Articles - 2013

I was in one of my usual clubs last month when a young lady approached me and started a conversation. She eventually asked me a question that I hadn't been asked before. "What attracts you to a particular dancer?" I gave her a half-assed answer, but since then I've been thinking about it and have put together…

A while back I did some articles on club design and management with a designing a sample club to illustrate the points. Those articles actually resulted in a couple of actual and would-be club owners asking me for advice. In those articles the only challenge I gave myself was designing the best club possible under the fairly typical limits of…

I've had my fair share of experiences of lap dances throughout my life.. and there is a common trend usually with all the strippers. The ones that are average looking (5 to 7 in a 10 point scale) usually give exceptional service.. which includes high mileage and I will be extremely satisfied with my lap dance...nd the ones who…

The Blue Angel (1930 – remade 1959) directed by Josef von Sternberg A professor falls in love with the beautiful Lola-Lola at the night club. He fritters away his savings on her and is forced to take a position as a clown in Lola's cabaret to pay the bills. His growing insecurities about Lola's profession as a "shared woman" eventually consume him…

I realize this article is going to make me the ultimate terrorist of fantasy, but I refuse to let any more of you make an ass out of yourselves at strip clubs. Several articles have undertaken the task of explaining why guys feel drawn to the strip club experience: naked chicks, unknown naked chicks, unknown naked chicks who will show interest…

After reading several articles on how to get the best bang for your buck at a strip club, I feel compelled to add my two cents. In my many years of visiting strip clubs In New England and NY, I have made an observation that payed off in a big way for me. The Day Girls are more fun…

This happened quite a few years ago, before we had our kids. By this time in our lives, we'd been together for about five years, and we'd come to terms with our "perversity". She liked to be hurt, abused and humiliated, and I liked to hurt, abuse and humiliate her. It worked out nicely, in my opinion.…

I am by no means an expert of strip clubs but after a few trips now I feel there are some things first timers should know before they enter their first club. 1. Be prepared with cash. The majority of clubs if not all require cash at the door and obviously the ladies take only cash :-)…

This is my personal list of things that will make me mad for the rest of the night in Strip Clubs. I know that these may not bother everyone, but I know a couple of these will bother some of you. In no particular order. 1. Pushy Waitresses- I understand that its your job to ask about drinks, so you can…

Over the past few years I have gotten to know two strippers very well. We have met OTC on many occasions and have shared details of our lives. My ATF is 27, the mother of a 7 year old (who is being raised by his grandmother) and the "baby daddy" has been in and out of the penal…

I have just returned from a memorable vacation in Hawaii with a dancer from Toronto. Back at work in an exceedingly mellow mood I have been looking back in fondness and humour at some of the memorable ladies that I have encountered in my short time in this hobby. I entered the hobby late in my life; my early 60s during…

I first stepped into a strip club in 1985 when a friend and I made a stop shortly before his wedding. It was exciting to see the nearly nude girls walking around and dancing on 3 stages. However, it was expensive, the dancers wore pasties and you could not touch the girls at all. No lap dances…

Play Something Dancy (2012) by Dee Simon Stories of debauchery from a San Francisco strip club DJ. It's fairly well written. It confirms most of what you suspected about DJs -- drug addicts / drug dealers, will have sex with anything with a pulse, and then thinks that you are one who's the pathetic loser, etc, etc. This book did nothing to…

I am an entertainer and know that there are certain things a guy can do that will make you want to go the extra mile and things that will make you refuse another dance no matter how slow the night is. I realize not everyone has the same idea of what makes the best dance or best time at…

There are lots of things to love and hate about this job,but what i think makes me the most unsettled, is when someone i meet at work has a very extreme mentality about this industry or a particular dancer,whether they are too aggressive or unbearably friendly or forward (which is another form of aggression), they throw me right off for…

Most customers have the same questions; these answers only pertain to my personal feelings and experiences, every gal is different :) So in no particular order (they don't tend to come in any particular order): Have you ever done it with another girl? Kissing, cuddling, fondling, sure! Why not, we got all the pretty parts! :) But I only ever went down…

Let me start this out by saying a couple things: 1) I am NOT "holier than thou" by any means. Read my reviews, my discussions, articles, etc... 2) A part of me doesnt want to see Police take action. I know many of you don't as well. God I cant imagine the embarrassment and fear associated with being a…

Dancing as a career has its perks but there can also be some downsides to the industry that can break you if you allow. Make sure that you keep things going smoothly by taking care of your most important asset = YOU Here are a few tips on keeping sane while dancing: 1. Take up a passion or hobby - do something…

It was the summer of 1961. 4 of us right out of high school piled into my '49 Chevy and drove down to TJ. No interstates back then. It was a 3 hour drive down US101 through a dozen little beach towns. We crossed the border and drove right into TJ. We gave no thought to the dangers of driving…

These are tips and tricks to using this web site. The web site occassionally gets upgraded based upon a number of our suggestions so everything is subject to change. These are in random order. 1. Reviews of strip clubs. When you first click on this tab you may see several reviews posted today and a lot of text underneath each. Most…

Curious Dancer Part 1 – Visions of Ecstasy As she danced on the brightly lit stage he sat at a small table nearby, mesmerized by the way she moved. The way she danced reminded him of smoke, rising slowly, flowing languidly through the air, real and tangible to the eye but elusive to the touch. She moved slowly and sensuously…

Well, it sure isn't one of those "how to ___ at a club" written by a dancer but a stripping related article by a dancer. This time, touching possible indefinite retirement. I had enjoyed this job so much during the three years I've done it since I left active duty in the military. Despite all the ups and downs…

I decided to start my own story. PART 1 OK, so here's my story. I truly hope everyone that reads this gains some sort of knowledge in preparation for a visit to TJ or can agree with my experiences. I was visiting SD and decided to take a trip down to Tijuana. I did exhaustive studies on where to…

I have over the past 30 years been a dj at 6 different clubs in the GTA and have heard all the gossip about customers from a generation and a half of dancers. The thing that is common in all the complaints about clients is that they fail to show respect to the dancers. Yes the girls take their clothes…

I've been reading some articles and discussions by customers AND dancers about their best and worst strip club experiences...or what they think is good advice for clubbers or good advice for dancers. Well, essentially that "advice" can be summarized into: Club Goers: Give me sex for free and fall in love with me. Dancers: Give me money and respect and…

I am VIP at a Houston area extras club and would like to share some of my experiences. Some are recent and some were in the past. Many of the girls at the club just like to do itc in vip although my ATF P was meeting me otc at that time in addition to itc action in…

Okay...I honestly smile when I read some of the discussions that shout warnings about clubs getting "busted"...its really a joke. Now I know areas differ...from Tijuana where strippers and prostitutes are the same thing...not "kinda the same"...but the SAME. To Detroit...where a stripper that won't at least offer ya head is not gonna make much money...to the mainstream clubs with…

The "Bars" in Zona Norte So as I mentioned in my previous article post, it is VERY important to pop your head in to EVERY bar you can. Find the one you like and stay there. Experiment. We're all different and we all have different taste. I may hate a bar you love. I'll tell you…

One hears about guys having heart attacks or storkes during sex. I've seen the suggestion that 75% of these occur with sex workers. I can't imagine that the 75% figure is anything more than a guess. How could you possibly accurately derive such information even on a sampling basis? Nonetheless, it does make sense that heart attacks…

Single best SC visit of my life Alright first some backdrop, I had recently gone to the club with my normal 300-500 dollar limit and had my normal good time with drinks, table dances, several lap dances, and finally the half hour dance with whichever lady I preferred that night (usually ends in a BJ if I tip good) So I got…

A female coworker of mine was complaining recently; "Why don't men understand how fucking powerful going down on a woman is?" "Huh? What? I think that we understand pretty well about going down on you," I replied. "Then why don't you guys know how to do it RIGHT?" she asked. I offered up a strong argument on behalf of myself and…

Have a conversation and developing rapport with customers is a win-win situation. The customer feel a better connection to the dancer. The dancer gets to know the customer. Conversations, however, can take a turn for the worse if customers ask these types of questions: Is ______ your real name? Do you have a boyfriend? You married? How old are you? What are…

ALABAMA: sex toys are banned -ancient law in Alabama bans men from attempting to seduce "a chaste woman by means of temptation, arts, deception, flattery or a promise of a marriage." ARIZONA: perfectly all right for women to go topless in public, since breasts weren't deemed private parts. CALIFORNIA: illegal for either partner to reach climax before the other during foreplay CONNECTICUT: forbidding any…

Once open I time their was this fat ass named Da juiceman that used to club and never get laid. I mean little boy juicy would spend $500 to $1,000 and never even LDK.....then juice was up one night eating nachos with cheese and surfing the net and I found TUSCL and it took my on my first ITC VIP…

I have been dancing for a year now and have worked at a few different places. After some time I have come to a realization. Yes the economy is not what it used to be so our earnings refelct that. I have learned that all kinds walk through the door each night and I must say it takes all kinds…

It was January of 2010 and I dropped by the club on a Friday nite on my home from where I was working in the Westchase area as a Project Financial Controller for a major oil company (Houston) when I arrived on the SE side about 7:30. I entered the club, showing my card to the sexy door girl…

Sexual fantasies are a normal, healthy, and necessary part of our sexuality. Although considered taboo, sexual fantasies are a way for us to gratify our wishes or conquer intrusive memories of early childhood trauma, according to psychotherapist Brett Kahr. Although fantasies are often kept locked in our memories, studies have found that women have recurrent sexual fantasies that are common among…

TUSCL is great for looking up a club. But the individual reviews don't give you the big picture. Some places don't have a big picture. Excepting COI, L.A. is pretty devoid of a storyline. But Seattle has a story. Years ago Seattle had a scene more exciting than Portlands. That was Frank Colacurcio Sr.'s doing.…

I know that some of this has been hashed out on here before but a recent business trip gave me the opportunity to compare several contenders in the field of dining known as breastaurants. I have also added another large chain as a kind of control and comparison . First up is the Tilted Kilt. It is a Celtic…

I like having favorites at my regular clubs, which are primarily the HiLiter and Bourbon Street in Phoenix. The thrill of the hunt for new talent is still there, but I enjoy going in and spending time with my regular favorites and getting to know them over time. I think familiarity also builds trust which makes LDs seem more…

Las Vegas is a top destination for strip clubs. They not be the best clubs in the world but they're huge and are filled with hundreds of mostly naked women. The clubs and the strippers are experts at getting all your money. But Vegas has much more happening, 24 hours a day, and gambling is at the top of the…

You know what grinds my gears? 'What is a girl like you doing in a place like this?' A place like what? This club? Really because you're in here with me too. A girl like what? So in the 2 mins we've sat together, you know what kind of girl I am. So you know my whole life story and you're saying I work…

Ashley was the kind of girl who had a tattoo of her first name sprawled across her lower back. Joel mused on the practicality of the tattoo before judging her as a human being. Given her profession, perhaps she got tired of needing to constantly remind her suitors of her name, and rather than exert the energy of leaning uncomfortably close…

Earlier this week on the way to my office to suppress some of the boredom of the 50 minute drive, I began thinking how I wanted to incorporate into my hobbyist spreadsheet some of the best ITC fucks of all time I have had. While I have done more than a whole shift of girls itc (some many times)…

When one of my newer regular dancers offered to me OTC, I jumped at the chance. Let me start off by saying I was not looking for sex – just high mileage intimate time together without a “stop watch” or video cameras. I had been seeing the girl at the club for about a month. She was a 31 year old…

So, let's assume for a moment that we live in some sort of fantasy world where any of this is even remotely possible. What exactly would it take to "ban and confiscate all guns"? First, let's talk about the United States, which has that pesky Constitution to deal with. It *is* possible, technically, to repeal any Amendment to the…

Technology is moving forward at the speed of light, no doubt about it. With all the gadgets and gizmos that one can purchase for either business or pleasure (no I don't mean vibrators) in terms of phones or computers; it can make it somewhat distracting just keeping an eye on things while at a strip club. This is a recent phenomenon…

I have reviewed many of the clubs down in Tijuana numerous times, The Hong Kong Club and Adelita's bar being the 2 places I frequent the most. I don't often go to clubs in my home town as I live in Las Vegas and the clubs here are well known to fleece a man of all his cash and leave…

A recent stop in Toronto before returning to my Alberta home base gave me the opportunity to spend some time with my Toronto sweetie. A brief retelling of my history with Toronto sweetie before I tell this latest story. Sweetie is a dancer at one of the Toronto area's UHM clubs, a club in one of Toronto's northern suburbs. I…

It is said that strip clubs are a world onto themselves. They are often thought of as something of a taboo, almost like a niche sub-culture that everyone knows about, but few openly discuss. And yet, they are a staple of the American sex industry, aside from the usual connotations of bachelor parties and expense accounts. Customers and dancers from…

I don't frequent strip clubs. It's something I'll do for a friend's bachelor party or if a buddy of mine has a milestone birthday, but generally speaking it's not my thing. It's just so hard to get over the fact that virtually nothing the girls say to you is remotely truthful. Sure, you may get honest tidbits here and there,…

As an entertainer on quite a few different levels I've always really admired exotic dancers and I've always wanted to try it myself. Afterall my Mother danced for years and now my sister does as well. I've been entertaining the idea of being entertainer for years and years and now I'm at a point in my life where if I don't…

When I first began to visit "gentlemen" clubs, I couldn't see what the fuss was about. Sure, it was nice to see some naked women I'd never seen before, but it seemed more like a case of "selling the sizzle, not the steak." Dancers rarely approached me and if they did sit and chat for awhile and then offered a…

Squirting. I've heard it mentioned before on TUSCL with regard to certain dancers. I had actually never experienced a squirter until about two weeks ago (mid-September 2013). I was at a black dive down here in Miami on a late weekday afternoon in which the dancers seemed to outnumber the customers and the mileage was high. I had…

In the last year, I have gotten phone numbers from 3 entertainers. As I know a lot more about each of them, I thought I would share some insight into what makes these girls tick. Girl 1 is married with a seven year old daughter. I'm pretty sure she wasn't married when she gave me her number. She…

Approximately four years ago I was driving home at night from the airport and desperately needed a bathroom stop. The idea of Maker's Mark on the rocks sounded appealing as well. The exit ahead was for a small city where I had lived 35 years earlier and I knew of a strip club which would be open as…

I was in Zona Norte, Tijuana (TJ), Mexico a few weeks ago (Oct 19th, 2013) and feel compelled to write this report and provide mongers, hobbyists, purveyors and otherwise horny deviants my insights so as to possibly contribute to their future enjoyment / success. It was my first time to TJ as an adult (but not my first time to…

It was an indubitably beautiful November afternoon when I made the decision to get a massage. My hamstrings were throbbing and my right arm was beat up from one too many armbars. I thought to myself, Slick, if you don't do something quick, then you're gonna be in worse shape later on this week and won't…

As promised, I returned to the HK Club in Tijuana (TJ) this past weekend and am happy to report my experiences. I drove up through Northern Mexico, crossed over in Mexicali, continued on to San Diego by car, parked on the American side and then walked across into TJ with an overnight duffle bag. I arrived at about 8pm on…

I discovered both the Liquid Lapdance product & the TUSCL discussion board last week while I was surfing the internet. I was inspired by the honest, detailed, and funny posts by the members of TUSCL to write an article about this new lap dance product. Also, I plan to write some informative reviews in the future about the strip clubs…

Why is prostitution illegal, abortion legal and capital punishment condoned. All politicos have an agenda and usually "liberals" or "left wing groups" want to outlaw or regulate everything to death to control your behavior. The "Right wing conservatives" want to the same thing. Take Rhode Island for example: the ultraliberal governor candidate is looking to regulate the clubs out of business despite…