I have only been to strip...

I have only been to strip clubs a few times in my life. Usually I'm dragged by some friend. I really never got the attraction of handing over a lot of money to a naked woman in a place that I would never go to, to start with.

My friend and I share a birthday and about five years ago I went back to my old neighborhood to celebrate with him. Wiggles is right on Queens Boulevard, a few blocks from where I had lived as a teenager. It used to be a seafood restaurant, before they turned it into a strip club (I know there is a joke in there somewhere). It was called Scotty's. I ate there with my mom a few times.

It was a Wednesday night. In the place was us, that is me and my friend, a couple of other punters, and the four or five girls "dancing". The dancers were not exactly their A squad on a Wednesday night if you know what I mean. They were unattractive and looked bored.