Henry the VIII Lounge
1715 Middlebelt Rd Inkster, MI 48141

Low-key titty bar, not bad if you grade on a curve

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schmoe31415
Aug 17, 2022, 12:14 AM
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Visited: Monday Afternoon

I arrived on a Monday afternoon around 3:30pm. The parking lot was heavily patched. I suspect it was a danger to cars before, but it was fine for me. There was no parking fee or valet. Cover was $5 and I was given a ticket to give the waitress. A small glass of Coke was $7. Water was $10 (the waitress warned/apologized for the price when I asked for it).

Henry's is a smallish club, oddly broken up in layout. There's a bar with stools that bends and runs along most of one side. There's an elevated area to one side, next to one of the small stages. Another stage is right at the bar, elevated and with barely room for the dancer to stand. A free-standing stage is off to another side, with some nearby tables and chairs. The chairs are all padded metal. It was not quite as smokey as I feared from previous reviews, but it wasn't especially busy. And smoke has definitely permeated the place. My shirt smelled of it, though not grotesquely, after I left even though I wasn't around anyone actually smoking.

The stage shows here were more atmosphere than actual performance. There was some swaying around, a bit of butt bouncing and showing off. Periodically they did a "finale" where all of the dancers present got up on stage at once for a song. They all just sort of stood around.

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