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Penis

shailynn
They never tell you what you need to know.
Life is like a penis.

Sometimes it’s up.

Sometimes it’s down.

It’s not always going to be hard, so just ride it out.

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Papi_Chulo
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2 years ago
Life is like a penis - when you're lucky it's long - unfortunately sometimes it's short
shadowcat
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2 years ago
Life is like a shit sandwich. The more bread you have, the less shit you have to eat.
shailynn
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2 years ago
Is this like “advice from the 3 wisemen of TUSCL?”
Mate27
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2 years ago
Life is like a penis, use it or lose it.
gSteph
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2 years ago
Sweatshirts are like a penis

Some are hooded
Some are not.
san_jose_guy
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2 years ago
Penis is not always ready for action, not beyond jr. high school.

SJG
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