Hottie vs. Hottie

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JacksonEsskay
Virginia
This is going to be a variation on ‘Rate the Hottie,' except that each thread will feature two dancers from the same club. Instead of rating them, however, all you have to do is pick the Hottie that you would choose to spend your time (and $$$) with. You can give your reasons (even your ratings) for selecting or rejecting one or the other. But you must choose only one (and if you have a problem with that, I refer you to this link http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D7AkTpJC2…. In other words, if you really wouldn't want either one . . . well, you would be SOL because the exercise assumes that 1) You REALLY want to take a dancer to the VIP and 2) these are the only two dancers available. (For purposes of this exercise, assume that either dancer will be willing to go to whatever limit of contact you would want -- in short, don't try to get away with an answer like "Well Dancer 1 would be my choice for looks but Dancer 2 looks like she gives more mileage in the VIP." Again,I refer you to the link above.)

Eventually, we may have a club winner vs. club winner round (assuming we don't get bored with this exercise).

Our first two Hotties are from Underground Exotic Dance Club in Bunker Hill, West Virginia (https://www.tuscl.net/stripclub.php?DID=…) (http://www.theunderground.biz/home.htm)

Meet Lilly

http://theunderground.biz/coppermine/alb…
http://theunderground.biz/coppermine/alb…
http://theunderground.biz/coppermine/alb…

and meet Selena

http://theunderground.biz/coppermine/alb…
http://theunderground.biz/coppermine/alb…
http://theunderground.biz/coppermine/alb…

This round is easy for me. Despite my stated preference for brunettes over blondes, I have to go with Lilly. SHe has a great smile and a GND look. Selena's piercings are a major negative for me, and I don't really find her attractive even if they weren't there.

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avatar for mjx01
mjx01
13 years ago
Lilly.

Neither are outstanding IMO. Lilly is ok, but a bit old for my tastes. As for Selina, YUCK! The piercing are a complete turn off.
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Alucard
13 years ago
If you don't find Selena attractive, why is she SUPPOSED to be a Hottie? Hmm...

I do agree about her piercings, too Fucking many!

"assuming we don’t get bored with this exercise"

I believe this view has been expressed.
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mjx01
13 years ago
OT... but man oh man is TUSCL slow tonight... like 5 mins for a page to load
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Pablo Antonio
13 years ago
Neither would attract my attention.

But since we have to vote, I vote Lilly.
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motorhead
13 years ago
Yes this site is slow tonight!

Lily.

(Selena. Yuck is right.)
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Alucard
13 years ago
It is not slow for me.
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igloo9999
13 years ago
I gotta go with the rest....... I prefer brunettes too but Selena does nothing for me..... then add in the piercing & she loses all around. even without the piercings she's just not that good looking.

Lilly in a landslide.
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Stiletto25
13 years ago
I don't find either one attractive. I've been in clubs before and gotten a couple dances just because I was with a group and we were having fun. I wouldn't spend my money or ask the guy I'm with to spend money on either of these girls. I know this sounds very rude but Selena needs to clean herself up. I don't believe in age limits or turning away thicker girls but there is a certain look of cleanliness and athleticism that should be apparent in a dancer. Regardless of her attractiveness, Selena does not look clean and well put together. She looks like she's just " winging" it.
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Clubber
13 years ago
I'll pass on both.
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snowtime
13 years ago
I would pass on both, too. If I have to pick one it would be easy, Lilly.
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rh48hr
13 years ago
I concur, Lily would be the choice if I am forced to choose.
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thesamurai
13 years ago
For the sake of the exercise I'll pick the first girl.
If this were real world and these were the only two girls available (and sadly I've been in clubs where this is the case) I would walk out of there with all my money still in pocket.
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gsv
13 years ago
Lily is better by far.
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inno123
13 years ago
If they were the only two dancers in the club I would pick Lilly, Otherwise I would be looking closely at dancer number 3
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jackslash
13 years ago
Lilly. But neither is hot.
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runrdude
13 years ago
Lilly is the more attractive of the two to me, but I would think long and hard before spending any money.
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rikk
13 years ago
Neither floats my boat. But if I had to choose, I'd opt for Lily.
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10inches
13 years ago
would not fuck either one with your dick much less mine !!
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Ghosty
13 years ago
Was ready to choose King Kong Bundy over Lilly after seeing her face in pic #1, but sadly, after seeing Selena, I'm going with Lilly. For some odd reason, after seeing Selena's Pic #1, the words, "buck-toothed jack-ass" sprang unbidden into my mind.
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Daddillac
13 years ago
neither but I would choose Lilly over metalhead
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georgmicrodong
13 years ago
If your "whatever limit of contact [I] would want" precondition extends to blowjobs, and looks are the only differentiating criteria, then Lilly.
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newmark
13 years ago
Lilly, but it looks like the line is pretty long.
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Tiredtraveler
13 years ago
If I had to choose I would pick Lilly. Selena is frightening and I have never been drunk enough in a club to even sit with a Selena.
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windowsidiot
13 years ago
Lilly is definitely less bad.
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Ermita_Nights
13 years ago
If these were the only two girls in the club, I'd watch TV while I finish my beer, and leave.
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59
13 years ago
Agree, Lilly is the lesser of two evils.

Kind of old for my taste. But Selena has two strikes at just the 1st glance - the piercings and the plumpness.
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MADDOG_ROMEO
13 years ago
Seeing Selena suddenly made Lilly look doable....Lilly
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JacksonEsskay
13 years ago
I've rebooted Hottie v. Hottie as a surveyin a hopefully new and better format.

https://www.tuscl.net/postread.php?PID=1…
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