Camelot

Washington, D.C., DC

Please say it with me... NO LAP DANCES in D.C.!

I was in the club last week when a group of guys pulled up at the table next to me and after getting a round of beers and watching one of the girls dance, one…

Crystal City Restaurant - Gentleman's Club

Arlington, VA

A Fresh Look at a Fixture in Arlington VA

Honestly, it's been several years since I stepped over the threshold and into the Crystal City Restaurant mostly because the clubs here in Northern Virginia are not flesh friendly and extras are rarer than a…

Camelot

Washington, D.C., DC

Still the Pinnacle of the DC Strip Club Scene

Strip clubs, or more specifically dancers, in DC are a lot like the town itself. They operate on the "Look but don't touch, at least not out in the open" principle which can be very…

Curious Dancer Pt 1 - Visions of Ecstasy

Curious Dancer Part 1 – Visions of Ecstasy As she danced on the brightly lit stage he sat at a small table nearby, mesmerized by the way she moved. The way she danced reminded him of smoke, rising slowly, flowing languidly through the air, real and tangible to the eye but elusive to the touch. She moved slowly and sensuously…

That Very First Time

I come from slightly different stock than most.  I was born in San Fran in the sixties to an 18 yo hippie mom and a 25 yo outlaw biker dad.  I grew up in and around Height-Ashbury, the epicenter of the counterculture movement back then, amongst black light posters and prodigious amounts of pot, while hanging out with other bi-products…

Why?

I walked into one of my favorite clubs recently and while my eyes were still adjusting to the darkened interior lighting I heard my name called out and as I turned I was surprised to see one of my favorite dancers hanging on the arm of a coworker of mine. This scenario is stranger than it sounds because he…