Aspiring PLs
doctorevil
Evil Lair
I went to a strip club the other evening with my OTC date. It was a bit slow, only about a dozen customers and dancers. The dancers were generally good looking, but my OTC girl was clearly the best looking girl in the club.
At 22, she’s slightly over one-third my age. I’m not really big on public displays of affection, but she doesn’t care. She’s hanging on me and kissing me in between tipping the dancers on stage and chatting with them.
I notice a couple of guys at the end of the stage keep looking at us. They’re younger (20s) and working class looking–dressed in ball caps and T-shirts. Eventually, one of them gets up to go to the restroom and detours by our table. He offers me his hand for a high five.
I’m not really the “high-fiver type,” either, but I accept the offer and slap his hand. As I do so, he leans toward me and says: “When I’m old, I want to be like you.” I laughed.
I guess it’s good to be a role model for aspiring PLs. But did the guy just insult me? He clearly wasn’t mocking me, but the obvious implication was that I’m too old to be out with a hot stripper. I guess that’s true.
At 22, she’s slightly over one-third my age. I’m not really big on public displays of affection, but she doesn’t care. She’s hanging on me and kissing me in between tipping the dancers on stage and chatting with them.
I notice a couple of guys at the end of the stage keep looking at us. They’re younger (20s) and working class looking–dressed in ball caps and T-shirts. Eventually, one of them gets up to go to the restroom and detours by our table. He offers me his hand for a high five.
I’m not really the “high-fiver type,” either, but I accept the offer and slap his hand. As I do so, he leans toward me and says: “When I’m old, I want to be like you.” I laughed.
I guess it’s good to be a role model for aspiring PLs. But did the guy just insult me? He clearly wasn’t mocking me, but the obvious implication was that I’m too old to be out with a hot stripper. I guess that’s true.
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mason dixon: you one crazy old man.
rocky balboa: you'll get there.
daily_grind (2006): in case there's any doubt, i am not anti-senior citizen, and aspire to be one at the SCs someday. i salute you.
:D
Good Times, Good Times.
They sat at a table near me but one of the younger people came to the bar and talked about bringing their dad out for his 90th birthday. They seemed to be having fun drinking but with limited interaction with the ladies. I had a lady with me at the bar and I asked her if she would dance for the gentleman in the wheelchair. I gave her $40 for a couple of table side dances and she helped make his night.
I went over and talked to him and his family and he said that he was a paratrooper in WWII. He had a good time with his family and I was glad to help him enjoy a bit more.
LOL