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motley half dozen, some looking for love, some looking for a good time

Tuesday, August 16, 2022 4:54 AM
I have a core group of social acquaintances, we like to go out where the end goal is to find a lucky lady. the group is split roughly down the middle between those who just want to pay a fair price for fair service (fs) and those who want to pick up a chick for free at a bar. I'm pretty much split down the middle depending on what day it is, I do enjoy the dance itself but at times I've partaken in the sure fire route. The DC area has devolved. Everyone is going out in groups, we're not that young anymore, so the opportunities to pick up a chick at a bar are few and far between. To top it off, the paid scene is full of scammers who want upfront "deposits" etc. Which brings us to TJ, or some place comparable south of the border. We are all in agreement that we're spinning our wheels in DC and are planning a 'boys week out' in the spring. We need a place where some of us are able to walk down the street, run into a couple chicks, and invite them into a bar for a few drinks and see where the afternoon takes us. But also, the option to pay and get it over with. One of the guys, from Panama, said dam near every Panamanian chick will have at least one kid before exiting her teens and it's pretty much the same in the neighboring countries he's been to. Would TJ be a place to find what both sides are looking for, if not, any other recommendations? (btw only one guy in the group has a very rough command of the Spanish language) thanks in advance for any guidance.

17 comments

  • Redbaron12
    2 years ago
    Find some lucky lady, huh? This must be Brad Pitt. Brad, once you walk into Hong Kong you’ll forget about picking up some girl at a bar. Go by HK and then tell us the lady was the lucky one.
  • Jimmybigtits
    2 years ago
    You mean for a gang bang or something? Just don't be the last man. Your buddy's jizz may be your lube
  • BirdDropping
    2 years ago
    to clarify: the usual format is probably 2 or 3 of us (group A) will get things underway in the mid-afternoon, walking about in an area of town where there are multiple bars on each block, and approaching girls inviting them to join us for drinks. We usually, eventually, find a couple who will oblige, if it goes further than that great if not then fast forward to the evening time when the other 2 or 3 of us (group B) are easing into the day after a previous night of hard partying. We'll likely go to a bar or club, group A is actively in pursuit, group B is primarily hanging back at the bar. As things come to a close group B is looking for a fair price for fair service to satisfy their most basic and immediate needs. the above is a very rough outline, the DC scene is no longer viable (that's a separate essay) hence looking at TJ or somewhere in Central America
  • Jascoi
    2 years ago
    while not perfect, tj is pretty good.
  • PutaTester
    2 years ago
    If you have the flexibility, consider going to Nogales. There is a mix of girls out in the bars and puta bars. Not as many as in TJ, but both types are in the same area. Small town. Easy to walk around.
  • Jimmybigtits
    2 years ago
    Bird Dropping do you ever make it to the strip clubs in Baltimore or PG County? I know the clubs in DC are overpriced for little return
  • Icee Loco (asshole)
    2 years ago
    Easiest girls in tj are American tourists.
  • BirdDropping
    2 years ago
    I can vouch for Baltimore, both the regular bars and the strip clubs. and now that you mention it, that's definitely the plan between now and springtime. Only thing w the strip clubs (at least the ones we've been to) is that the ones we met already have a rack o kids. For me personally, once a chick becomes a mama, it's not as much the physical, but her mentality changes. I heard Nogales isn't safe for Gringos
  • Jimmybigtits
    2 years ago
    Bird that's true for Bmore it's blue collar titty in the clubs. I don't know about the PG County clubs anymore tho
  • BirdDropping
    2 years ago
    we've only been to one, Showtime in Hyatsville, it was great in the sense that it was BYO so for the $20 cover you bring your own high end stuff w a rack o plastic cups and offer the dancers Hennessey all night at a fraction of the cost. Would definitely repeat. Only downsides, if I'm being picky, were that the women tended to be large and also there was pressure to buy a lapdance
  • PutaTester
    2 years ago
    BD regarding Nogales, been there a few times with no issues. Standard cautions recommended. Note that there are a lot of businesses, such as pharmacies, in Nogales that cater to Gringos. Much like TJ, the risks tend to be overblown.
  • JAprufrock
    2 years ago
    I agree with @RedBaron. Once you walk into HK you'll wonder why you wasted so much time and effort trying to pick up a non-pro. My first time was five years ago, and it's unlike anything I had ever experienced. Imagine being able to openly grope, fondle, finger, titty-suck and masturbate ladies with a dildo, etc. And then openly discuss and your sexual desires to a hot, young gal without getting slapped, thrown out or arrested. This might be why I've never heard of a Mexican incel.
  • BirdDropping
    2 years ago
    I, for one, don't mind the dance of picking up a non-pro. It's the gamble of "will I or will I not get laid tonight?" that has an appeal of its own. With that said, a curious question. if these girls are as breathtaking as described (and I have no doubt they are), why don't they just shack up with some rich douche, I would think most chicks would think that's still probably better than getting dildo-poked by some POS like me. (then again chick-logic has always perplexed me) Or has Hong Kong been able to somehow source chicks from all over the country that are into that and love what they're doing and are there for a good time anyway, hey might as well get paid?
  • OrangeClown
    2 years ago
    @BirdDropping, how many rich douches are there in Mexico that are looking to shack up with a sex worker? If you're a rich douche, you're only looking to hit it and quit it. Guessing women like this are more likely to shack up with some pot-smoking, video-game playing, unemployed loser, like strippers in the U.S. do. Also, these ladies make good coin, especially in comparison to typical wages in Mexico. One more thing, don't knock dildo-poking. That's how @desertscrub prepares his asshole for his boyfriend.
  • san_jose_guy
    2 years ago
    "motley half dozen" I think you have to handle such stuff by yourself, not with your buddies. SJG
  • BirdDropping
    2 years ago
    I went to Mexico City recently, for another purpose, but I'm sad to report, that place is all about commerce (people going there to work, run businesses etc). Granted I didn't go to the hotspots for nightlife but even DC has more opportunities for 'day game'. didn't seem like it's a good place to go for a group of single guys fyi. Going to ty Belize City in the spring
  • shailynn
    2 years ago
    I’m well… older now but when my friends and I were in our early to late 30s some of us travelled a lot for work and would meet up in certain cities usually around holidays (Memorial Day / Labor Day / Halloween / July 4) or sporting events. We were in the same boat, everyone liked to party, some had no problem paying for extras in a strip club or hiring an escort, but some in the group that was “beneath them.” We had the most fun and most success in Vegas, Austin and Phoenix/Scottsdale. Also when we were in our early 30s college towns were good too on football weekends. Usually a lot of 30 something female alumni in for games too that wanted to party. Baltimore/Inner Harbor / DC were some of the absolute worst cities to pick up women for us. The male to female ratio in the bars were horrible in our opinions.
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