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American Gigolo

motorhead
Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life
From what I’ve seen, I’m a bit exited for the premier of the Showtime series “American Giglio”. It stars Jon Bernthal and seems to be only loosely based on the original 1980 film with Richard Gere

Did any of you studs audition for the part?

I flew out to a Hollywood but the casting director claimed I was too fat and ugly for the role

16 comments

  • san_jose_guy
    2 years ago
    I could not stand the 1980 film or Richard Gere.

    Motorhead, you would be better.

    SJG
  • shailynn
    2 years ago
    Excellent movie and Richard Gere is one cool dude. As usual the resident buttfuck of TUSCL proves he has zero taste.

    That movie introduced the world to Giorgio Armani as he did the costumes for the movie.
  • shadowcat
    2 years ago
    I tried being a gigolo but there are just too many guys giving it away.
  • crosscheck
    2 years ago
    I can take or leave the original movie, but it did produce a great theme song in "Call Me".
  • Jimmybigtits
    2 years ago
    Anyone see the series "Hung"?
  • Warrior15
    2 years ago
    Being a gigilo sounds interesting for about two seconds. Getting paid to have sex. After that, you realize there are only two groups that are willing to pay you. Fat, ugly women that can't have any other way. Or other guys.

    So NO. I did not audition for the part. But I always was a fan of Richard Gere. I liked his role in Pretty Woman much better.
  • jackslash
    2 years ago
    Become a gigolo. What could go wrong?

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o29GST0L…
  • shadowcat
    2 years ago
    OR "Spread" with Anne Heche and Aston Kutcher

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bujzwMCJ…
  • MackTruck
    2 years ago
    Shadowcar gave up on being da jigalo and paid da jigalos lime Ron Jeremy for da lapperz
  • Icee Loco (asshole)
    2 years ago
    I've done it. Its not easy. The women are disgusting for the most part. They're generally older women who never got married. And the mental issues as to why they're single really come out. They'll act like they own you.


    Picture being paid to fuck and accompany a 57 year old who acts like bte on here. Crazy af repeating the same shit and weird scenarios over and over while she goes 20fag on you and thinks you have to stay and do exactly as she says. And then threatens you like sjg does.
  • twentyfive
    2 years ago
    Hey Iceefag wtf is rong with you ?
    Are you retarded or just stupid?
  • rickmacrodong
    2 years ago
    Icee, you mentioned me but that story is hilarious! That was a good laugh brotha.
    Icee how did you get a job as a gigolo? Are you good looking or muscular or something
  • rickmacrodong
    2 years ago
    That combination of me, 25 and sjg sounds hilarious!
  • Icee Loco (asshole)
    2 years ago
    I did it in my late teens.
    These women were crazy and not in a good way. The best experience was a 47 year old widow. Her husband....pimp passed away. And her way of grieving was spending days in bed with me and giving me money and buying me shit. It was almost like a porno. She asked me to wash her car and invited me in and....
  • rickmacrodong
    2 years ago
    Icee how old roughly are you now?
    Also how did you get the job exactly? Where did you advertise since there was no internet. How did you get clients and find them. And what made them hire you was it because of your looks or something. Being in good shape or something
  • Icee Loco (asshole)
    2 years ago
    I'm 28. And there was internet. I met them on dating sites and a lot on yelp. Just lonely older women.

    It was about looks. We didn't have anything in common.

    I pretty much used strategies similar to what strippers use. Once I got them hooked with sex and attention I'd tell them I was broke. With some I wouldn't show up unless I got something out of it. Then they'd pay me and buy me stuff to come around. Some gave me an allowance. I didn't feel bad taking as much as I could because they weren't good people. All of the traits that made them end up old and alone were so toxic and negative. Just very greedy and Selfish.
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