Top Ten Things I hate in SCs....
JScrib325
Texas
1. Pushy Waitresses- I understand that its your job to ask about drinks, so you can possibly get tips and all, but if I told you 5 minutes ago that I don't want a drink, what makes you think my mind has changed in the last 5 minutes? If you want a tip, just say so, I may be inclined to give you a dollar to have, after all, I am in a strip club and in a giving mood.
2. Dishonest Dancers- Look, lets be real with ourselves here. I'm here to get a service, you're here to provide that service. Now the definition of this service you are providing could be extremely different from my definition, and there's nothing wrong with that. But just keep it real and tell me. My favorite dancers are the ones that either tell me from jump street "Dance is x amount of $, I don't do this, I don't do that, and I don't do this for any amount of money." I respect that! At least I know up front, and I'll tell you either yes, or no. Girls that tell me "We'll see what happens" or "You won't regret it" and then I get over there and it's nothing impressive will highly piss me off. If I'm paying for VIP with you, I'm expecting some mileage. You don't have to go all out with extras, but to not off any? That's a good way to lose repeat business.
3. Stuck-Up Dancers- As a person, we all want various levels of respect, and dancers are no different. And I think that respect will get you a lot further with a girl than treating them like shit. That being said, this is a two-way street. If I am respecting you as a person, you should give me that same treatment. As a black person, there's nothing that makes me more upset than the clubs here in TX where a lot of the girls only gravitate towards white boys (whether they have money or not). I don't care what color I am, all of my money is still green with dead Presidents on it, so what does it matter? Or just the girls that don't talk to anyone, and will just walk through the club doing their sets till they get to go home. You made the choice to be a stripper, so why not make as much as you can doing it?
4. Overpriced cover- At some point, you should recognize who and what you are. There is no what that if your club is not top tier, you should charge top tier price. Dallas, Vegas, ATL, and Miami can charge 20,30 or 40 bucks to get in, and people will pay it, because they're appealing to the high rollers. And that's fine and dandy. But if you're not a high roller club, expecting people to pay those exorbitant prices just to get in, and not even beginning to count drinks, tips and dances is insane. Know who you are, you'd be surprised how much more business you can get if you just cut cover a bit.
5. Guys that tie up a strippers time all night- Look, I know that taking a stripper home with you (especially for free) is the American dream. I know that you think that if you can spit your best game to her, she'll go home and give you the ride of your life for free. But at the same time, catch her outside the club. Do that stuff on your own time. Some of us would like to pay for a dance. If you're negotiating price, fine, but that doesn't take a half hour to an hour. Either get the dance or don't, but stop tying up her time forever and a day talking. If you're that sad and lonely that the only person in the world you can get to listen to you is a stripper, then you have more problems than going to the SC can solve.
6. Stripper BFs- Dear sweet baby Jesus, this pisses me off! First of all, you get to see her at home naked for free, so why in the bluest of blue hells do you feel the need to be at work with her too? Don't you have enough? Secondly, do you not trust her to not do anything you wouldn't approve of? If your relationship is so rocky that you have to follow her to work and be there all night to make sure it meets with your approval, you have some serious control issues. Get over yourself. You may end up cheating her out of more money she could've gotten and given to your loser ass later.
7. Rocks- It pisses me off to see these guys in the club that do nothing but pay the cover. The point of a strip club is for both the club and ladies to make money. If you're just sitting there on your wallet and never tip anyone, never drink or do anything else, then WTF are you doing here? That makes no sense to me. Tipping and contact with the stippers and VIP dances are the most fun to me, so why are you just sitting there doing nothing? If your friends dragged you in, then fine, I suppose. That makes sense. But if you came on your own to do nothing but not be at the house, that's just dumb in my opinion.
8. Seeing girls get nothing- I understand only having a certain number of dollars and wanting to make sure that they only go to what you most want to spend them on, but it bothers me seeing the girls that can actually dance not make ANY money. This is probably a by-product of me going on weeknights, but if she can somewhat dance, and is even moderately attractive, I always try to throw her something at least. Seeing a girl dance for no one is just sad.
9. No effort Hot girl- Just because you're in the 9-10 range, doesn't mean you shouldn't try to at least dance somewhat. I understand that you're hot. I understand that with some guys that's all it takes for you to get paid. But you should at least make an attempt to shake it or do some pole tricks or something! Don't just come out and swing with your hand around the pole and your top off and think that's enough. Give your customers something to like.
10. Constant Upsell Girl- C.U.G. Ah, how I hate thee. Constant Upsell Girl is the girl that never stops to enjoy the dance she's doing, and is only concerned about the next money she'll be making. If you tip her, she wants you to make it rain. If you make it rain, she wants you to pay for a mini-lap. If you do that, she wants $25 for a full lap, if she gets $25 for a full lap, she wants $100 for VIP, you pay $100 for VIP, she wants $400 for champagne room. IT NEVER ENDS. Asking is one thing, telling is entirely different. Concentrate on what you're doing right now, and then maybe we can talk about what happens next. Maybe if you give me an awesome dance right now, I'll want more, and you won't have to constantly upsell me.
P.S. One other thing that gets an honorable mention is the girls that hang on you as soon as you walk into the club. Can I at least sit down first? JEEZ!
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2. Dancers who think their ass is made out of gold.
3. Dancers who lie.
4. Dancers who are ugly and expect a tip.
5. Bouncers who keep track of dances and think they're the morals police.
6. Managers who make the "music" too loud, i.e. all of them.
7. Dancers who are constantly up-selling.
8. Customers who tip too much; this just raises expectations among the dancers and thus makes life more difficult for us others.
My specific thoughts are as follows:
1. Pushy Waitresses-
Toughen up a little and just let her know that you will need a while. Why get worked up over a girl who is just doing what she is told to do?
2. Dishonest Dancers-
Then you must get mad almost every time you go to a club. If you do not want to be misled about what can happen in VIP, then you need to be strong enough to press the issue and negotiate the specifics before you go back.
3. Stuck-Up Dancers-
It is a pointless exercise to get worked up over dancers who are just not motivated, for whatever reason(s), to take your money. It happens a lot, for a variety of reasons that we will never understand. You just need to wait for one who DOES want your cash or, if the entire club is bad, move to a different venue.
4. Overpriced cover-
If a cover charge is itself a deterrent to entering a club, then you really need to re-think whether you should be there. And most of the high cover charge clubs in TX are all nude byob, which are a hell of a bargain vs. some place that is charging $10+ per drink
5. Guys that tie up a strippers time all night-
You may not understand what is happening, but just because she is sitting there does not mean that she isn't getting paid. This could be in the form of tips for her time or as a lead-in into a VIP/CR/Skybox (Skybox being a TX thing), etc. If you want her time, become more valuable to her than he is. Otherwise, you will need to suck it up and wait for her or look for other options.
6. Stripper BFs-
Now seeing a stripper's BF in the club won't ruin my whole night, but I agree that it sucks and I do not spend a nickel on any girl who has one ITC that I know about.
7. Rocks-
Why do you care what other guys do? You should worry about yourself. Besides, rocks just make the remaining spending customers more appealing, so their participation is not always a bad thing.
8. Seeing girls get nothing-
It is her job to sell her services. If she cannot do that then maybe she should find a different job. I'm not really sure why you are worrying about what dancers are making.
9. No effort Hot girl-
This is another animal that you will just need to learn to live with. They have existed forever and are not going away anytime soon, though nowadays, with this economy, it is harder for hot girls to get away with that crap. But when it happens, it is a simple matter to find a girl who is more appreciative of your spending.
10. Constant Upsell Girl-
Just say no and then forget about her. Simple.
Thanks for your thoughts!
I actually wrote this about a month ago, but it was just reviewed and published today. I've kinda calmed down about the stuff that has nothing to me. But I guess a lot of my problems come from an inability to say no sometimes. I have too much sympathy for some. As far as some of the others, it still pisses me off, but I'll take the solutions.
You simply have to come another time to get the girl or try another one.
Jscrib, does this really happen to you a lot? ranukam, who is also black, says strippers love black guys.
I'm black too, but I'm not really sure whether strippers have avoided me or not because of that.
The pushy waitresses do annoy me sometimes, they come around every 5 minutes and ask if you want a drink after I already told them that I don't need another drink.
As far as strippers loving black guys, I live in an area where there's not too many black guys so that might help. Also I'm nice and I treat them with respect blah blah blah, that also might help. But yeah like I said before the majority of strippers are in a relationship with a black guy.
Carolynne- you like the brothas??
1. Guys who will just stare at you while you are getting a lap dance. That's one of my pet peeves. I know I should just be happy with the hottie in my lap, but I don't need an audience that I didn't invite.
2. Over-aggressive bouncers. An even bigger pet peeve. Probably don't need too much detail on this one. I've had a bouncer pull at my shorts once to make sure my zipper was up... He even inturrepted my dance to do it! Then he stood behind us the whole two songs shouting at me to "watch my hands." I know they have to protect the girls, but they go way too far sometimes.
3. VIP entrance charges. Why am I paying an extra $20 or $30 just to use the VIP room? Then the club still takes $ from each dance from the dancer after I give her $25 per dance.
On the black/white issue. My best friend is Black, and he has the same issue at times. But then again more often it goes the other way. He gets plenty of girls that approach him just because he is black! But hopefully the girls arent judging before they meet the guys - ie. Give everyone a chance. But if they are ignorant like that, there are still plenty of other chicks who are down. They deserve your $ more anyhow.
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If you look at my profile and my reviews, I live in Wichita Falls (moving at the end of the year, thank God). And its a small town masquerading as a big one. So small town in Texas, I suppose its somewhat to be expected.
And I'm not saying all the girls, but its a couple. They just seem scared or intimidated.
(but your other points are spot on)
I'm one of those guys that tie up a girl all night. Call me a whale if you want. She is FREE to leave anytime she wants but she knows I'm gonna empty my wallet this week, and next week, and the week after...
Strippers may be crazy buy they're not stupid.
2. only happened once to me
3. never been openly stuck up to me, but some you can just tell
4. definately one of my pet peeves
5. absolutley awful
6. only encountered one the entire time i have been going to clubs. nice guy
7. this affects you how?
8. could be their own fault. I see several girls just hanging out not even trying.
9. might have encountered a few of these. cannot remember really
10. again, never encountered this
the only thing you listed that i take issue with is #7, the rocks. How the fuck does this affect you. let them do them. If the club wants to kick them out then its the manager's job. why piss and moan?
I couldn't care less about the race of my customers; money is money. If a dancer is stupid enough to discriminate based on race, it's her loss.
Bathroom attendants... I can take a piss, flush the toilet, turn on the water, and wash and dry my hands on my own. I don't need some old fart in there expecting a tip for turning on the sink for me and handing me a paper towel. I know the johns are kept cleaner this way, but I'm there to tip the dancers and the occasional VIP attendant, not some old dude in the john.
I once saw a rock "recycle" a dollar bill that was on the stage. Now that was very low. That kinda pissed me off, lol.