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First let me start by stating I thought this place was closed. I was mistaken, what is completely wrong is the hours listed here on TUSCL. Also the name, is it Secrets or Tease who knows, the sign outside says Tease and I learned the hours of operation are Tuesday -Sunday 11pm -2:30 am, that is right, they are only open for a total of 21 hours per week, they are closed on Mondays.
So I drive over to HiBeams on Tuesday night and I notice that Tease which is just a half a block away has a sign that says open. I was honestly surprised so I walk over and there is a security guy outside who checks for ID's and another at the entrance that pats you down. Once inside I am pleasantly surprised. I hadn't been here since before Covid and the place is better. There are more and prettier younger girls, the place is clean, I think they resurfaced the bar and when I entered the bathroom it looks like it has been remodeled. Mind you prior to Covid this place was a dump, and now it seems like it could be a good time. As you walk in they have a rectangular bar with a stage in the center and not really stripper poles but more like two support beams on stage that some of the girls dance around. The staff was one white guy who was the manager, a DJ, two bartenders and 5 dancers plus the 2 security guys at the door. The dancers were a mix of light skinned WOC and Latinas. These girls are much cuter than the girls at the neighboring clubs Sunrise and HiBeams.
Initially I was thrilled but they say every silver lining has a cloud right behind it. The cloud in this case was the lack of friendliness of these girls. Most of them were just busy with their phones, few made any effort to entertain and only 2 even bothered to dance. The bartenders have outfits that are just as skimpy as the dancers and the cutest girl in the place was a half Polish half Cuban bartender who was the only friendly face in the bunch. I ordered a beer for $7, eventually a half Dominican half Puerto Rican dancer named Alexa comes over. I was surprised because I am used to these Dominican skanks at other local bars(Sunrise, Moonlight) and here was an attractive young woman who happened to be Dominican what a breath of fresh air. She begins dancing for me bar side and this is when I realize that this place may not be for me. Although she is attractive, the bar side dance was mostly an air dance with minimal contact. I did not inquire nor do I know about lap dances or if they are even offered. Prior to Covid you could get some high mileage dances here, but with the remodel the old LD area seems to be gone, and this new crop of dancers don't appear to be as compliant. It was probably the worst bar side dance I have ever had.
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