Possibly the greatest DS sex story ever

Ha Ha Ha!

SJG

I'm happy for you but will need to read the full report

This better be good when you are doing a pre-thread to the actual thread

:)

Fuck that faggity fuck chess boy!!!! lol. ;)

Don't keep us in suspense, JS! Did she say yes when you asked her to marry you? ;-D

Where? When? Who?

Ok, I'll do it myself since chessmaster hasn't chimed in yet: you faggoty liar.....

Looking forward to reading your story John. Sounds epic. And it better be!

Would you post your fake story already faggot, or are you such a pussy that you need Heck to write it for you?

(Is that good enough slamming?)

It'll be this afternoon or evening. I do actually have a real job.

My dear friend - sending dick pics to MILFs on match.com is not a real job.

No rush. I already tool my daily shit. So i don't need anything to read.

This thread could have been entitled: "How to keep a bunch of retards in suspense"

Can't wait for more tales from faggotland! Will this story include skinny red head dream strippers? Next episode on dream stripper sex: tales of the faggot!

"Possibly the greatest DS sex story ever"

Riveting subject, I'm sure -- but I'm more interested in the "do you change your own car oil" thread.

False advertising!

Starring Carleton Heston as Moses and a cast of thousands in technicolor and directed by Cecil B. Demille coming to a theater near you soon.

Well since sc has already taken a shit, and it's fun to keep retards in suspense, maybe I'll hold off until tomorrow.

Chess, congrats on composing entire sentences. I know that must have been a challenge for you.

Hell, John, I'm still waiting for your review from the recent trip to HiLiter.

Penetration of her ass and five orgasms, only one of them the guy's. Sound's like last Sunday night at my house.

Did you play that game where you tell her she can't cum until you count down (ssssllllllooooowwwwlllllyyyy) from 10 while you're stimulating her so hard she can barely stand it?

So how many copies have you pre-sold?

SJG

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Notice, door is on wrong side.

Anyway, for a strip club parking lot you really need a small motorhome. Unless you can just get your trailer in there and keep it there. :)

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"penetration of her ass and five orgasms"

That sounds about right. They make a male strap-on so you can DP her too. Fuck her ass with the strap on fucking her pussy or vice versa. No matter what anyone says it's an amazing thing. Add in the liberator wedge for the perfect angle and 2 hours later y'all won't be able to move.

@SJG Pictures exist. Stills, not video. Yes, she knows about them (and wants copies). No, I will not post them.

@Seaboardrr DP was via a butt plug. I pressed a vibrator against the jeweled end of the plug while fucking her. After the countdown orgasms she really wasn't able to move for a while.

@JS69 Hope I haven't stolen the thunder from your Greatest DS Sex Story Ever. ;)