Bimbo dancers
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Adventures of Assjobman
Friday, August 12, 2022 9:13 PM
This is yet ANOTHER topic inspired by Reddit https://www.reddit.com/r/stripper/commen….
Normally I wouldn't care about this topic. I don't encounter the bimbo type too much but just this past weekend at Spearmint Rhino in Vegas I met one. Maybe it was because I was faded off drinks, maybe it was because she was funny....I don't know. But it was probably the most entertaining conversation I had in the club that night. She just acted like she had no care in the world. Talked kinda slow, acted ditzy and hyper sexual, and was witty enough to pull it off. I mean I knew it was all an act but I still wanted to hear how she'd respond to serious questions. And every answer was some hyper sexual shit that would have me laughing.
Anyhow, I got dances with her just to see how they would be. I mean if you're gonna talk like that your dances better be good, right? Well they were cool, but still not enough to convince me to take her to a VIP session. If she was some chick with big boobs and a big ass I would have been sold. But her body was quite regular and although she was entertaining to my brain, my dick was still saying pass. And we know the little brain rules in the club.
I'd love to be a fly on the wall when she goes in the locker room and drops the act so I could hear what she really sounds like. Maybe next time I'll try to make her break character somehow.
How do the rest of you customers feel about the bimbo act?
Normally I wouldn't care about this topic. I don't encounter the bimbo type too much but just this past weekend at Spearmint Rhino in Vegas I met one. Maybe it was because I was faded off drinks, maybe it was because she was funny....I don't know. But it was probably the most entertaining conversation I had in the club that night. She just acted like she had no care in the world. Talked kinda slow, acted ditzy and hyper sexual, and was witty enough to pull it off. I mean I knew it was all an act but I still wanted to hear how she'd respond to serious questions. And every answer was some hyper sexual shit that would have me laughing.
Anyhow, I got dances with her just to see how they would be. I mean if you're gonna talk like that your dances better be good, right? Well they were cool, but still not enough to convince me to take her to a VIP session. If she was some chick with big boobs and a big ass I would have been sold. But her body was quite regular and although she was entertaining to my brain, my dick was still saying pass. And we know the little brain rules in the club.
I'd love to be a fly on the wall when she goes in the locker room and drops the act so I could hear what she really sounds like. Maybe next time I'll try to make her break character somehow.
How do the rest of you customers feel about the bimbo act?
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train your strippers to beg correctly.
Some dancers actually have a boundary of not cumming and go out of their way to not let you play with the nipples too much, not grind themselves on you too much.
Also would someone be able to ask rickdugan to remove me from ignore? Im sorry i annoyed you Rick, and i wanted your advice on some recent threads
Met a girl a long time ago who turned out to be a physics major at U of L. She played the bimbo really well, until we started talking about Star Trek and the subject got onto warp drive engines. Yes, really. It was funny because after that conversation, she'd drop the bimbo act for me, but as soon as someone else got her attention, it was back in full force.
Pics and Vids or it didn’t happen.
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Good Times, Good Times.
But they aren't really bimbos, they are just acting.
What is more disconcerting are the number of girls whose lives run around chemical addictions and who have all kinds of crazy stuff going on. They aren't acting.
SJG
To me, the happiest people seem to be those who embrace beliefs that aren't based on evidence, typically religious or policatal beliefs. Women who get called bimbos often just have more unique, offbeat beliefs that aren't based on evidence.
Truly dumb people are too dumb to understand how to carry out a mutually beneficial interaction with others. They do little or nothing for you, then don't understand when you don't feel motivated to do anything for them. Fools predictably have foolish vanity, so they believe themselves smart. With dumb strippers, they think it clever to overcount dances or short time, and that you won't notice.
If you put Tucker Carlson's "mind" in a hot female form and subtracted the grumpiness, the result could perhaps be considered a bimbo.
Pan Bimbo is OK if there's nothing fresher or whole-grain.
I have no idea in general though, my tastes in strippers often doesn't align with the majority so catering to my preferences probably isn't the best financial advice for strippers.
Unfortunately I've historically found that girls who are putting that much effort into faking it are doing so for reasons beyond just wishing to look/sound sexy. All too often it's a defense mechanism designed to separate their "stripper personas" from their real life personalities. After meeting too many of these girls to count over the years, I've learned to send them away quickly. IME they never end up being much fun as they're inevitably wound up way too tight.
I prefer stripper hoes who are works of art not empty canvases
I guess that's the way (Uh Huh Uh Huh) she likes it.
(Apologies to KC and the Sunshine Band)
SJG
In My Dreams - School of Rock
https://youtu.be/-55rKa7fZTo?t=510