Went on an early Sunday afternoon....

Went on an early Sunday afternoon. That was my first mistake. The talent was noticeably weaker than any previous visit. No girls took the stage, although a few were doing table side dances. I dismissed the first "wanna dance" or two, but then a dancer with a pretty face invited herself to sit. I did not protest. After the usual and obligatory chit chat, she asked and I said okay. Second mistake. When we moved towards the booth area, I got my first good look at her backside. I was considerably more ample that I prefer or that a girl of that height and upper-body build should have. She gave the standard booth dance for this establishment, but with an extra emphasis on eye level presentation of the prize, although it remained largely covered as the rules require. Fortunately, she didn't actually grind on my nose because the olfactory sense was already offended. For once, I was very eager for the song to end. When I paid her, she had the audacity to request a tip for "doing a good job." I tried not to laugh as I gave her an additional $2. That was my third and final mistake; the tip I should have given was one regarding good personal hygiene. Money poorly spent.