The discussion about the rapper in Atlanta got me thinking. How much could you spend in a non-stupid way in one night? Like if you were given a pile of cash and told to get rid of as much as possible, but you're disqualified if you do anything stupid (walking in the front door doesn't count as stupid). Paying for your buddies doesn't count.
Let's see... Say you could spend $50 a dance including tip, 20 dances an hour tops, but realistically call it half that. If you stayed eight hours, that's 80 dances, or $4000. If you could do four FS at $200 in addition, that's another $800. Throw in $1000 for drinks and non-dance tips, we're up around $6000.


I'd probably get all the girls and customers together for naked Twister or strip poker or something. Whatever it cost. Anything to make a bunch of sad strippers laugh and give a bunch of lonely guys a great bar story. And of course get a bunch of T&A.