This is definitely a hit or...

This is definitely a hit or miss club. That said, the best time to hit it would have to be on a Friday or Saturday night at around 10. Second shift is just arriving and first shift hasn't left yet. Plus, most of the quality girls work on the weekends. There's been a lot of turnover lately which is a good thing, even though some of the old favorites will be missed.

The club atmosphere itself is pretty divey and what is up with the lame jukebox that plays the same stuff over and over? I guess the owner's figure that since it's the only strip club for hours around that they don't have to put in much effort to keep their customers coming back. It sucks but that's basically the truth. If you want to see naked dancers and you live around Roanoke then this is your only option.

Luckily, the dancers themselves are pretty decent. Mostly 5-7's with a few standouts. (Shout out to Vanessa!) Plus the lapdances give you nice bang for your buck. Girls are heavy on the grinding and most don't mind a little two-way contact. You don't have to spend a lot to have a good time either. $100-200 goes a lot further here then it would in a big city club, where that's practically the minimum you'd spend and still look like a cheapskate.