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Notice to all hot strippers: I want in on your personal life

Do not try to keep “us” in the club. No I won’t take it for answer. Do not try to bar the door. Just think of me as Jack Nicholson in the Shining, I’m only trying to come in, in the most wholesome, fun loving way possible, I don’t mean you any harm. So I want the real name, your current address and be informed of everyone you’ve ever dated or think about dating so I can slaughter them and eat them cough uh I mean so I can take them out for drinks sometime. Yes. Yes that’s exactly what I mean.

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Jascoi

love. brother… love.

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psycho_trick

and by 'hot' u better have face pic on profile to prove it.

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psycho_trick

ladies only flounder.

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psycho_trick

another fag stalker. is it the nose ring?

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ATACdawg

Muddy, do you mean Jack Nicholson the LAKERS fan? OMG, the horror - you'll never get a dancer to leave with you. (Well, maybe a desperate LA fan or two)😂

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Warrior15

Muddy, as Jack said in A Few Good Men. " You can't handle the Truth ! "

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Huntsman

All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.

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Jimmybigtits

Now I'm imagining what Colonel Jessup would be like in a non extras club trying to get paid in the VIP

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MackTruck

Just do da LA Hussle and dey will fall all over you

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gammanu95

There's a few stories on here from members that crossed over into the strippers' personal lives, I haven't read any happy endings.

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rickthelion

This rick is surprised. Scrub ape has a reasoned response and Muddy ape sound like a crazed stalker. Is Mercury in retrograde?

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I think it's generational. Young dancers are pretty open with everything.

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PinkSugarDoll

I know this is just for funsies but I just want to say that I think a lot of girls and customers show only their best and most fun and most nice and most happy selves itc and it’s probably a pretty good idea that everything stays there, for everyone’s best interest.

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Psd. Your troll as exposes itself all the time 🤡

You're acting like stripper pwrsonas are something new

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psycho_trick

lol. i'm betting ptsd is ruthless itc. save the rainbows and puppy dogs hustle for the noobs troll. not buying it here.

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