Would love to get your feedback on my new product - Liquid Lapdance
LiquidLapdance
Hey Guys, I helped develop a new product called Liquid Lapdance. We've emailed the founder of tuscl, and we're hoping to advertise on here, but I'm so excited I can't wait.
We've been keeping it a secret for months, and the product is finally in stock and shipping.
It's a special pair of underwear designed to take lap dances to the next level. The back side is like a normal pair of cotton undies. Around front there's a special latex pouch attached.
You put your manhood--everything, penis and testicles--into the pouch. When you're wearing the undies they're comfortable, they feel like normal undies. Sometime before you get to the club (or in the bathroom before you start getting dances), you squirt some lube into the pouch (our favorite lube is included with the package, but you can use any kind).
As you get hard during the dance you're inside a wet and wonderful place. My buddies and I have been testing and the sensations are fantastic. The girls have no idea we're wearing anything special. They're comfortable all night. All fluids are kept in the pouch.
I'd love to hear what you guys think. If you order some up, include a note mentioning tuscl and we'll send you a second pair for free. I'll be here to answer any questions and see your feedback.
You can check them out at www.liquidlapdance.com
We've been keeping it a secret for months, and the product is finally in stock and shipping.
It's a special pair of underwear designed to take lap dances to the next level. The back side is like a normal pair of cotton undies. Around front there's a special latex pouch attached.
You put your manhood--everything, penis and testicles--into the pouch. When you're wearing the undies they're comfortable, they feel like normal undies. Sometime before you get to the club (or in the bathroom before you start getting dances), you squirt some lube into the pouch (our favorite lube is included with the package, but you can use any kind).
As you get hard during the dance you're inside a wet and wonderful place. My buddies and I have been testing and the sensations are fantastic. The girls have no idea we're wearing anything special. They're comfortable all night. All fluids are kept in the pouch.
I'd love to hear what you guys think. If you order some up, include a note mentioning tuscl and we'll send you a second pair for free. I'll be here to answer any questions and see your feedback.
You can check them out at www.liquidlapdance.com
38 comments
Yes, that place is known as her vagina. No special undies needed.
Founder--are U seriously considering this??? No ads in VIP!
liquidlapdance - Fill your latex pouch underwear with globs of lube then carefully place the pouch over your nose and mouth while jerking off. Guaranteed to bring you the best [and last] orgasm of your life. IGNORE
Liquid Lapdance - for guys who don't feel like they're creepy enough yet.
Q: Do they come in sizes?
A: They're one size fits most. They'll fit anyone who can fit into regular clothes (probably not big and tall).
Q: Are they one time use or washable?
A: They're "semi-disposable". Can definitely be washed and worn many times.
Q: What happens if the girl reaches in and feels it?
A: If the girl starts reaching in I'd grab her hand and say "slow down tiger, you're gonna make me pop". Best case scenario the girl knows you're wearing them already. Some girls (here in Vegas) are selling them to their customers before the dance as in, "would you like a lapdance or a liquid lapdance?"
Q: Is this a joke?
A: Not at all. No product is for everybody. This is for guys who want to cum during the dance. It keeps everything contained and you don't get raw from dry grinding.
I'll take a free sample pair, come back and review it for you, maybe that'll take away some of the skepticism.. I wan't to live the wet life too!
Let's "Make It Rain!!"
LiquidLapdance
05/21/11 3:21 PM
Not trying to advertise. Just excited about the new concept and wanted to hear what you guys think about it
^^^^
liquidlapdance developed by a limpdick with a liquidbrain!
not trying to advertise? right.
Invent lube dispensing thongs for girls that don't get wet real fast. Similar effect, but horse would have to be out of the barn so that wouldn't work so well in many clubs...
I do think this guy needs to give TUSCL members a free pair for blatantly advertising his product on the discussion page tho. So....interesting idea, but probably won't reach scale beyond novelty.
"special latex pouch" like a gallon size ziplock?
The big difference between LL and a condom is that LL goes on when you're flaccid and stays on you as you get hard. LL stays on even when the dancer is grinding you with that delicious booty.
Some of the guys on here seem to be saying it's a bad idea because a bj, hj or real sex is better. No argument from us!! This is for guys who want to take the dance to the next level but keep it legal, safe and affordable.
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