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9 years ago

First the penis jacket, and now this

I may have to start watching the news http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3491154/Wardrobe-department-one-job-Newsreader-s-blouse-creates-unfortunate-illusion-viewers-joking-chest-pockets-look-like-drawn-breasts.html ...

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Announcement regarding DS III Candidate

If you follow the soap opera, not that 18 is DS III. It's undeniable. What makes her a DS? Incredibly beautiful 18 yo youthful face and body The perfect balance between petite and thick....

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What is she hiding?

So I have a lot to hide from the MILFS I'm dating. But I just realized that maybe they have a lot to hide too. The latest 50 yo object of my...

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18 X 2 = paradise

I usually avoid getting dances from two girls at once. But one of my favs and a friend recently convinced me to try it. It was great. The two girls were heavily into...

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Answers to strip club trivia questions

1. Drinks come with crackers. Follies 2. Official site of the most recent meet up. Tootsies 3. AKA Follies of the southwest. Hi Liter 4. Portland club with topless waitresses. Casa Diablo. 5....

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Reviewing the same club(s) over and over

Some people review the same 1-3 clubs every few days or weeks over and over again. Predictably such reviews get very repetitive and often devolve into nothing more than a description of the...

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This mornings statement of truth. It is it?

Weed makes all music sound better. I used to have a play list of music for being high, but it's not necessary. It all sounds so much more meaningful. Just play it all...

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2016 Meet Up Ideas

Four potential meet up ideas to consider for the remainder of 2016. Any real interest, if so which? 1. Detroit in the summer. I'll probably do this whether or not there is a...

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How well do you know strip clubs?

Here is a test of how well you know strip clubs. What club do each of these items refer to? Note, the same club may be mentioned more than once. Or...

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Stripper fucking experts

Recent posts have reminded me that many tusclers are masters at fucking strippers. Almost nobody, including the so called pick up artists, get the kind of pussy we get. Most PLs are...

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OTC Logistical problems

I'm having trouble setting up OTC with my new dancer. 18 has no car, and has legal problems borrowing a car. She lives in the boonies so there's no uber, and not much...

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Sugar Baby article

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3486068/Sugar-baby-finds-love-tenth-daddy-gives-1-000-month.html As usual, she says there is no sex. But I'd bet this might be half true. There are probably a lot of desperate old PLs out there who think it's normal to...

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What's your favorite thing that a Stripper has said to you this week?

Go back a month if you can't think of anything this week. For me, two things. 18 while I'm eating her pussy -"God damn, put your dick inside me now." Last nights OTC prospect, in...

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Should I get a girlfriend?

Should I get a girlfriend? That is a serious question. I found a cute 50 yo MILF. Very fuckable, fun, and she's very into me. Two interesting facts. First, she lives about an...

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9 years ago

Never get married

Bet this guy wished he hadn't http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3484447/Romanian-wife-rips-husband-s-testicles-International-Women-s-Day-refused-housework.html ...

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Something I don't understand

How can Follies be so cheap? I know what this shit costs. It costs more than this. I honestly don't understand it....

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What's the worst person you've ever had next to you on an airplane? Mine is right now. An extraordinarily obese Muslim woman wearing enough clothes to survive in the artic. Smells bad, and...

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9 years ago

A Fuckable MILF

In the afternoon I fucked 18. Then I had a date with a new MILF. This one was pretty hot. One of only two truly fuckable ones so far. It's much better...

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Not disappointed after all

Not disappointed after all This is in follow up to my Disappointment thread. I'm too high to provide a link. Sometimes we are too quick to judge strippers as selfish, self entitled, self absorbed bitches. Especially...

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What is the hottest, most cum inducing sex act for you besides fucking her in the pussy? I vote for fucking her in the mouth. Hard, vigorous fucking like in porn videos. She...

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9 years ago

Post Sex Rituals

After a perfect DS GFE, here is wfat we usually do. First, she gets a full body massage. I am very thorough and sensuous. This turns me on massively. Next, we cuddle. I...

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Stopping the Cum

Here's the scenario. Happens all the time. You're inside your DS. Bare back. She's perfect, every sex dream you ever had all rolled to one. You are going to cum....

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9 years ago

The latest soap opera installment Never had such a disappointing OTC date. DS III candidate. Such incredible promise. If she'd played her cards right, I would've ended up spending tens of thousands...

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Another reason to prefer OTC

Another reason to prefer OTC Beyond the reasons usually mentioned, OTC done right (and the experienced ones here know what that means) has virtually 0 legal risk. There is no almost no practical way...

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Political Discourse

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I always tell the truth on tuscl, whether it's likely to be popular or is likely to be despised. Tonight's is likely to be on the despised end of the spectrum. So here's tonight's shocking...

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First, a sex date with the new one. I'm about 80% sure she'll be DS III. So fucking young and hawt. Second, a trip to Follies on Wednesday. I'm bringing tissues. Third, on...

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Pivotal Moments

What moments have been particularly meaningful or pivotal in your strip clubbing life? 3 maximum (cause that's how many I have) For me it was, starting with the most significant: 1. Meeting the DS. My...

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9 years ago

Tonight's High Fact

Or This Morning's High Fact for the old fogeys who have already gone to bed. Truth: It is impossible to get high, listen to Marriage of Figaro (or almost anything else by Mozart), and...

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9 years ago

Have you ever watched soap operas? In college, a bunch of guys in my fraternity used to watch the Guiding Light. It was absurd but we couldn't stop watching. So my life with...

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This is another way to know that you are really very high.

I got lost in the hot tub. Totally lost. Four different times. It was almost as scary as the balloon guns at the Miami black dive. ...

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Dinner date with a MILF compared to a stripper

How having a dinner date with a MILF is different than with a stripper: You don't have to confirm everything repeatedly beforehand, wondering up to the last minute if she will show up. Her breasts are...

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Follies next Wednesday March 9

Next week it looks like my travels will take me to the strip club Mecca of Atlanta. I'll hit Follies Wednesday afternoon March 9, and probably a lower mileage club like Cheetah Wednesday...

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9 years ago

I recently had my first date with a very fuckable MILF. She's the only one that has turned me on somewhat. If she had been a stripper when she was 18, she would've...

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This is how you know that you're really really high

The stick figures at the top of the tuscl page where a faceless woman in black (I hope its a woman) is giving a blow job to a faceless man in black .... is one...

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18 and barely legal

I really don't want to get into an argument with Nina. I really don't. But Nina you should understand this. The weed says that I must share this. So I...

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9 years ago

Have you ever faked an orgasm? I never have but apparently some guys do. http://www.buzzfeed.com/juliegerstein/18-guys-whove-actually-admitted-to-faking-orgasms?utm_term=.ljGEOK7eD#.npjnR3DX5...

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9 years ago

Do some strippers make you harder than others?

I was just with a certain redhead (not the one I'm in love with), and I swear she makes me harder than other strippers. When I'm inside her I feel longer and harder...

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Dancer Communications

There's this dancer that I know. I won't mention her name, but I'm in love with her. She rocks my sexual world like no woman ever has, or likely ever will. ...

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9 years ago

A police force that I could respect and enjoy

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3469193/It-s-not-sexist-fat-chicks-Meet-world-s-PC-police-force-Mexico-young-female-pretty-join.html...

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My System for Regularly Fucking Dream Strippers OTC

Here is my System for Regularly Fucking Dream Strippers OTC. Note at the outset that this system would be worthless with the vast majority of dancers. For most strippers, this system makes...

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My System For Fucking Dream Strippers

Works like a charm. The new 18 year old is all mine. She's excited about being my girlfriend. There will be many, many stories forthcuming I'm sure. And I'll have...

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New Idea (thank you Mary Jane)

Weed gave the little head this idea. The big head agrees, not that he matters. There's this porn video of a young girl engaged in oral penis worship. It never fails to get...

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9 years ago

I'm not going to try to fuck the mid 40s MILF. Rick is right that Id really hurt her if we fuck once and then I dump her. Plus I've got plenty of...

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9 years ago

Tonight is my first date with a potential new DS. She's 18, and she has tremendous potential to please. But there are many unknowns at this point....

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9 years ago

DS Sex Story Part 3: More Orgasms

As I study the body of my ultimate sexual partner, I face a decision. Do I want to pop my ass fucking cherry tonight? The opportunity couldn't be more clear. ...

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To fuck or not to fuck, that is the question

I've invested two dates in a 45 yo MILF. I dated her the first time because she's 10 years younger than me and is a red head. I dated her the second...

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9 years ago

How to not break your penis

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3467073/Stick-missionary-Study-reveals-cowgirl-doggy-style-likely-result-fractured-penis-traditional-position-sex.html...

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Another reason to go bareback

I'd rather have most stds than cancer. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-3466622/World-health-chiefs-warn-cancer-risk-rubber-Chemical-tyres-gloves-babies-dummies-causes-diseases.html...