Life is like a penis.
Sometimes it’s up.
Sometimes it’s down.
It’s not always going to be hard, so just ride it out.
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Life is like a penis.
Sometimes it’s up.
Sometimes it’s down.
It’s not always going to be hard, so just ride it out.
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Life is like a penis - when you're lucky it's long - unfortunately sometimes it's short
Life is like a shit sandwich. The more bread you have, the less shit you have to eat.
Is this like “advice from the 3 wisemen of TUSCL?”
Life is like a penis, use it or lose it.
Sweatshirts are like a penis
Some are hooded Some are not.
Penis is not always ready for action, not beyond jr. high school.
SJG
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