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My Best Strip Club Visit Ever

Sunday, May 26, 2013 12:00 AM
Single best SC visit of my life Alright first some backdrop, I had recently gone to the club with my normal 300-500 dollar limit and had my normal good time with drinks, table dances, several lap dances, and finally the half hour dance with whichever lady I preferred that night (usually ends in a BJ if I tip good) So I got home and reflected on my good time and thought to myself, "Man I'd like to go in there one night and go all out, be that High Roller." So I did. Granted I spent the next 2 and 1/2 months saving for this one night. I'm 21, single and have a decent paying full time job. So if I clock some serious overtime I can really put it away. Well lucky for me we had just hit busy season in the warehouse so I volunteered every night. NOTE: I don't recommend doing this if you have a family to provide for or are trying to be responsible with your money. I worked my ass off with the one intention of blowing $3000 dollars in the club. Also I prefer going to the strip club alone, I want to see and feel girls, not talk to friends I see all the time. Night Begins: $3000 cash in hand all Benjamin's. Dressed in 200 dollar suit. Time is 10:30pm Friday so fairly busy night. A couple dancers eyeball the suit when I walk in but that's the only out of ordinary attention I get. I walk up to the bar and order a bottle of the 50 dollar champagne.(OK so not ALL out but I normally get beer, and the expensive one is $800 and they never sell any of them.) as I pay for the bottle I ask the bartender if I can get change for some hundred dollar bills. I tell her u want $300 dollars in ones and 500 dollars in 20s flashing my stash of hundos as I count out $800. She pulls out three stacks of wrapped ones and by the time she is done counting out the twenties every dancer within thirty feet is eyeball screwing me and I know I'm in for some fun. I take my money and go find a secluded table to sit at. Somebody must have told the manager about the cash I was carrying because not thirty seconds after I sit down does he come over and introduce himself. He offers me a table at what the club calls the" Elbow room". Good view of the poles and stage and has its own pole for inviting dancers. Security watches your things for you if you want a private or need to pop outside for a cigarette. You normally have to call ahead to reserve it for the night for like $300. Basically it's the "bachelor party" room. However he offered it to me for $125 since no one had reserved tonight. I decided why not and had him take me back there. Before leaving me he told me feel free to go up to the bar and stage if I want to tip the girls dancing my jacket drinks and items would be safe and that if there were any particular girls I liked that I could usually find him by the DJ booth and he would make sure I was their first priority. I did really like two of the girls on stage at the moment so I decided to make it rain. I took one stack of the 100 dollar bills to the stage and motioned for one of them. She came over did her little stage dance/lapdance for my 5 dollar tip when she was done I told her if she and the other girl I liked on stage dance together I would make it rain. Her name was Angel and the others was Belle. Angel told me that her and Belle would love to do a lesbian tease dance on stage if I was game. I was. They started with just lightly touching and dancing into each other and by the time I was done making it rain angel was straddling belle making out nipple sucking it was great. The stage was covered in money not all of it from me. It just got more intense with every bill thrown. Now I needed a cigarette as angel and belle went into the back. Outside smoking a cigarette with about ten other customers talking about what just happened(outside security, and there's always a cop there, so no worries of getting robbed) everybody's thanking me for putting that together and wishing they would do it more often and how I should invite them to the back room and party with them. I told em no thanks and finished my cigarette. When I got back in the manager was waiting by my table to see how I was doing and if there were any girls he could send my way. And that's when I thought of it. The competition. I of course told him Angel and Belle, and two other absolute drive you crazy sexy girls I pointed out to him. I mean these last two girls were the hottest girls in the bar. Their names were Celeste and Kitty. I told him to send them one at a time for private dances and whoever danced the best would earn a VIP with me. The manager laughed and said he would tell them. I tipped him another twenty and ordered more champagne to share with the ladies. He sent both angel and Belle first as Celeste and kitty were both doing lapdances for other customers at the moment. They both were very aggressive and extra attentive to my manhood, all the while whispering how they desperately wanted me to go VIP with them and how I would never forget it. After Belle is done I return to my table to find Celeste in Kitty's lap making out while kitty hand is rubbing under Celeste's bikini. As I pass them to sit tip and watch some more Celeste grabs my crotch and let's out the most heavenly moan as kitty rubs her. Kitty tells me,"we'd like to show you a real lesbian show in the VIP" I immediately caved without getting private dances first. I paid an hour for both totaling $600 just to get them back there. As soon as the door was shut they began having sex. Celeste motions for me to come over. She told me that if I spent another hundred on each that I could have them but if I did two hundred each that it would be unforgettable. I dropped that extra $400 We did so many positions in 45 minutes it was the single most incredible sex I have ever had. We only had 15 minutes left and they both got on their knees so share a BJ. They told me to let them know when I was close that they had a trick for so I could bust on their faces. They shared it like you wouldn't believe all the while staring up at me with those eyes and fingering each other. I could feel it coming on so I told them it was about to happen. Celeste quickly deep throated me and as she was coming back up grabbed the condom tip with her teeth and pulled it straight off. Kitty immediately started jerking me aiming at there faces. When I was done making a mess they licked it all off each other and helped wipe me down with some napkins. I tipped the each another 50. And went out for a smoke. I had approximately 1100 dollars left and it was about 1:00am I got some more privates from a few more girls who caught my eye and I'm quickly recovered hard as a rock again. But my thoughts keep returning to Celeste and I keep looking at her and she keeps winking every time we make eye contact. I know same girl twice but she was great. I had the manager go get her for another hour VIP. By this time I've had a few drinks and start asking for no condom. I know I know not wise but I was drunk. She kept telling me no no no there was no price for that. So I gave up. Now the VIP was scheduled to end at 2:40 so I just started throwing my money at her. Club closes at 3:00. As she starts realizing how much money I'm throwing she leans in and says she will suck me off with no condom and let me bust anywhere on her but no fucking without it. So when I'm ready to stop banging her I took it off. She laid me on the couch and asked if I wanted to 69. As we were I let her know I was about to pop. She pulled me up and started deep throat ing me. I popped in her mouth and she swallowed all of it. At 2:40 I have 125 dollars left. Celeste sat in my lap and helped finish my champagne until it was time to close. Celeste gave me her number said she would meet me OTC anytime. I tipped the DJ doorman and manager so I had $0 and left. Best club visit ever and didn't catch anything from Celeste. Well that was a long story.

18 comments

  • crazyjoe
    11 years ago
    Are you posting this again or are you cutting and pasting
  • gsv
    11 years ago
    With that much money why do not just take a flight to somewhere like Tijuana and fuck like 20 bitches?
  • gsv
    11 years ago
    Also: "Night Begins: $3000 cash in hand all Benjamin's. Dressed in 200 dollar suit." $200 for a suit ? Should invest a bit more and get something nice/custom made. Maybe that will help you get chicks more than spending $3k in a club.
  • SoonerSam
    11 years ago
    Dude, I liked the story. I don't know why these guys feel it necessary to dump on it. I enjoyed it, and if I could justify spending that kinda scratch, I'd do it. And if I had it, of course.
  • gsv
    11 years ago
    i dont understand how it is justified, honestly. sure, glad you had fun, but when you get into the range of $3k you really are not getting value for your money in the usa at all whatsoever.
  • georgmicrodong
    11 years ago
    I'm not gonna fault you for doing what you want; there's a certain attraction to just blowing a giant wad in one night. Did it myself over the course of a weekend once. For future reference though, consider that $3,000 would have bought ten close to "anything goes" sessions with any of a half dozen of the hottest, highest reviewed, most well liked escorts here in Louisville. Depending on where you are, you might even be able to do better than that.
  • metrocard11
    11 years ago
    Wow. For all that bullshit they talk at Brad's Brass Flamingo about it being a "clean" club, there's cameras in the VIP, etc...this just proves that <b>anything</b> goes as long as you have enough fucking ca$h!
  • shadowcat
    11 years ago
    For that kind of money, they should have brought an ash tray to your table.
  • Lone_Wolf
    11 years ago
    Great fucking story assuming it is true. Its your money do whatever you want with it. Sounds like a great time to me.
  • Kimi
    11 years ago
    Why not man. You probably won't forget it for the resf of your life and the sting of spending so much won't stick around. Bank account will recover too.
  • ArchiePitcar
    11 years ago
    Not a bad story for a "once in a lifetime" type experience. The danger is that you keep thinking about it and try to replicate it again and again. Soon you're bankrupt. But I enjoyed the story - don't let the nitpickers bother you.
  • Mistoff
    11 years ago
    I gotta go with the "$200 suit?" I got jeans that cost that much. Little secret. Nip off to Brooks Brothers, drop $1200. Not off the rack get wardrobe collection tailored. Bigger secret? Forget the suit. Get their polo shirts. Or Nordstrom Falconable polos or anything Tommy Bahama. Even meth'd out trailer park tatted up skanky strippers recognize the difference between a well hung expensive casual look and the Sears Dragon polo fit. To play good, you gotta look good. Can't do that in Men's Warehouse.
  • gatorfan
    11 years ago
    About 8 years ago, I was at this hole in the wall strip club (I think the cover was like 5 bucks). There was this guy that was probably 6'4 and weight 250lbs- he kept smacking this one strippers ass every time she walked by. The first time he did it… she jumped about a foot, laughed it off, and kept walking. Every time the girl walked by the guy would smack her ass. By the 4th time she had enough... All of a sudden this 5'3 100lb stripper starts screaming and swearing like crazy. She bends over, takes off her stiletto, and chucked at the dude. It hit the guy in his arm and his drink went all over him. She got all in his face screaming and yelling to the point everyone was looking at them including the girl on stage. The bouncer runs over and had to rip the stripper away from the dude. She was fighting against the bouncer that was pulling her away, so she could kick the guy’s ass. This guy was sitting in his chair and he looked like a deer in headlights/about to cry until the bouncer got there. After the bouncer gets there, the dude tried to act all tough- he starts swearing and screaming that he didn’t do anything, saying it was the strippers fault. When the bouncer gets back to the guy he had to practically drag this dude out of the club. They almost make it to the door when all of a sudden you see this same girl come running out of the back room with her other stiletto in her hand; she stops 5 feet from them, throws it at the guy, and hit him in the leg. I almost pissed myself laughing so hard. That's the best I got-
  • Estafador
    11 years ago
    Yeah Brooks Brother is the way to go bro, but that would have crippled your big bonanza blowout. I'm a big and tall man (empahsis on tall) so I know Brooks would get you broski. Anyway, wish I heard amazing stories like this. Hell, I wish I could do just as you did. We need more awesome tastic stories like these. Sorry it took you nearly 3 months to get this going. Still I would have calculated how much tipping you would have done compared to paying for the services. Still glad you had an awesome time. Do you think you'd do it again?
  • indorula
    11 years ago
    flip the ratio go $3000 suit (something Italian) and spend $200 (preferably on top shelf booze) that could work just as well, sorry that $200 suit comment got me
  • spoonie
    11 years ago
    Dear Penthouse forum...
  • Logan2013
    11 years ago
    Dudes...give this man a break on the suit....focus on the rest of this great dream of a story.
  • runnoft
    11 years ago
    I commend this young man for saving up for this fantasy trip instead of feeling he needs instant gratification and uses his charge card to do what he did.
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