• discussions >
• Front Room

Last visit to Detroit for a while

silkypants

Minnesota

Last week was my big birthday celebration and the culmination of all of my TUSCL strip clubbing to date. I spent more than I ever have or ever should on a time that can't possibly measure up to all the hype. I had a good time and I have a few lines and a couple of stories to share.

Lines:

I have a condom, I'm like a girl scout always prepared.
Are you ready to go in?
Good, I don't like to (lap) dance.
Baby, I don't do dances
I have friends in the club I don't want to know I did this for you.

Bree Olson can't count.
On my first visit to the Penthouse club in July 2011 I saw a girl at the very end of the night that is a much pretty version of Bree Olson. I was out of money and on my way out the door so I went over and said hi and told her I was on my way out. Her response “Boo.” Now last week who do I see at the end of the night while I still have money is Bree Olson. Bree is sitting in a booth by herself waiting for her guy to comeback and she motions that she will be right over. At 1am she stops by and says she has to go on stage and will be back. At 1:35am she is ready to go upstairs for some dances. Bree is a high mileage dancer, but just a dancer which is fine with me except for her counting skills. We do what I think is six dancers just as PHC is closing and Bree comes back with it being ten dances. I assume it is me and I just got caught up in the dances. I go back the next night to do some dances with Bree without worrying about the club closing and I find Bree right after I get for dances from a Gianna Michaels replica including both the boobs and the butt. This time Bree gets me for 14 dances when I was thinking it was 8. Now I know I put her in a position of making difficult for her to count (her back) but I expect to get the benefit of the doubt in those situations. She is very pretty, but like Charlie, I will have to be done with Bree Olson.

Girlfriend lecture during the lap dance
I am visiting a new club and things aren't going as planned but I am still having a good time when pretty but not super thin eastern European girl makes her second stop by after I pushed her away earlier to make room for a couple of other girls. The second time she was very nice and I asked her right away if she was more than a dancer and her answer was no. She stayed for a while and I was thinking my prospects at this club for a finish where getting slimmer by the minute so decided I could take eastern bloc girl back for some dances. The dance starts out fine and it is a good two way contact lap dance when she asks if I am married or have a girlfriend. I answer no and she asks why. I give my usual answer that I am ugly and that's when the yelling starts.

I hear:
you are full of shit
what the fuck are you saying
you are a fucking cute guy
you could make a girl very happy
just get some fucking self confidence
I know you are fucking paying for sex
Stop fucking going to strip clubs for fucking sex
You could be getting fucking sex for free

And this went on for four full length songs but I did not stop groping and got my full dances worth. Since I still had a couple of bucks in my pocket so I get some dances from one last girl. I was able to convince a conservative dancer to do some mutual HJ fun and it was a nice end to the evening. I told this dancer part of the story from my previous dance and her response, “Tell me who she is so I can go and punch her.”

My Detroit visits will subside as my favorite has disappeared. I know other have stated time and time again, you can find a favorite, love your favorite and maybe even try to get close to your favorite and she will still disappear. Enjoy it while you can.