What Goes on in Canadian Strip Clubs?

jackslashDetroit strip clubs
I read this article about a Canadian strip club being closed because they were selling cocaine.
What struck me was this sentence:
"Exotic dancers performed outside of the stage area and touched patrons inappropriately, sometimes undressing them and simulating acts of violence, police said."
Simulating violence? What do Canadians go to strip clubs for?
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last commentTo watch hockey. :)
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Gosh someone sold cocaine in a strip club.
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Don't you know? Any kind of sex is a form of rape to socialists.
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Considering Canadian laws... FS!
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"What do Canadians go to strip clubs for?"
Drink a few Labatt Blues, munch on some Timbits smuggled in under their parkas, and what else...watch hockey. Sure, watch hockey, you betcha, eh.
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I like how the club is between Pandora Ave and Johnson St.
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Fucking Canadians seriously that's what goes on in Canadian strip clubs
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Windsor, Ontario clubs attract Detroiters who want all nude dancers. Jasons, the granddaddy of them all, closed and reopened as an all male club. Escorts are legal in Windsor, which may account for the fall off in patronage at Million Dollar, Studio Four, Leopards. Cheetahs on the River still draws decently because the dancers are hot. Want nude--Oh, Canada!
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