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Flamingo Showgirls

Anaheim, California

Went on Thursday night. A club...

Went on Thursday night. A club with less people in it and the ambience was okay. Had a couple of dances from a dancer named Jenny. There were very few dancers. Maybe there are more…

Lust Gentlemen's Club

South Amboy, New Jersey

The club is located somewhat isolated...

The club is located somewhat isolated off the side of the highway. From the outside it looks a little trashy, huge "XXX" neon sign, with a motel across the street. I was expecting a trucker-type…

Sharky's Lounge

Dayton, Ohio

Stopped in for the first time...

Stopped in for the first time in years. Still just a local bar with some dancers. The girl who was dancing when I got there was trying but should not be dancing. A couple…

Maximus Club

Austin, Texas

The day and night shifts are...

The day and night shifts are quite a bit different both in clientele and atmosphere. I prefer the day shift by a large margin. The dances here can be high mileage. The VIP has booths…

Spearmint Rhino Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

Technical Details: Weekday afternoon -...

Technical Details: Weekday afternoon - happy hour, took a cab (paid fair ~$15 from Cosmopolitan) and cover was $22, free coat/bag check, $3 beer and wine (wine is warm, yuck), single cocktails $3.30/doubles $6.60.…

Gold Club Centerfolds

Rancho Cordova, California

I am a frequent visitor to...

I am a frequent visitor to clubs in the Sacramento area , without a doubt GCC is by far away the best club in the area. It's right in the middle price wise but surprisingly…

Men's Club of Reno

Reno, Nevada

Very slow night. I arrived at...

Very slow night. I arrived at about 10. There were about 10 dancers. Only 2 of them in my opinion are attractive. To be fair, I was very tired, so I may have missed a few…

Double D's Cabaret

Emporia, Kansas

Checked this club out when passing...

Checked this club out when passing thru Emporia one night last week. Friendly bar staff and dancers. Got a lot of new girls since I was in last. They have a beer garden outback for…

Reflections

Fairbanks, Alaska

I was very surprised by the...

I was very surprised by the cleanliness of this place and the quality of dancers. I'm sure you've heard the nickname for this place, but that is not at all what I experienced! I would…

Casa Diablo Original Blood

Portland, Oregon

I'd been to the Casa before,...

I'd been to the Casa before, and had a great time, but this was the first time I went sober, and the first time I went during the day. What a difference. The girls at…

Cherri Palace

Indianapolis, Indiana

Started coming to this club when...

Started coming to this club when a favorite of mine from another club moved to there. She has since moved on, but this club remains a top club for sexy dancers and great value.…

Hi Liter Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

Went late Tuesday afternoon. The...

Went late Tuesday afternoon. The sexy Hawaiian was busy in VIP with regulars but there was a large variety of hot dancers to choose from. I got dances from a damn sexy blonde with…

TD's Showclub North

Albuquerque, New Mexico

I got a chance to visit...

I got a chance to visit my favorite club on a recent Wednesday afternoon. There were a lot of dancers working (more than usual!)... about 10-14 , with a reasonably low number of customers.…

Wild Cherry Cabaret

Harvest, Alabama

I was in town and went...

I was in town and went to see my buddy at one of the strip clubs. He mentioned that there was a new club in town. It turned out to be Wild Cherry Cabaret which…

Uncle Buck's Boobie Bungalow

Huntsville, Alabama

I have been to Vision many...

I have been to Vision many times because I used to live right by there. I would go in to relax, listening to the music, and enjoying my cigar. From what I was told, it…

Bare Assets

Holiday, Florida

This is the place I keep...

This is the place I keep returning to when visiting the Tampa area. They have remodeled and dramatically improved the lighting. The girls are friendly, but not overly pushy. Last Thursday, in the afternoon,…

Baby Dolls

Dallas, Texas

I visited Baby Dolls based on...

I visited Baby Dolls based on the other reviews of the club posted here. When I arrived at around 6pm on Wednesday evening, the place was absolutely jam packed. I could barely find a seat…

Leather and Lace

Seabrook, New Hampshire

This place sketched me out. I...

This place sketched me out. I went with my fiancé who normally enjoys a good piece of ass but it was nasty sticky and smelled like nasty pu$$y. The cameras freaked me out too. It felt…

Headlights Gentlemen's Club

Chesapeake, Virginia

This review actually covers my two...

This review actually covers my two most recent visit to Headlights/JB's. This is one building with two clubs separated by the wall behind the bars. Headlights is beer, soda, etc. no hard liquor.…

Hi-Way Playground

Fort McMurray, Alberta

The building and parking lot is...

The building and parking lot is incredibly run down. There are pot holes big enough to park your car in. So definitely do not drive through a puddle, it might swallow your car. The building…

Cheetahs

San Diego, California

This is a classy, trendy and...

This is a classy, trendy and decent club in san diego, espetially after the renovation. Went there last week and it was not too crowded. Stage is well lighted and girls were doing their routine…

DV8

Portland, Oregon

With a few trips to Rose...

With a few trips to Rose City Strip under my belt I decided to check out it's sister club DV8. I don't know if it is owned by the same person but they share dancers and…

Synn Gentlemen's Club

City of Industry, California

Any "value" rating for this club...

Any "value" rating for this club is going to be misleading. The simple dances are reasonably priced with plenty of specials but the V.I.P. is overpriced. I would have given them an 8…

Flight Club

Inkster, Michigan

Flight Club just isn't what it...

Flight Club just isn't what it used to be. I stopped in after work, haven't been in almost a year, and even in those months the quality has gone down. One thing the club still…

The Red Leopard

Satellite Beach, Florida

Stopped by Tootsys on a Fri...

Stopped by Tootsys on a Fri early afternoon. There was this beautiful blonde bartender Krystal/Hazel. Club was a little slow getting started that day (which is not uncommon for many smaller clubs). Good layout. Really…

Bandaids Showclub

Phoenix, Arizona

I went last night to this...

I went last night to this club. The parking lot was not full which surpirized me. This place typically has the full parking lot at least earlier in the day. They have 2 stages with…

Silver Criket Gentlemen's Club

Dearborn, Michigan

I arrived around 6pm paid a...

I arrived around 6pm paid a $5 cover and bought 2 buds for $10. The place was dead. No one was on stage when i got there and there was one regular in the house…

Bazz & Crue

Forestville, Maryland

Two weeks, I went here on...

Two weeks, I went here on a Saturday night after 12 o'clock. I finally made it with a couple of friends, to bazz and crue after hearing so much about it, from other friends. We…

Silver Criket Gentlemen's Club

Dearborn, Michigan

This place has a lot of...

This place has a lot of potential.....It is not too big, but not too cramped either and it is very nice on the inside, and there is free parking in the back with a nice…

Carl's Bar

Stone Park, Illinois

This place isn't really as bad...

This place isn't really as bad as some people have said. Cover for a Saturday night was only $5.00 per person. Inside the bar is VERY spacious...more like a club than a bar. There's a…

Pandora's Adult Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

As descrbed previously second time at...

As descrbed previously second time at this club. The club is plain inside and the bathrooms are clean. No booze in Seattle clubs. Many of the girls got naked on stage. Some did not. These…

Clancy's Pub

Bloomfield, New Jersey

Simple neighborhood bar. Straight back bar,...

Simple neighborhood bar. Straight back bar, with tiny stage in center. Back room for lap dances. Dancers, all from Brazil, for the most part were attractive, with some being very very attractive. Friendly Dancers, Good Looking…

Dreamgirls at Sodo

Seattle, Washington

I've been to Dream Girls once...

I've been to Dream Girls once or twice each month over the past year. It's hard to find a girl who is my all-time favorite, and the milatge varies pretty substantially. It's certainly not Rick's, of…

Scarlett's Cabaret

Washington Park, Illinois

1st time to this club and...

1st time to this club and 1st time have seen bed dances. Pretty impressed with the quality of girls. I'd say half are 6-7 or up. Bed dances are way better than…

Gaslite Parlour

North Lindenhurst, New York

Well once again I got a...

Well once again I got a dance from that girl Ana. My god I tell you I love this girl so much. I got three dances from her and she made sweat just after the…

Gentlemens Quarters

Hempstead, New York

I have only been to strip...

I have only been to strip clubs a few times in my life. Usually I'm dragged by some friend. I really never got the attraction of handing over a lot of money to a naked…

Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club

Tijuana, Baja California

To start off Hong Kong is...

To start off Hong Kong is best Strip club in Tijuana Period. Lots of beautiful sexy women , great atmosphere and excellent service. The only downside is it's a bit pricey on the buckets…

Pleasures

Wichita, Kansas

I've been going to Pleasures for...

I've been going to Pleasures for a long time. In my opinion it's still the place to go in Wichita. Cover is $5 after 6:00, no charge to military or aircraft workers, or…

Club Imperium

McKees Rocks, Pennsylvania

It's a small club with one...

It's a small club with one stage in use. Only a few customers so the dancers paid good attention. Free beer was an awesome feature with the $10 cover. Invited one of…

Charlie's Angels

Toledo, Ohio

There is no cover charge before...

There is no cover charge before 7pm. I arrived around 5:30pm and it was pretty boring inside. They give you a hand stamp so I think you can return later in the night for free.…

Sammy's on the Island

Fort Walton Beach, Florida

We were on a golf trip...

We were on a golf trip in SanDestin and a group of us guys went to Sammy's on a Friday night. It was pretty crowded. There were several dancers that night. He had to sit…

Sportsmans Inn

Providence, Rhode Island

Went to a builders show today...

Went to a builders show today that was held in the Providence Convention Center, and as luck will have it is about two blocks away from the Sportsman's Inn. Got there about 12:30 and was…

BT's Gentlemen's Club

South Miami, Florida

Another club that is very hit...

Another club that is very hit or miss. Usually some pretty hit dancers here, some that aren't so hot. I thought the drink places were pretty reasonable, but that's just me. Girls are generally pretty…

Stone Hedge

West Babylon, New York

Down home genuine dancers of all...

Down home genuine dancers of all kinds. White, Black, Spanish, many older but FINE and fit with grace and lack of tackiness. A blue coller working guys bar with beers 8$. You can sit at…

Vixens Ybor Strip

Tampa, Florida

I haven't been to this club...

I haven't been to this club in awhile and as far as dancers selection about half of them have been there for years. After going to clubs in Miami and Cocoa Beach the club…

Cheetahs

San Diego, California

It's ok. Expensive to get...

It's ok. Expensive to get in the first time and the girls come around begging for dollars after they get off stage. Lap dances in the main room are subpar. If you…

Spearmint Rhino

Rialto, California

Exactly what you expect any Rhino...

Exactly what you expect any Rhino to be...try to create a pretty upscale atmosphere with the inside decor and quality top to bottom across the lineup. Even daytime rollcalls are better than friday nights…

JB's Lounge

El Paso, Texas

Nice place to enjoy a beer,...

Nice place to enjoy a beer, visit with a non pushy dancer, and poke a little fun at the kitty cat. Nuff said ymmv, but I had fun. Plenty of dark corners for…

Aragon Bar

Albert Lea, Minnesota

This is a great club. It...

This is a great club. It is small and laid back just like a neighborhood bar. There is no smoking and I like that because my clothes don't smell after I have left. The club…

Scores Chicago Strip Club

Stone Park, Illinois

$15 cover charge @ 2am on...

$15 cover charge @ 2am on a Saturday. You get to sit at a table and watch the main floor dancers (they're topless). There are other dancers in cages that you are able…

Yellow Rose

Austin, Texas

The Yellow Rose is a relatively...

The Yellow Rose is a relatively small club by Dallas standards. Basically, it is a large box with some raised booths and tables near the main stage. There is also a VIP "booth"…

Smiles II

Roxbury, New Jersey

First off, the interior of the...

First off, the interior of the club is set up like your standard NJ go-go place. There's a bar and the dance stage is located right in the interior of the bar much like every…

Not there

Little River, South Carolina

Don't waste your time looking for...

Don't waste your time looking for this club. This club has nothing. It does not exist. There is no club at the address listed. The telephone number is that of a local landscaper. There are…

Satin Dolls

Boise, Idaho

The place itself was clean and...

The place itself was clean and very roomy. The girls were hot too. I recommend this club to those new to to Boise or just visiting. The have two pool tables and other games. you…

Oasis

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Visited one of my old...

Visited one of my old haunts recently on a Saturday night. A lot of new faces is not always for the better. Dancer quality seems to be down a little but still…

Gallery at Beamers

Stamford, Connecticut

I'm a big beamers fan but...

I'm a big beamers fan but usually visit in the late afternoon/early evening but today i managed a 9 PM visit and since i haven't reviewed an evening at the club in a long time…

Pure Pleasure

Richmond, Virginia

After doing some research, I decided...

After doing some research, I decided to give PP the first shot. The establishment is about one block from the main street, not hard to find. It has ample parking around. There were about ten…

Club Rouge

Richmond, Virginia

This club is located in the...

This club is located in the downtown area or something I am sorry if I get it wrong because I am not familiar with the area. The rest of the area is full of bars…

Cocktails Showbar & Lounge

Jacksonville, Florida

Visited here on a Friday night....

Visited here on a Friday night. Girls on duty were avg at best. One in particular was old and out of shape. Could not take a hint that I had no interest…

VIP Club

Mineral Wells, West Virginia

As I called into the club...

As I called into the club I could tell immediately that I felt comfortable. I was greeted upon entering by the bartender and girls at the bar. Their was music playing and a pretty girl…

VIP Club

Mineral Wells, West Virginia

As I called into the club...

As I called into the club I could tell immediately that I felt comfortable. I was greeted upon entering by the bartender and girls at the bar. Their was music playing and a pretty girl…

Roxxx

Brooklyn, Illinois

I went to the club on...

I went to the club on Thursdayday night about 9:00 PM. It was not very crowded. There was three stages going with dancers when I arrived but within a two hours the place stated to…

Papermoon Scott’s Addition

Richmond, Virginia

After hitting Pure Pleasure and Club...

After hitting Pure Pleasure and Club Rogue, I decided to pay Paper Moon a visit. This club is more upscale than the ones I have been to. They also charge more, 12 bucks. The drinks…

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Glory Holes?

On my way back from Detroit, I stopped at the Deja Vu Toledo (based off the fact it was a top 100 club on this site). I was disappointed with Deja Vu but it was located next door to…

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Hottie vs. Hottie

This is going to be a variation on ‘Rate the Hottie,' except that each thread will feature two dancers from the same club. Instead of rating them, however, all you have to do is pick the Hottie that you…

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Strip Club Purgatory

In honor of the "strip club capital" thread... what do you all think are the WORST cities (or states) for strip clubs? My votes: San Diego, Virginia, North Carolina

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Now I'm really going to hell

I know I should feel bad about it, but I just can't bring myself to do so. Bareback. Her, me, both of us. Her argument for doing it? "You're clean, I'm clean, you can't get me knocked up,…

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A potential new fav bites the dust

Was at my fav club yesterday and a dancer I am interested in plops down next to me immediately. Now, I saw her last week and she was complaining about her feet hurting so I told her to take off…

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Different Laws In Canada

My most recent review of No 5 Orange in Vancouver has just been put on the board. I re-read it and realized that I was perhaps a mite too explicit. I keep forgetting the differences in law between Canada and…

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What does your regular say behind your back?

So upon entering one of my favorite clubs last night, I right away spot three favorite dancers with whom I frequently spend quality time when in the club. It's like I hit the mother lode - a relatively slow weekday…

Fritz That's It

Anaheim, California

Stopped here on the way to...

Stopped here on the way to the airport about 2 in the afternoon. Not many dancers working, but a very nice one named Sarah sat right next to me at the bar and struck up…

Hip Hugger

Kokomo, Indiana

Wow! Seems like that's...

Wow! Seems like that's what I always say after a visit to the Hugger. Made my monthly trip--a couple hours drive. Got there about 9pm. First dancer wasn't exactly on her A-game, altho…

The Vegas Club

Darien, Wisconsin

I stopped back in at this...

I stopped back in at this club on my way through town. They have done some upgrades inside that made the place a lot nicer. The biggest timprovement was the new couches in…

Expose

Austin, Texas

Just came in during happy hour...

Just came in during happy hour which is everyday 5-8, this includes no cover, $3 you call it, and $10 lapdances. Just down and was approached right away turned her down due to manly voice,…

Imperial Showgirls

Anaheim, California

Ok I decided to go to...

Ok I decided to go to this club with a few friends. The dancers that night were really hot. Some not so much but, most of them were lookers. They do have a good variety…

Roxxx

Brooklyn, Illinois

I visited this club for the...

I visited this club for the second time. It had been a while, and I had some time and money, so I went back. The area for this club is a ways out…

The Outerspace Club

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

this is a great hole in...

this is a great hole in the wall spot. Cheap drinks and dances. and if name the right price you can get whatever your looking for. the only problem is the early hours due to…

Crush Gentlemens Club

Socastee, South Carolina

I like this club. It's a...

I like this club. It's a "black" club but it's not a ghetto spot. Every time I've been there is always a lot of girls of different variety. If you like a lot of booty…

Cowboys Showgirls

Lexington, Kentucky

Cowboys is one of the oldest...

Cowboys is one of the oldest on Lexington, Good bang for your buck. No cover till 5 pm opens at noon day shift usually has 5 to8 dancers more on night shift. It is known…

The Library Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

This place is still my ATF,...

This place is still my ATF, so review may be a little biased. Back in vegas for annual golf trip and dose of Chetahs. Club is dark and girls run a full range of 4's to…

Bar Downtown

Montréal, Quebec

I was visiting Montreal and walked...

I was visiting Montreal and walked by plenty of strip clubs. This was one place I wanted to check out. I ended up coming in at the tail end of the dayshift.…

The Lodge

Dallas, Texas

A very nice and spacious club...

A very nice and spacious club with decor that rivals the best clubs in the country. Can easily be compared to the best clubs that I have been to in Vegas, Miami, and SFO. There…

Chez Paree

Montréal, Quebec

I had read that this place...

I had read that this place has some of the hottest girls but was a little overpriced. I figure that I would try it while visiting Montreal. You pay the cover, coat check,…

The Go-Go Rama

Laurence Harbor, New Jersey

Once inside it looks like your...

Once inside it looks like your typical dive bar. But I haven't seen a higher quality of dancers anywhere else. If you like your dancers enhanced like I do, you'll have quite a…

Keepers Gentlemen's Club

Milford, Connecticut

Visited this club twice. First time was...

Visited this club twice. First time was a Monday afternoon; there were only two dancers working at the time. Both were friendly and definitely hands on. I came away very satisfied. The second time was…

Men's Club of Reno

Reno, Nevada

I went out with my boys...

I went out with my boys on a Sat night and we were stuck outside in the small room for 1.5 h until we greased the bouncer to get in the main room. That's…

Crush Gentlemens Club

Socastee, South Carolina

I like this club. It's a...

I like this club. It's a "black" club but it's not a ghetto spot. Every time I've been there is always a lot of girls of different variety. If you like a lot of booty…

TJ's Showgirls

Stanton, California

As always, Tj's is a great...

As always, Tj's is a great spot to visit. It is a large club with a laid back atmosphere. I have been a couple of times when I am in town. It is tiered to…

Rick's Cabaret New York

New York, New York

nothing short of AMAZING! This stunning...

nothing short of AMAZING! This stunning club features 4 floors, including a steakhouse and a smoke deck overlooking the empire state building. dances are $20 which is excellent especially considering its prime location (33rd and…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

Went late afternoon. About 10 or...

Went late afternoon. About 10 or so dancers working (including the famous Erica). No cover when I entered, not sure if they started it later in the day. Honestly, it a decent joint which happens…

Players Club

Rosedale, Maryland

I made a return solo visit...

I made a return solo visit to the Players Club on a Thursday night, which I believe is the best night to visit this club.  The talent level is higher than a Tuesday, Wednesday or…

Porthole Pub

Pompano Beach, Florida

When I'm traveling in the area...

When I'm traveling in the area I usually stop in. Things my belthave changed to the friction dance area which used to be a room with couches lining the walls, not very private.…

The X Gentlemen's Club

Columbus, Ohio

My wife and I stopped in...

My wife and I stopped in on St Patricks day for a bit. The club is always nice and clean. It is also couple friendly. We did not pay a cover as…

Moonlight Lounge

Paterson, New Jersey

I tried the downtown Paterson scene...

I tried the downtown Paterson scene for the first time. Bouncers are outside the door. Parking available on the street but could be difficult on the weekends. The club was basic. A rectangular bar. Only…

Sassy's Bar & Grill

Portland, Oregon

ou know, I end up at...

ou know, I end up at a lot of places. Some of them are seedy. Some of them are Sassy. I think you know which one this is. I'm not the world's biggest fan of strip…

Déjà Vu Lake Forest Park

Lake Forest Park, Washington

The purpose of this review is...

The purpose of this review is to only talk about the champagne room prices. Maybe I'm the last to notice, but the prices have been cut about a third. I never understood why the prices…

VIP Club

Mineral Wells, West Virginia

I've been to quite a few...

I've been to quite a few clubs in the Ohio and West Virginia area. This one was very excellant. Remembering the key rule of clubs, Tip Like a Mother FUcker. I walk in tipping the bouncer…

Masters Gentleman's Club

Myrtle Beach, South Carolina

Hard for me to really give...

Hard for me to really give this club a fair review. I went on a sunday afternoon and I was the only loser there. The only other people there were two bartenters and they were…

VIP Cabaret

North Hollywood, California

one of the best club around...

one of the best club around north Hollywood. All the dancers are very friendly. I went on Saturday night which was packed fully. When you pass the lounge area and enter the club, the bar will…

Tropical Lei

Upland, California

Haven't been to the Tropical Lei...

Haven't been to the Tropical Lei in years. It may have a decade since I last went but found myself in the area with nothing to do and decided to spend a few hours…

Larry Flynt's Hustler Club

Washington Park, Illinois

the place was actually really nice....

the place was actually really nice. one of the nicest ones i've ever been to. the girls were really nice, and the drinks were cold. it was also a neat and clean place, the men's…

Stewies

Fort Wayne, Indiana

Entered on a Wednesday night and...

Entered on a Wednesday night and paid the five dollar cover. Club was fairly empty with only 3 or 4 other guys there. Received a couple of full contact dollar dances at the…

Baby Dolls

Dallas, Texas

Got some good dances by a...

Got some good dances by a variety of sexy dancers. But my trip was spoiled buy my car getting broken into. nothing was taken because I did not have anything of value in my vehicle.…

Bourbon Street

Phoenix, Arizona

This report will cover my last...

This report will cover my last few trips to Bourbon. Ill start by saying I love this place, the staff, the girls, everything. However there are a few exceptions. Ill start with…

Splendor

Houston, Texas

This is my new best club...

This is my new best club to go in the Houston and surrounding areas. The place is very nice and clean as clubs go. The wait staff is not pushy at all, and the dancers…

Breathless

Rahway, New Jersey

OK club for drinks, but not...

OK club for drinks, but not much else. Place looks pretty good, with the inside being nicer than it appears on the outside. Two bars/stages but only one open during the day. A good number…

Baby Dolls

Dallas, Texas

My friend called me to tell...

My friend called me to tell me that she would be dancing here and asked if i would come out to see her so since i hadnt seen her or been in Baby Dolls in…

How to find the Ultimate Strip Club

I have been to numerous strip clubs all across the country in my life. Every single one I go to seems so different. There are ones that are a little bit bigger than a local bar and there are ones that have 4 stages and the club looks like the size of Vons! The ultimate question is what makes a me want to go back to that strip club again and actually be a regular? Is it the comfort of the place? Is it the service they have? Is it because its a big place? Is it because there are hot girls? Is it because there is one particular girl you came her…

Strip Clubs in Albuquerque

A couple of weeks ago the city council proposed a restrictive ordinance regulating Strip clubs. I have been meaning to post a summary of strip clubs in Albuquerque for a while, and I guess i better do it before they change it all. The new ordinance would ban VIP rooms at the strip clubs, prohibit touching from the customer or the employee, and would require club licensing. Lawyers for the clubs and the ACLU are fighting this ordinance. As it stands now, Albuquerque is a good city for clubs, but not a great one. You can get high mileage dances from the right dancer in most clubs, but extras are rare, if they exist at all. Fortunately,…

A Year Being a Regular: Part III

"Oh my god, I just want him to handcuff me and fuck the shit out of me." The comment didn't faze me in the least bit. In my past few visits, I've picked up on Alanna's unabashed sense of self. Every opinion, every thought, every philosophy she verbalized through her rose-petal pink lips were said with such conviction that it didn't matter if it was all bullshit. We were in a place that sold nothing but fantasy, but her words were truth. "So why's there a cop here?" "Oh, I heard somebody left this club and got shot or something." Alanna said with a matter-of-fact tone. "What? Are serious?" exclaimed Tammi, a friendly co-worker of hers. "I think so. But god, I'm all fucking…

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Obvious fake accounts/reviews...

https://www.tuscl.net/rev.php?M=C&RID=142176 https://www.tuscl.net/rev.php?M=C&RID=141718 the first one stole the 2nd ones review

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Strip clup capital?

Which city is really the strip club capital of the u.s. I hear its houston but maybe its cause im from houston

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Last visit to Detroit for a while

Last week was my big birthday celebration and the culmination of all of my TUSCL strip clubbing to date. I spent more than I ever have or ever should on a time that can't possibly measure up to all the…

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The modern Barbie Doll...:))

http://www.sarahhaney.com/portfolio/EarlyWork/EarlyWork.php#

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BBFS King compition

Hey all, I think we should have a contest & vote for the person who we think is the tuscl king of BBFS. So what do y'all think

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Rate The Oregon Hottie #2

There's still time to vote for the first Oregon Hottie I posted. http://www.tuscl.net/postread.php?PID=18428 Meet the second hottie Layla. It was a pleasure meeting her. She's got some nice B Cup tits. She doesn't have much of an ass, but she makes…

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Add to your wish list?

Menacing-looking artificial vaginas now sold at Walgreens ​Drugstores. They're a great catch-all place for those random things that make errands lists. Things like toothpaste, shampoo or artificial vaginas. Yes, Walgreens is now appealing to the man who wants anonymity in his…

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Maybe we could try this for our high school reunions. :)

Teen scores porn star as prom date on Twitter Published March 21, 2012 OAKDALE, Minn. – A Minnesota high school student looks set for a prom to remember after lining up an adult film actress to be his date. After…

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5 Reasons Why Men Love Strip Bars When They Travel

by Adalbert March 21, 2012 It's probably not an assumption to say that most men love strip bars. Why? Because there's naked women in there. However, there's more to it than that. For example, it's a great guy hang out, like…

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A Movie Every Woman Should See

I came across this description of a foreign film in the New York Times: "The opening-night presentation, Nadine Labaki's “Where Do We Go Now?,” takes place in a village in Lebanon threatened by sectarian strife between Christians and Muslims. The local…

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Do you think that there is a possibility that this is a shill review?

Showbar 140 140 Victoria Street Mackay, Australia QLD 4740 Reviewed on: March 20, 2012 Visited on: Wednesday Evening Dancers on Shift: 25-99 Dancers Value Atmosphere Overall Showbar 140 Mackay's ONLY Gentlemen's Bar Showbar 140 is Mackay's ONLY Gentlemen's Bar. Located upstairs from WILKIES this…

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Rate the Hottie Results of Rounds 1-10

I think we've learned a great deal from the RTH threads. One of the things that I take away from it is that broadly speaking there are two categories of 1-10 ranking systems. For some of us, the…

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OT: Cheerleaders of the 2012 NCAA Sweet 16

For you, er, sports fans... http://coedmagazine.com/2012/03/19/cheerleaders-of-the-2012-ncaa-sweet-16/

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Penthouse in Detroit dress code

I've heard that the Penthouse hase a dress where jeans are not allowed. To all your Penthouse patrons, is this true, and do you really have to be loaded (500+) to have a good time there?

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Any Experience with Priligy (Dapoxetine)?

Anyone have any experience taking Priligy (generic name: Dapoxetine)? It's a drug prescribed in Europe and Asia for preventing Premature Ejaculation. The US FDA has been kicking around approving it since 2005, so it's only available online for…

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Farmerart's neighborhood gets it too.

Edmonton, Alberta Canada... Clothes were not the only things flying around at a south side strip club early Tuesday morning. Around two o'clock a fight broke out between some men inside Diamonds Gentleman's Club on Gateway Boulevard and 46th avenue. They…

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Cat fight in Miami.

Teyana Taylor got into a fight with a stripper while partying it up in a Miami club last night. It all went down inside the LIV nightclub where stars such as Mary J. Blige were performing for Queen Latifah's 42nd…

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Bad things happen when you touch the strippers.

SAN BERNARDINO (CBS) — Police are trying to determine if excessive force was used in the beating of two strip club patrons that left one man in critical condition. The incident happened Monday night at the Flesh Club in the…

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Winston-Salem NC gets 2AM action.

RURAL HALL, N.C. -- A Tobaccoville man was hospitalized after being found shot outside a strip club early Tuesday morning. Winston-Salem police responded to a shooting call at Baby Dolls, at 1111 Bethania Rural Hall Road, at 2:42 a.m. Tuesday,…

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It was after 2AM in Lexington KY. Guess what?

Police have charged a man in connection with a shooting in the parking lot of a Lexington strip club early Tuesday morning. Police say the victim told them he got into an argument with a man in the parking lot…

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Ratings

I was think of ratings when seeing the Oregon topic. I thought the dancer was a fine looking woman, but thought, I, personally, would not spend money on her in a club. Anyone (Jackson?) willing to take on task of…

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Charlott, NC vs. Columbia, SC

I'll be traveling to Charlotte in a few weeks, and I've been doing research on the SCs in the area. So far, nothing I've read has impresed me. I know that Columbia, SC Is an hour-and-a-half drive from Charlotte, and…

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One Armed Pole Dancer Wins Conterst

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/03/19/deborah-roach-pole-dancer-one-arm_n_1363807.html

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Rate The Oregon Hottie #1

I like what Jackson Esskay did with the rank the hotties series, but I didn't find any of the 10 girls that hot. I'll bring something a little different to the table. I live in Portland, Oregon. In Portland there's…

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Rate the Hottie #10

Rate the Hottie #10 This is it! After this round I will be posting a summary of Hotties 1-10 and we will crown our first Hottie of the Month (for fortnight or whatever). Meet Hunter from McDoogals in Baltimore. http://www.mcdoogals.com/girls/hunter/452.htm http://www.mcdoogals.com/girls/hunter/2/786.htm http://www.mcdoogals.com/girls/hunter/2/762.htm http://www.mcdoogals.com/girls/hunter/387.htm http://www.mcdoogals.com/girls/hunter/2/773.htm http://www.mcdoogals.com/girls/hunter/2/775.htm Costume is a…

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Monogyamy in the club ?

How many of you guys will see just on stripper every trip out for the full year ? Me I try 2 at least run 2 girls deep but have done the 1

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Best Clubs in Detroit

Staying close to the airport so I was wondering what the TUSCL veterans think is a must go to club. Choices are Bogarts, Silver Cricket, Landing Strip or Flight Club.

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Sightly Off Topic - Internet OTC

I've been checking out quasi-reality sites like "Her Sweet Hand" (http://her-sweet-hand.com/index.php) and "Exploited Teens" (http://www.exploitedteens.com/galleries/77pf/index.php?rid=2277212). I'm curious - are these types of hook ups even remotely plausible in the "real world?" A few seem possibly legit - a guy advertises for…

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Getting stripped at the strip club.

Jacksonville Florida Submitted by Clifford Davis on March 19, 2012 - 5:24amClifford Davis's Blog A man who arrived at Bottomz Up Gentleman's Club at 3909 Blanding Blvd. Sunday morning was greeted with a silver handgun in his face when he got out…

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The perfect location for a strip club.

http://www.gapyear.com/news/167668/xxxx-island-no-women-allowed

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Best SC website?

As many of you know, I have been forced to visit dozens of SC websites in search of photos for the Rate The Hottie threads. It's a tough job, but someone's got to do it. At any rate,…

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Rate the Hottie #9

Ms. California from the Blue Flame in Atlanta http://blueflamelounge.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/DSC07269.jpg http://blueflamelounge.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/DSC07278.jpg http://blueflamelounge.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/DSC07340.jpg http://blueflamelounge.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/DSC07353.jpg http://blueflamelounge.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/DSC07264.jpg Rating WOC can be a challenge. On the whole, I like Ms. California's skin tone. I like her hair and her body, though her ass is a bit on the big…

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How can I get this job?

Was at my favorite club the other night with my favorite dancer and just before we started our couch festivities, she apologized that there would be no "stick shifting" that night. Apparantly a city "inspector" had been there earlier in…

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Interesting read. Even if you don't smoke pot.

http://www.ajc.com/news/nation-world/stoned-driving-epidemic-puts-1389539.html

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Christina Lopez, Oregon Mom, Allegedly Watched Her Underage Daughter Strip

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/03/18/christina-lopez-watched-daughter-strip_n_1356975.html?icid=maing-grid7%7Cmain5%7Cdl1%7Csec3_lnk2%26pLid%3D144439 In December, Christina Lopez complained to police that her 17-year-old daughter was stripping. Now, the 42-year-old Oregon woman faces charges because surveillance video allegedly shows her watching the girl dance at the Playhouse Cabaret in Salem, according to Fox 12. Nicole…

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Extra Indicators

When scanning the room, is there anything you look for that might indicate a dancer is more likely to show a guy a good time in VIP? Yes, you can watch how she gives here table dances, whether she seems…

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Tattoos. Piercings, Preferences and Bigotry

In the <a href="https://www.tuscl.net/postread.php?PID=18378">Rate the Hottie #5</a> thread, I made a comment equating some of the comments against tattoos to bigotry. Rather than hijack Jackson's thread (even though he so graciously denied that it was, in fact, a hijack),…

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Cock blocking stories.

Yesterday I was in my favorite club with my wingman, snowtime. I arrived just as the club opened at 1PM. I was immediately joined my a MILF that I knew. I had gotten good table dances from her on 2…

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Re the Illinois pole tax

Ron Jackson: Strip club tax covers up the solution March 17, 2012, 11:42 am Published in The Daily Journal March 10, 2012 In the United States there are an estimated 4,000 to 6,000 animal shelters. There are about 1,600 domestic…

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Trainning Dancers

Before I took my brake I was trainning a few dancers to dance and to treat me the way I needed.....I had to the girls had what I wanted but could not deliver in the back or at the table......so…

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The Pickup Arts

So am I the only tuscler that uses this in his clubbing or is their some other men doing the same ?......I've noticed it has droped my prices with girls, it has gotten me a few free otc fs......it has…

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Rate the Hottie # 8

Rate the Hottie #8 Nikki is out first Hottie from North of the Border, so for her we have something special . . . A VIDEO, courtesy of Club Solid Gold in Montreal. (Video is NSFW) http://clubsolidgold.com/girls/Strip%20Club%20Strippers%20Nikki%20Big.jpg http://clubsolidgold.com/nikki.html The video may give Nikki an advantage…

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A cashless society?

Every now and then the topic of getting rid of the one dollar bill comes up. But how about a cashless society, where all financial transactions are done with cards, through cell phones, or some other way? Slowly but surely…

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Tiered Lap Dance Pricing

A club called Chez Pierre in Edmonton has the following lap dance pricing structure: $20/song from opening until 1:00AM $30/song after 1:00AM $40/song after 2:00AM Mileage does not increase as the fee increases. I am most irritated by this practice. Does this happen…

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I Wish I Hadn't Slept Through European History Class

I know this isn't Strip Club related per se, but it does, sort of, involve pretty girls. I heard a radio spot today urging everyone to come out to celebrate St. Patrick's Day at the Tilted Kilt pub. I've never been in…

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Mom charged with sexual exploition.

Christina Marie Lopez, 42, has been charged with sexual exploitation of a minor (use of a child in a display of sexually explicit behavior) after police say they spotted her on the club's surveillance video during their investigation. Lt. Steve…

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Cover charges. How much is too much?

For me, $10 is my limit. I noticed an Atlanta club listed on TUSCL that has no reviews. I tought about making a trip there just to be the first reviewer. But cover charges were $15-25. I am not willing…

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Eight Kinds of Las Vegas Strip Club

I don't care for Las Vegas myself (I don't gamble and I still have some taste), but this may be helpful for people who want to go there. http://www.lasvegassun.com/news/2012/mar/16/eight-kinds-strip-clubs-in-las-vegas/

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Future 2am'er

http://www.wesh.com/news/30636265/detail.html DEBARY, Fla. -- An employee at a Debary business talked an armed gunman out of robbing her store on Wednesday. Like Florida Mug Shots On Facebook: The 32-year-old woman, who works at Cupid's Corner on South Charles R. Beall Boulevard, was confronted…

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Maybe he should apply for a server's job at Hooter's?

Weatherman sues CBS for sex discrimination . . . http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/03/16/kyle-hunter-lawsuit-meteorologist_n_1353698.html?ref=los-angeles&ref=los-angeles&icid=maing-grid7%7Cmain5%7Cdl3%7Csec3_lnk1%26pLid%3D144297 Check out the link for the photos of the weatherchick they hired instead . . . she can raise my temperature forecast for sure!

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TUSCL Slow?

Maybe just my impatience, but it seems TUSCL is slow today. Both on my phone and my PC. This site sometimes is slow but seems painfully slow today. Last time it acted like this was when founder was making the…

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Anyone watching NCAA basketball?

Duke #2 seed just lost. Shocking to see for some. I'd like to see a rematch between NC and NCSU with NCSU coming out on top. nah, It wouldn't bother me to see NC lose in…

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A stripper dating service? (A serious one.)

My GF has been dancing for like 13 years, and is well networked with other dancers that have relatively normal lives. Many are still single, and have trouble meeting regular guys for serious long term relationships. So my ever enterprising…

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How much could you reasonably spend in one night?

The discussion about the rapper in Atlanta got me thinking. How much could you spend in a non-stupid way in one night? Like if you were given a pile of cash and told to get rid of as much as…

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Rate the Hottie # 7

Posting a little early . . . may not have net access tonight. Rate the Hottie # 7 Meet Brittany from Sapphire in Las Vegas http://www.sapphirelasvegas.com/sapphire_las_vegas_blog/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/gallery_02.jpg http://www.sapphirelasvegas.com/sapphire_las_vegas_blog/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/gallery_04.jpg http://www.sapphirelasvegas.com/sapphire_las_vegas_blog/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/gallery_05.jpg http://www.sapphirelasvegas.com/sapphire_las_vegas_blog/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/gallery_01.jpg http://www.sapphirelasvegas.com/sapphire_las_vegas_blog/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/gallery_06.jpg http://www.sapphirelasvegas.com/sapphire_las_vegas_blog/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/gallery_03.jpg OK, these are obviously professional photos and this is a Las Vegas club, but I try not to…

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What Goes on in Canadian Strip Clubs?

I read this article about a Canadian strip club being closed because they were selling cocaine. http://www.vancouversun.com/news/Victoria+strip+club+shut+down+selling+cocaine/6307670/story.html What struck me was this sentence: "Exotic dancers performed outside of the stage area and touched patrons inappropriately, sometimes undressing them and simulating acts of violence,…

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Rapper makes it rain 28K in Atlanta club with pics.

Why is it that thes guys can't come up with anthing original for their PR stunts and always pick a ghetto club? http://www.tmz.com/2012/03/16/rapper-fabolous-strip-club-rain/