Penis

shailynn
They never tell you what you need to know.
Life is like a penis.

Sometimes it’s up.

Sometimes it’s down.

It’s not always going to be hard, so just ride it out.

6 comments

  • Papi_Chulo
    2 years ago
    Life is like a penis - when you're lucky it's long - unfortunately sometimes it's short
  • shadowcat
    2 years ago
    Life is like a shit sandwich. The more bread you have, the less shit you have to eat.
  • shailynn
    2 years ago
    Is this like “advice from the 3 wisemen of TUSCL?”
  • Mate27
    2 years ago
    Life is like a penis, use it or lose it.
  • gSteph
    2 years ago
    Sweatshirts are like a penis

    Some are hooded
    Some are not.
  • san_jose_guy
    2 years ago
    Penis is not always ready for action, not beyond jr. high school.

    SJG
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