Akron pub crawl

I wrote an article but it was rejected by 3 members. Here's the text of the email I receive: "We're sorry, but your article 'Akron pub crawl' was not published for the following reasons: DickyDoo2 said: Article too short Not an Article. Resubmit as a Club Review Daily_Grind said: Not an Article. Should be posted on Discussion Board herbtcat said: Not an Article. Resubmit as a Club Review" So DickeyDoo2 and herbcat, how can I submit as a club review when I talk about 3 different bars? I wrote it the day it happened, but it took several days for you lazy assholes to reject it, so it's no longer that current. So here it is: Akron pub crawl I cruised some Akron dive bars last night. First was Olde Glory Daze. I got there about 6:30 and surprisingly there were a couple of spots open. I went in, got a $2.50 water and took a seat at a high-top next to the little vip booth. I saw 3 decently built white girls all sitting at the bar. Two were engaged, one was taking a break and then there was B*, chunky white girl who likes to give table-side handies. She came over and I got a couple of dances with my stuff out for her to handle. It was fun, but she looked totally bored. She likes $10/song which I gave her and then bailed. Next stop was Lusty. New night bartender is friendly. Blond S* was there, and chunky, heavily tattooed M*. I got a dance from M*, which was ok, she allowed free access to her titties, but she likes to lean in and put her forehead on yours, and she has bad breath! After a song I bailed. Next was CW. Parking is a big challenge. Their tiny lot had one spot, which I deftly backed into. I got there a little after 7, and there were 5 or 6 girls. I sat at the bar next to 2 well built white girls. The girl next to me was new (to me), I knew the girl sitting on her other side, nice body milf. These girls smoked and drank for a few songs, then the girl I knew offered a dance. All the while the new girl totally ignored me. My dancer has a good body, definitely a little older. We finish and she asks me if I want another, and I said I'd like to get one from her friend, and she says "she doesn't work here, she's just visiting me"! lol. Then I see S*, a hot 30 year old spinner who I see often. S* says she's going to the vip but she'll see me next, and off she goes. A younger bbw white girl, R* who I know from lucky corner offered a dance, and I said sure. She got those big titties out and I'm nursing away like a baby who hasn't eaten all day, and in walk 3 ladies in civies. After awhile it becomes clear these are church ladies, and they've brought gifts for the girls. At least we gave the church ladies something to takk about. I'm not wanting sloppy seconds from S* so I go back with R*, and got the job done.