"He's Old Enough to be my Grandpa"
jackslash
Detroit strip clubs
Sunday, May 15, 2011 11:57 AM
Not long after I arrived at the club last week, a group of guys in their 20's came in and sat at a table near mine. I soon forgot about them as dancers began joining me for drinks and small talk. But when I escorted a tall blonde dancer past their table toward the VIP, I heard one of the youngsters say, "He's old enough to be my grandpa."
I have to admit that hurt a little. And technically he was right--if his grandmother was a slut I'd knocked up in high school. Certainly I'm old enough to be the father of every girl in the club. But I don't like to think of myself as a grandfather.
I don't like to look ridiculous. I can brush off comments from some random guy, but if the dancers begin uttering that phrase, I think I'll just hang it up.
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