Most Peculiar Place I've Taken A Dancer For OTC Romp
farmerart
I was pressed into service today to haul a load of OCTP out to the well sites. Waiting for the load to be made up I drive the Kenworth to a nearby SC to kill time with lunch and some entertainment.
One of the dancers is particularly attractive so I go up the stage and tip her a $20 bill for her looks and performance. To my utter surprise she joins me at my table for conversation and I discover she is up for immediate takeout since she has a few hours to kill before her next stage set.
Of course I am game but I have no place to take her! With masterful sales skills I talk her into checking out the sleeper of my Kenworth. Restricted head room makes doggy or cowgirl impossible but the dancer is willing to give it a go.
The deed gets done. Walking back into the club she remarks that she will have a funky story to pass on when she returns to her usual club in Ontario.
I think to myself 'I've got one for tuscl, too'.
One of the dancers is particularly attractive so I go up the stage and tip her a $20 bill for her looks and performance. To my utter surprise she joins me at my table for conversation and I discover she is up for immediate takeout since she has a few hours to kill before her next stage set.
Of course I am game but I have no place to take her! With masterful sales skills I talk her into checking out the sleeper of my Kenworth. Restricted head room makes doggy or cowgirl impossible but the dancer is willing to give it a go.
The deed gets done. Walking back into the club she remarks that she will have a funky story to pass on when she returns to her usual club in Ontario.
I think to myself 'I've got one for tuscl, too'.
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The weirdest place for me was the backseat of my SUV last summer. I actually opened one of the windows to let some air in and used the extra headroom to my advantage. While I was pounding away my head kept spilling out of the car and into the night air. Now if I was completely sober I might have been more self conscious, particularly as other people were parking in the lot, but I was a tad drunk so everything was good.
Of course, the funniest part of this was that we were in a hotel parking lot the whole time - lol.
Was her name Barbie? If so, I wonder what a Barbies worth in a Kenworth?
Good job, my man!!!
Craziest place for me was in a park, in her car, with a group of kids (college age, not children) playing basketball 200 yards away. It was just a BJ, but still more than a little on the crazy side for pedestrian old me.
Non stripper-in barracks room with duty NCO sitting at desk just three feet outside my door. Did this on a repeated basis. Evenings/Nights and all day/night Saturdays.
Oh ya and this was a free deal I actually never laid her except for a 5$ tip the nite before at the club and that was after I had the number just jokin with her.
Go figure.
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