Last night, I took a nice little girl to the lap dance are, where she proceeded to do a creditable job at fellatio. As I was putting myself away, one of the other dancers walked by and walked by and happened to glance into the room.
Since my girl was still on her knees in front of me, I asked here if that was going to cause any problem. "No, she's the biggest whore in the place."
I had to laugh at that, and she looked up and me and gave a kind of sheepish grin.
"Well, she is. Even compared to me."
I laughed some more.

