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9 years ago

DS Sex Story Part 2: The Orgasms Begin

After some ass finger fucking, I ask her to please lay on her back. She of course complies. I pause for just a moment to fully take in the amazing picture that lies...

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DS Sex Story Part 1: John Finds a New Orifice

Due to some circumstances that I can't explain here, we haven't seen each other for several weeks. And I've lost DS II. So to say that I was looking forward to this...

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Possibly the greatest DS sex story ever

I hesitate to say that this is definitively our best sexual encounter, although it certainly could be. But there have been so many. I'll leave that ultimate judgment up to the reader. Unfortunately,...

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By far the worst thing about the loss of DS II is that I've lost one that I could fuck bareback without wondering when my dick would fall off. She wasn't much of...

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This woman is very hot. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-3463155/Stella-Maxwell-lets-hang-topless-photoshoot-Malibu.html She has Gingerbread's exact body, with a much prettier face. I say she's a 9. Or a Level 3....

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I think this might be a high mileage dancer

I text a dancer asking for a dinner/sex date, and I mention that I'd love it if she'd suck my dick and rub my balls while I cum like she did for me last...

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One door closes, another one opens up

Have you ever noticed how common it is that when a door closes on some aspect of your life, it very often leads to another door being opened. It's like there's some sort...

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Time to man up and choose

What's the one single physical characteristic about a woman that is most likely to be the biggest turn on for you? It can be anything -- size, shape, color, etc of all or...

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What do men want in a woman?

What do men want in a woman? I think this graphic summarizes it perfectly. http://www.leeq.com/what-men-want-in-a-woman-4012/...

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Strangest Bathroom Troll Ever

At Follies of the southwest He's wearing a light gray pin stripped suit. The suit is too small He has on a red velvet tie with race cars in it. He is wearing an orange bracket that says...

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Yes or No. No middle ground on this one. Either they move your needle to ten or they don't. I ask cause I'm with Lone Wolf and his ten just walked up. ...

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What is the best actual strip club name you've ever seen? I thought Chix on Dix which Ermita just mentioned in a post was a good one. Also good are Great Alaskan Bush Co...

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Creepy old geezers

On our last trip the DS and I went to a bar/nightclub. For some reason, the place was full of almost exclusively old couples in their late 60s, 70s and 80s. They must...

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Does anybody else love a woman who swallows?

Why is it so incredibly hot when a woman swallows my cum? This is hot to me because the act of swallowing speaks to me. It says that I am, for whatever...

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How to truly understand a woman

How to truly understand a woman http://www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/4408547/How+to+truly+understand+a+woman/ ...

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Improve your health and live longer, fuck lots of strippers

Yet another reason to keep doing what I do. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-3445042/It-help-prevent-heart-attack-ward-flu-help-live-longer-Expert-reveals-5-ways-SEX-good-health.html...

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Sure am glad I'm not married

Holy shit. I found another one. Listen to these stats. 18 year old college freshman. Barely out of high school, gorgeous, at least 8.5, pushing a 9. Prettier than GingerBread but not...

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Which would you chose (Part 2)

Which would you chose. These are the same choices as my last post, except I have changed one very important fact. #1. A young, gorgeous, 9.5 woman who is fairly inexperienced sexually. You...

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Removing negative reviews

I was discussing tuscl with an experienced club manager recently. He said that if a club pays extra to be a sponsored club (going to the top of the list of clubs in...

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Which would you chose?

Which would you chose: A young, gorgeous, 9.5 woman who is fairly inexperienced sexually. You have to take charge and direct her, but she will work her hardest to please you and do whatever...

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How to fuck your favorite stripper

Have you noticed the rotating ad banner on tuscl which sometimes says "how to fuck your favorite stripper ... Learn it before it gets banned." Obviously "band" is misspelled which is embarrassing in and of...

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First Visit to a Black Dive

After I finished with my girl at the meet-up, Papi and Rech decided that they wanted to leave Tootsies and go to a black dive club. This was fine with me since going...

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Would you have fucked her?

You don't wanna fuck me You wanna fuck some dead presidents. How true. How's incredible. I had a MILF want to fuck me for valentines. Huge tits but ugly old face. Her on line...

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Paying a dancer to leave another customer

Hans you ever offered a dancer money if she would leave her current customer and come sit with you? At the meetup, I asked Rech whether a dancer on stage was hot. My...

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If you haven't been you really need to. This is one of the places where the DS poses for topless beach photos. She loves the place as much as I do. Today...

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Scariest car ride of my life

The Tootsies parking lot is the size of the average mall parking lot. I'm riding to a black dive with a certain Tuscl member. I won't mention his name but it rhymes...

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What You Missed Because You Did Not Attend the Miami Meetup Tonight

Stories to Follow. 1. Hannah Banana 2. The Greatest Act of Kindness I Have Ever Witnessed from a TUSCL Member 3. My First Visit to a Black Dive 4. The Scariest Car Ride of...

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Rech is high. He has his arm around clubber. His other hand is on 25's knee. Oh yeah, they have strippers too....

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To Hot Stuff 69

Rech just showed up. Good joke. However, I will get even....

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I'm saving $512 this week.

That's almost the equivalent of two DS kisses and a hug! http://www.cnbc.com/2016/02/10/whats-the-price-of-your-love-around-500.html...

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In the moment before I ejaculate I almost always feel a deep and passionate love for the woman I'm in. This overwhelming feeling of love is particularly strong if I'm fucking her...

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Question about getting sex from civilian MILFs

A few nights ago I'm at dinner with free girl. I look over at her and say "I want to fuck you ten different ways." 15 minutes later we are in the...

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Super Bowl ad that we weren't allowed to see

http://www.buzzfeed.com/keelyflaherty/ben-stiller-wore-lip-gloss-and-made-a-female-viagra-commerci?utm_term=.huyw3pEBZ4#.huyw3pEBZ4...

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Miami meetup Reminder (in case you've been hiding under a rock)

In case you somehow missed it, the meetup is this weekend. Yes it's so big it's in two parts. This Friday and Saturday. Starting at 6 pm at Tootsies. PM me...

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An Unexpected Result from 20 Years of Strip Clubbing

I’m really not trying to brag. Because this happened without me even being consciously aware of it. But it has become immediately and abundantly clear in on line dating. It’s so...

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A draft excerpt from My Life with Strippers

I'm writing a book that has the working title My Life With Strippers. You guys are blessed (or cursed if you prefer) by functioning as a sounding board for the stories. This...

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People are idiots

Criticizing the funniest super bowl ad. Let's just get it over with and ban humor cause some jack ass somewhere will always be offended. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3436627/Viewers-slam-disturbing-winner-Doritos-Super-Bowl-ad.html ...

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Stripper Fuck Buddies

Free girl and I are sexting. Details of sex acts, pictures, etc. This is entirely free. She set up another date. She genuinely wants to fuck me. And refuses to...

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Denver doesn't have a prayer....

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On the porn production set

Damn it's a slow morning. Are you losers all at church? Here's another recent development from my life with strippers to try to wake people up. Dancer friend, a good regular, tells me...

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Blow job preference

When receiving a blow job, do you like it if the girl jerks off the bottom half of your dick with her hand while sucking the top half and letting you cum in her...

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Dancer ethical dilemma

What are the ethical standards that govern this situation? Dancer A comes up to sit with random customer. She hangs with him for three songs. He doesn't buy her a drink. They...

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I've now seen it. Female PLs that are just as bad as some of you. Maybe worse. They say they love me by the third message. They give me their phone number by...

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It fits. Wearing a tshirt with gravy stains Living in his mom's basement Advocates rape of women http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3432531/Pictured-pick-artist-center-international-pro-rape-storm-t-shirt-shorts-door-mother-s-home-lives-basement.html ...

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On Line Dating Names

Here are the worst user names that I've seen so far for women in online dating. These look entirely legit. In other words, these were not intended as jokes. Ho5284 (from her write...

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Dream Civies Are Real

Holy shit. I found one. They are not unicorns. Gorgeous face. Blond beauty. Kissable lips. Magic smile. Sexy poses. Alluring clothes, they show more than most women on Match but...

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Here is the final, official, complete and total word on the Miami meetup. This will not change. Unless one of you says something that makes me change it again. I'm moving the official...

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How to avoid a DUI

I do this every time I drive if I have been smoking weed. It works equally well for alcohol. I just did this last night after my porn production was completed...

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