Why bother?

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MarcoV
Sup guys,im fairly new to this site and was excited to see how american strip clubs are, & to see what types of women we can taste(have sex with) but as im reading the reviews im just seeing a bunch guys paying $200-$300+ and often time much more just to get a boring half ass dance along with empty promises in VIP just to leave you with blue balls, I just don't get it like whats the point? Unlike me i want to fuck & get nasty with hot chicks how i want whenever i want. It seems like the only way to really fulfill this to go overseas to countries like DR, Colombia, Brazil ect. Where the women are cheap and know what they are here for & that sex is mandatory. I love the feeling of going into a club knowing i can fuck any girl in here i desire. Only time i'll mess with american strip clubs again is when you can smash all the girls(mandatory BBJ) for a reasonable price under $100. Places like TJ, Medellin & Sosua really make it hard to go back.

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CJKent_band
2 years ago
@MarcoV

Remember

“In this country, you gotta make the money first.
Then when you get the money, you get the power.
Then when you get the power, then you get the women.”

~ Cuban refugee Tony Montana (Al Pacino) in the movie Scarface (1983).
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psycho_trick
2 years ago
"the women are cheap and know what they are here for & that sex is mandatory."

sounds like heaven. i wouldn't come back here either.
i mostly use stripclubs to scout otc.
otherwise the occasional escort.


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ilbbaicnl
2 years ago
In the book "Portnoy's Complaint", there's a lot of wanking with raw liver. This costs less than $100, and also avoids the expense of a plane ticket.

In the countries you mention, there's more risk the sex workers are pimped, or otherwise not fully consenting. Also a lot of personal safety issues. I, and I think most men, are not able to travel outside the US every time they desire some female company.
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Muddy
2 years ago
Everyone mind does strip clubs different around here
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psycho_trick
2 years ago
it's possible i'd get bored without the expensive game, parrying, blue balls, fake courtship/seduction, and rob attempts.
not likely, but possible.
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OG12346
2 years ago
Try the bars in St Martin
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docsavage
2 years ago
I put going to a strip club in the same category as going to a club to see a band play or going to a sports bar to watch a basketball game on a big screen tv. It's just a way to get out of the house and go somewhere where I can watch something while I'm drinking.
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skibum609
2 years ago
Poor people shouldn't go to strip clubs.
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Jimmybigtits
2 years ago
Marco relax. It's not like it's difficult to get your dick wet in the United States
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Estafador
2 years ago
@skibum609 welp then don't be suprised if the cost of dances and VIP rises exponentially than it already is due to only rich people affording it who won't care as much to blow a grand on a HJ.
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drewcareypnw
2 years ago
I would say that you have answered your own question: don't bother.
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Icee Loco (asshole)
2 years ago
How many profiles does cacaplop have?
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rickdugan
2 years ago
I'm not going to tell anyone that he should enjoy American-style strip clubs. I actually agree about the pointlessness of LDs. I go because I enjoy other elements of them, like the eye candy, interactions with strippers and, when the stars align, making connections with like minded lower-volume girls.

If busting a nut on the cheap is your only goal, there are much cheaper and more efficient ways to do it than most U.S. strip clubs.

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PinkSugarDoll
2 years ago
“I hate it when women don’t do whatever I want them to do, and for very little money.”

Man, that is a really sad story, sorry to hear that.
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Fuckit77
2 years ago
There are absolutely escorts in the USA both high end and motel crack whores if that’s your thing. With it being illegal in the USA you just have to know where to look.

I personally have little to no interest in going to a strip club if I’m already overseas. I for one enjoy US strip clubs but if I’m already in a different country for pussy I’m not gonna go to a 3rd world country strip club. Similarly, I don’t see the point in going to a US strip club to bust a nut. I go because I enjoy the atmosphere - meeting new people, the music, etc. If I want to bust a nut I go to an escort, if so just want a fun night out I go to a strip club. Similarly, if my sink needs fixing I put in a work order for the plumber, I wouldn’t exactly consult the guy I go to get my regular car oil change.
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