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Dream Civies Are Real

JohnSmith69

layin low but staying high

Holy shit. I found one. They are not unicorns.

Gorgeous face. Blond beauty. Kissable lips. Magic smile.

Sexy poses. Alluring clothes, they show more than most women on Match but not nearly to the point of being slutty. It's like she's so beautiful that she can't help but show more than most women her age. Cleavage pics galore (those are her best asset) but they are not blatant. It's not like she's showing off her tits. It's like they are so gloriously wonderful that she can't be in a picture without them taking over the shot. I bet her nipples are huge. Seriously this is exactly how I felt when the DS first walked up on stage. I want this MILF badly. It's frustrating to not be able to just hand her a big stack of 100s and then do whatever I want. The fact that she's not blatantly for sale makes her all the hotter. You've got to hunt her down.

Slender build. Not quite a spinner but almost skinny.

And get this. Huge tits. D cups I'd bet. OK maybe its a padded bra but at least nice ripe Cs. Can't know for sure obviously but they have a very natural covered look. I have a sense for these things. Please don't let them be fake. She is obviously very proud of her girls. She's kind of slightly looking down at them in a couple of the pictures admiring how she has been blessed.

She's gorgeous. Seriously, I would pay a DS price to have her for a night. But she doesn't charge money. At least not up front.

Get this. 50 years old! I would have guessed 38. And there's more, she's looking for men aged 50 - 55. John is 50 - 55. I have a chance at this one. But do I make enough money for a dream civie? I'm not sure if a DC costs more of less than a DS.

How many 50 year old women have you seen that you'd rate as a 9.5. 1 in 1,000,000. They exist, but still what are the odds of me finding an available one near me?

Her profile shows lots of stuff that we have in common. She's like DS II in 28 years.

Yeah I know what if the pictures are 20 years old. But it's not like that. Her profile has stuff about integrity and honesty in it. You don't say that if you are deceptive. And if you study her pics real close like I did, especially if you're high and jerking off at the time, you can see an old face inside there. It's like an old face inside a young gorgeous face. Maybe she had a face lift of something, I don't know, but she's a gorgeous older women who has aged incredibly well.

OK. So I just wrote this chick the most incredible message ever. Romance galore but all very very subtle. Tied myself to lots of stuff in her profile, and it was easy cause I was telling the truth. I flirted but not nearly enough to be creepy. I explained the incredible connection that I feel to her already but I managed to say that (I hope) without the slightest hint of being creepy or stalkerish. It may be my best message ever.

Please pray that the strip club gods show me favor in this endeavor. I need them now like never before.

Damn. Dream Civies are Real. Who would have thought? Rech was right all along.

By the way, I really appreciate being able to share this shit on tuscl. Cause I can't share it anywhere else, and you guys understand how fucking hot this is.

If she doesn't respond to my message I may stalk her.