Conan O'Brien did a DNA test and he is 100% Irish. They told him the most Irish looking people in Ireland are maybe 86% Irish. When he asked why that matters he was told that nobody is 100% anything.
Skibum609 did a DNA test and results came back that he is 100% Asshole. I guess the redneck family tree grows straight up with no branches... This helps a lot of things make more sense now. Thanks for sharing!
Word of advice, keep your flame wars to yourself.
Bacon!!