Possibly the greatest DS sex story ever

22 comments

• san_jose_guy

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  9 years ago

  Ha Ha Ha!
  
  SJG
• JamesSD

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  9 years ago

  I'm happy for you but will need to read the full report
• Papi_Chulo

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  9 years ago

  This better be good when you are doing a pre-thread to the actual thread
  
  :)
  
• warhawks

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  9 years ago

  
  Fuck that faggity fuck chess boy!!!! lol. ;)
• ATACdawg

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  9 years ago

  Don't keep us in suspense, JS! Did she say yes when you asked her to marry you? ;-D
• Papi_Chulo

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  9 years ago

  Where? When? Who?
• Corvus

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  9 years ago

  Ok, I'll do it myself since chessmaster hasn't chimed in yet: you faggoty liar.....
  
  Looking forward to reading your story John. Sounds epic. And it better be!
  
  
• shailynn

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  9 years ago

  Would you post your fake story already faggot, or are you such a pussy that you need Heck to write it for you?
  
  (Is that good enough slamming?)
• JohnSmith69

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  9 years ago

  It'll be this afternoon or evening. I do actually have a real job.
• shailynn

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  9 years ago

  My dear friend - sending dick pics to MILFs on match.com is not a real job.
• shadowcat

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  9 years ago

  No rush. I already tool my daily shit. So i don't need anything to read.
• Subraman

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  9 years ago

  This thread could have been entitled: "How to keep a bunch of retards in suspense"
• chessmaster

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  9 years ago

  Can't wait for more tales from faggotland! Will this story include skinny red head dream strippers? Next episode on dream stripper sex: tales of the faggot!
• RandomMember

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  9 years ago

  "Possibly the greatest DS sex story ever"
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  Riveting subject, I'm sure -- but I'm more interested in the "do you change your own car oil" thread.
• Dominic77

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  9 years ago

  False advertising!
• twentyfive

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  9 years ago

  Starring Carleton Heston as Moses and a cast of thousands in technicolor and directed by Cecil B. Demille coming to a theater near you soon.
• JohnSmith69

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  9 years ago

  Well since sc has already taken a shit, and it's fun to keep retards in suspense, maybe I'll hold off until tomorrow.
  
  Chess, congrats on composing entire sentences. I know that must have been a challenge for you.
• Corvus

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  9 years ago

  Hell, John, I'm still waiting for your review from the recent trip to HiLiter.
• dtek

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  9 years ago

  Penetration of her ass and five orgasms, only one of them the guy's. Sound's like last Sunday night at my house.
  
  Did you play that game where you tell her she can't cum until you count down (ssssllllllooooowwwwlllllyyyy) from 10 while you're stimulating her so hard she can barely stand it?
• san_jose_guy

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  9 years ago

  So how many copies have you pre-sold?
  
  SJG
  
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  Notice, door is on wrong side.
  
  Anyway, for a strip club parking lot you really need a small motorhome. Unless you can just get your trailer in there and keep it there. :)
  
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• seaboardrr

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  9 years ago

  "penetration of her ass and five orgasms"
  
  That sounds about right. They make a male strap-on so you can DP her too. Fuck her ass with the strap on fucking her pussy or vice versa. No matter what anyone says it's an amazing thing. Add in the liberator wedge for the perfect angle and 2 hours later y'all won't be able to move.
• dtek

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  9 years ago

  @SJG
  Pictures exist. Stills, not video. Yes, she knows about them (and wants copies). No, I will not post them.
  
  @Seaboardrr
  DP was via a butt plug. I pressed a vibrator against the jeweled end of the plug while fucking her. After the countdown orgasms she really wasn't able to move for a while.
  
  @JS69
  Hope I haven't stolen the thunder from your Greatest DS Sex Story Ever. ;)