Unintentional Comedy At The Playground

I was bored so I swung by the Playground again. I went about a month ago. My expectations were low and it ended up being an even bigger suck fest than I was expecting. I won’t be going back. I could have got lucky and got a lap dance from the cute AA who did the opening dance for the day, but I ended up with “queer content creator” ( as quoted from her IG), and it was as cringe as you’d expect.

I headed up to the Playground around noon after having swung by Kittens earlier. I’d just wrapped up an LDA workout session with Pretti, and was still in a slight daze from her exceptional…skills. Kittens has been becoming my new watering hole this last month ever since I discovered some new talent there. Pandoras wasn’t due to open for another hour so I veered off the well-trodden path to the Playground. My expectations were at a virtually zero, but I was hoping to be surprised. And yeah, I ended up being surprised. Just not in a good way.

No cover on days at the Playground if anyone cares. A cute AA did the opening table dance. It was easy to tell she’s been doing this a long time. The bra dropped off within the first sixty seconds. Her panties dropped down soon after. A little working the pole and she twerks, throwing the ass and spreading the kitty. I was into it. I was ready to get that ass back to the LDA. As the AA’s second song is closing, though, Faye makes an appearance from the stripper room, the “queer content creator.” She’s a nerdy, bespeckled, cropped hair blonde who looks like a, well, queer content creator. She claimed she just started stripping, and it’s obvious.

Anyway, that’s how I lost out on my chance for a LDA spin with the AA. Last time I was at the Playground, the AA was twerking on another monger’s lap as I was enjoying Poppy a few feet away, and I had liked what I’d seen. It was not to be though. Faye comes over for the sell. The AA takes off after her song is up. So it’s just Faye now. Some bullshit convo ensues. Then the sell comes. She’s trying the sell hard, but it’s not the usual stripper hustle. More of a deer-in-the-headlights lap dance sell. It’s obvious she’s new at this and that’s when she tells me she’s only stripped a couple times before. It’s her turn on stage so the LDA has to wait. Up she goes.

It was ok. Bra slips off. Some small natural top goods. She awkwardly tried to lose the panties. They ended up slipping down just below the ass, before she finished the panty drop. No serious pole work. No spreads. I felt like I was at the kids table of strip clubs. This was amateur hour. I craved the real thing. Joke was on me for coming in this place to begin with. Her second song ends, she slips her panties back on, and we go back to the LDA for two songs. 40 each.