadn't actually been inside this...

I hadn't actually been inside this place in years due to numerous bad experiences with dancers and bouncers, and even the door girls--problems I've NEVER had at ANY other club in decades of visiting strip clubs, but I decided to give them ONE more chance. BIG MISTAKE. As soon as I entered the door girl is asking me for a FIVE DOLLAR tip, saying "that's what most customers give me"... and this girl was a 7 at best, showing hardly any skin. I wanted to bolt right then and there, but decided to stick around. As expected, the moment you walk in the girls are hounding you for tips. They ALWAYS talk a great game here, telling you anything and everything you'd ever want to hear, how they love your looks, personality, style of dress--any lie to get the $$ out of your pocket, and they're much better hustlers than the girls at clubs I usually go to.

The girls here were definitely a notch or two better than my my favorite club, Ybor Strip, and I decided to try a lap dance with what I thought was the best-looking girl, Melanie, an attractive late 20's blond with nice, medium sized implants. $5 to go to the back and $25 for a single dance. VERY little touching was allowed eventhough the girl told me how attractive I was to her, which almost made me LOL. Not even gentle kissing of the breasts--unless of course I wanted to go to the space ship where "more fun could be had"--all for the LOW LOW price of $400 for 15 minutes. It was implied but not stated that a HE could be had. You'd have to be VERY rich AND stupid, or just VERY stupid to take that offer.

After one dance, I realized that this was mostly a look-only club. I guess I've become spoiled at clubs where lots of 2-way contact, extras, and no-holds-barred screwing could all be had for $150 or less. All in all, if you're into getting ripped off by attractive, but not quite gorgeous women, this would be the perfect club for you.