Here are the worst user names that I've seen so far for women in online dating.
These look entirely legit. In other words, these were not intended as jokes.
Ho5284 (from her write up I think this was supposed to be a Christmas reference, either that or she charges $52.84 per hour)
WayofLove (hot 39 year old but too damaged to even fuck)
Naptime (pictures seem to be taken right after she woke up)
Geekette
QWERT
Girl (yep, a lot of thought went into this one)
LonelyInKville (ugly in Kville too)
LLC (another lawyer?)
PaintDiva
CowGirl (she lives on a farm apparently but is also very overweight)
AdmiredLonely
HVGirl (who reads this and doesn't add an "i" with their mind. I took a screen capture of this one)
BabyLady (this baby was 64 years old)
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I hope you didn't use "johnsmith69" as your username over there.
I'm trying to think, what would be a good username for you? Something that would convey "hey I usually like to fuck 20 year olds, but I'm trying to save a little money here because you're still hot and will fuck me for free and I need someone to bring to an occasional family function now and then that won't make my ex-wife shoot me if I show up with you."
I'm DaMoneyMan
that would explain all the messages you're getting then!
Appropriate
Yeah. If that's your user name, then thats one of the reasons you are getting your inbox flooded...
Try CashForDaddyIssues
TheStrongArm
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