I went to Cheaters on a...

I went to Cheaters on a Wednesday evening. The club is right on A1A, the main drag on the island, and walking distance to Cocoa Beach Pier. I got in before the cover charge. The club was dead but more dancers and customers show up by about 10 o’clock or so. The clientele was tourists and retirees but had its fair share of wiggers and wannabe cage fighters come in. There is one stage with two spinning poles on it. Two dancers will be on stage during peak hours. There are two bars on premise one on the far wall as your enter and one to your sharp left as you enter. There are also pool tables to the left. Beers were $4.50 each, at least for domestics. There were too many waitresses, and they were pesky. The club can be a problem for those that do not like secondhand smoke; many of the dancers and patrons smoke inside. The urinal in the bathroom was broken and taped off. You had to piss in a stall. The bathroom was too small for a troll to loiter in.

The girls here really ran the gamut. I saw everything from a 1 (or zero if possible) to a 9. On the high end were some younger girl-next-door types. On the rock bottom there was a Russian hag working here that had to have been about 50 years old. I could not believe this place would allow her to work here. In addition, there were some other very questionable entertainers like a girl that looked like Snooki from Jersey Shore and an anorexic chain-smoker. I only saw one fake rack all evening, so if you like natties, this might be your spot. From what I could tell there were a number of Russian dancers here that could not speak very good English, and I’ve heard the Cheaters in Ormond Beach employs the same type. There is no VIP room here. The only offering is $20 topless dances in a community room, postpay. The room is fairly large with couches along its walls. A club employee will stand at the doorway to the private dance room and watch you like a hawk. You won’t get extras at this club. The best you will get is a two-way contact lap dance. Most girls will let you touch their breasts, but the pussy is off limits. Songs appeared to be full length, but it was not like they were playing very long songs to begin with. The music is mostly rock and pop here.

One of the highlights of my visit was a sexy, college-aged female patron being dragged onto stage and stripped down to just her panties. She was stacked and was better-looking than many of the dancers. The club shuts down at 2am, which is too early for me. I might return to Cheaters if I am in Cocoa Beach but would not drive from say Orlando just to go here.