tuscl

Last visit to Detroit for a while

silkypants
Minnesota
Wednesday, March 21, 2012 8:41 PM
Last week was my big birthday celebration and the culmination of all of my TUSCL strip clubbing to date. I spent more than I ever have or ever should on a time that can't possibly measure up to all the hype. I had a good time and I have a few lines and a couple of stories to share. Lines: I have a condom, I'm like a girl scout always prepared. Are you ready to go in? Good, I don't like to (lap) dance. Baby, I don't do dances I have friends in the club I don't want to know I did this for you. Bree Olson can't count. On my first visit to the Penthouse club in July 2011 I saw a girl at the very end of the night that is a much pretty version of Bree Olson. I was out of money and on my way out the door so I went over and said hi and told her I was on my way out. Her response “Boo.” Now last week who do I see at the end of the night while I still have money is Bree Olson. Bree is sitting in a booth by herself waiting for her guy to comeback and she motions that she will be right over. At 1am she stops by and says she has to go on stage and will be back. At 1:35am she is ready to go upstairs for some dances. Bree is a high mileage dancer, but just a dancer which is fine with me except for her counting skills. We do what I think is six dancers just as PHC is closing and Bree comes back with it being ten dances. I assume it is me and I just got caught up in the dances. I go back the next night to do some dances with Bree without worrying about the club closing and I find Bree right after I get for dances from a Gianna Michaels replica including both the boobs and the butt. This time Bree gets me for 14 dances when I was thinking it was 8. Now I know I put her in a position of making difficult for her to count (her back) but I expect to get the benefit of the doubt in those situations. She is very pretty, but like Charlie, I will have to be done with Bree Olson. Girlfriend lecture during the lap dance I am visiting a new club and things aren't going as planned but I am still having a good time when pretty but not super thin eastern European girl makes her second stop by after I pushed her away earlier to make room for a couple of other girls. The second time she was very nice and I asked her right away if she was more than a dancer and her answer was no. She stayed for a while and I was thinking my prospects at this club for a finish where getting slimmer by the minute so decided I could take eastern bloc girl back for some dances. The dance starts out fine and it is a good two way contact lap dance when she asks if I am married or have a girlfriend. I answer no and she asks why. I give my usual answer that I am ugly and that's when the yelling starts. I hear: you are full of shit what the fuck are you saying you are a fucking cute guy you could make a girl very happy just get some fucking self confidence I know you are fucking paying for sex Stop fucking going to strip clubs for fucking sex You could be getting fucking sex for free And this went on for four full length songs but I did not stop groping and got my full dances worth. Since I still had a couple of bucks in my pocket so I get some dances from one last girl. I was able to convince a conservative dancer to do some mutual HJ fun and it was a nice end to the evening. I told this dancer part of the story from my previous dance and her response, “Tell me who she is so I can go and punch her.” My Detroit visits will subside as my favorite has disappeared. I know other have stated time and time again, you can find a favorite, love your favorite and maybe even try to get close to your favorite and she will still disappear. Enjoy it while you can.

14 comments

  • Alucard
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    12 years ago
    "I know others have stated time and time again, you can find a favorite, love your favorite and maybe even try to get close to your favorite and she will still disappear" I do enjoy it & I try to get as close as possible. Be safe & have fun whatever you do.
  • SuperDude
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    12 years ago
    Detroit dancers and club rules have always been hit or miss. High mileage that you can't believe or ROB that you will find discouraging. It's a crap shoot.
  • samsung1
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    12 years ago
    Why didn't you get her number or email?
  • vincemichaels
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    12 years ago
    YEEHAAA!! Welcome to PH !! Glad you had a good time. Some times the bad ones are entertaining to say the least. I think I'd have punched out Bree Olson. I do not pay for more dances than were actually done. I'll tell management about the ripoff artists that work there, I've done it before and eventually it works out in my favor or I get shown the door without letting the thieves steal from me.
  • HonestT
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    12 years ago
    I can't stand dancers that stack dances and then over count them. If she looked like Bree Olsen, even a little bit, I would have been trying to get Greek like crazy! In a weird coincidence, my friend's sister got married a few years back and became Bree Olsen. I showed her the porn star's site and she surprising got all happy. This woman is the exact opposite in looks. A big sister with short hair, who reported does not suck dick (my friend's words).
  • HonestT
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    12 years ago
    @SilkyPants: it sounds like you had an overall good time celebrating. Did you use the Night Bullet? Man the Penthouse Club seems really inconsistent for as high as the cost of play is. I think I may have to stick with the guaranteed midrange clubs.
  • Alucard
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    12 years ago
    I only was with an ATF at PHC, so I can't comment on inconsistency in VIP performances. My Ex-ATF performed really, really well, but at a cost.
  • tttclub
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    12 years ago
    I know this isn't a fool proof way, but especially if it is the second time you get dances from a girl that you think is "over-counting" songs, when the session starts, look at the time, and tell he what time it is. In her mind, this will let her know you are at least paying attention, since most songs go 3-4 minutes. It's not an exact science, but the smart ones (oxymoron) will catch on that you're paying attention without you ruining the mood by saying that you are counting songs and don't screw me over. I've done this twice in the past, and it actually worked.
  • zef8mich
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    12 years ago
    @silkypants Not sure if you're saying Bree was just someone that looked a lot like Bree Olson or the PHC dancer that uses the stage name Bree. I had a dance with the dancer named Bree once but made it clear I had only so much money. So I don't know if she upsells or not.
  • sinclair
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    12 years ago
    Bring one of these next time: [view link]
  • silkypants
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    12 years ago
    Samsung1 - I have her number, she won't return my txts. HonestT - Still using the night bullet though I can confirm it is only good for two nights. I get exactly what I am looking for at PHC. I visited the Coliseum for the first time and had some difficulty navigating the environment there. Zef8 - She looks like Bree Olson. The dancer I know named Bree at PHC who is a good, fun dancer but to really my type. I don't what people to read my stories and think that Detroit is just a ROB fest and will bleed PL's dry. I don't write stories about the successes because to me that is gloating and those stories are uninteresting. I mean really, who wants to hear about $50 hjs, 45 minute bbbjs, having a girl crawl over the back of a couch to get away from your hand or burring a girls head in the corner of to keep the moaning to a minimum.
  • Bananafish
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    12 years ago
    I think the lookalike you're talking about goes by the name of Janelle. She's been at PH for a while and wasn't always an over-counter. I used to be a semi-regular of hers, getting some dances when I was in town (I'm from Chicago). Last time I saw her she over-counted me by a couple of songs. I think I did 4 and she said 6. I was shocked, especially because I had been seeing her and tipping her well for over a year. Maybe she's jaded, looking to exit the biz, or just needs some cash. Oh well, it's a disappointment that she's changed.
  • Alucard
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    12 years ago
    "I don't what people to read my stories and think that Detroit is just a ROB fest and will bleed PL's dry. I don't write stories about the successes because to me that is gloating and those stories are uninteresting. I mean really, who wants to hear about $50 hjs, 45 minute bbbjs, having a girl crawl over the back of a couch to get away from your hand or burring a girls head in the corner of to keep the moaning to a minimum" I've only encountered a ROB in a Detroit Club 2 or 3 times in 20+ years. So I know it is not a ROB fest. Without success stories, how can we maybe find a new dancer to try that is worth the $$$. I'd LOVE a 45 minutes BBBJ!! LMFAO My current ATF moans intensely & loudly a LOT! It turns me on a HELL of a lot!! LOL
  • thesamurai
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    12 years ago
    she counted 14 and you counted 8...that is a huge difference. sure you aren't prone to blackouts silky? lol j/k
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