Birthday coming up

May 20, 2011, 9:57 PM

Alright guys, so I have a birthday coming up on next Friday, the 27th. I'm planning on going to see a movie first. It'll probably be The Hangover 2. Then, my buddy and I are going to hit up a club that I've never been to before.

You know how when you go to a club and it's some guys birthday and they put him on stage and like 3-4 different strippers take turns grinding on him while his hands are handcuffed behind his back? Any chance of this happening to me? ;) If so, do they charge anything for it?I'm actually the type of person that doesn't like all that attention/spotlight on me, but I'll probably do it anyway.

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WetWilly14 years ago

Yes, there is a chance. They typically don't charge anything for it, so it depends on whether your friends mention it to anyone....

Realist12314 years ago

They will only know if you tell them, and if you do, it is free.

But if you do... prepared to be spanked on your bare-ass in front of all the customers with a giant leather belt!! LOL

Have FUN!

georgmicrodong14 years ago

It's generally not free here locally. The birthday boy himself doesn't pay, but somebody does, usually whatever "friends" he's with.

GoVikings14 years ago

Realist123,

lol yeah, I've seen that happen once. Honestly, I wouldn't really want that to happen, but it seems like something that just goes along with the whole process, so I probably won't have a choice.

Oh well, I'll be faded, so it won't matter. :)

Realist12314 years ago

GoVikings, I think i've seen you post about your spending being low by our crazy normal standards but i'm glad to see you can enjoy yourself fully, have fun our your birthday brother

GoVikings14 years ago

Thanks! Yeah, my spending is low compared to most people on here. And it doesn't help that I live in an area where I have to pay at least $60 bucks, to get a two-way contact lap dance that only last 2 songs. Talk about poor value. :(

basketball14 years ago

Same as a bachelor party. They pay management for the service.

SuperDude14 years ago

Don't go through that "Birthday Boy" foolishness. It's humiliating. Talk will get back. Camera phones.

shadowcat14 years ago

I would just get one lap dance for each year. I did it on my 62 B-day.

gatorfan14 years ago

Happy birthday, now get the fuck back to work

samsung114 years ago

Yes there is typically a charge involved to put you up on stage. Some strip clubs charge hundreds while others will do it for free.