Notice to all hot strippers: I want in on your personal life

Do not try to keep “us” in the club. No I won’t take it for answer. Do not try to bar the door. Just think of me as Jack Nicholson in the Shining, I’m only trying to come in, in the most wholesome, fun loving way possible, I don’t mean you any harm. So I want the real name, your current address and be informed of everyone you’ve ever dated or think about dating so I can slaughter them and eat them *cough* uh I mean so I can take them out for drinks sometime. Yes. Yes that’s exactly what I mean.