Things Strip Club Customers Always Ask
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A catch-all account
So in no particular order (they don't tend to come in any particular order):
Have you ever done it with another girl?
Kissing, cuddling, fondling, sure! Why not, we got all the pretty parts! :) But I only ever went down on a girl once and it tasted like pennies!
What's your favorite sexual position? I bet you like... (for some reason there is always a suggestion here)
Any variation of doggie, but I'm flexible (pun intended).
What's the strangest thing that's ever happened in the club?
Well, I can't say it's all that strange, but it's definitely the strangest thing I've ever done in the club. Once I was paid $300 to slap and choke a customer out repeatedly for about an hour. The hardest part was keeping a straight face!
What's that bruise from?
Probably nothing as bizarre or interesting as you think.
How old are you?
Old! OK, I'm not that old... but I do feel sort of old for this job... I'm 25
How tall are you?
Well...I'm wearing 6.5†shoes so about 6'2''? For the mathematically challenged: 5'8''.
What's your real name?
Who cares!? I have had the same stage name for so long that I sometimes answer to it faster than my "real name". It is what most people I encounter call me. It is the name I prefer you call me. I suppose I understand- wanting to know that other girl, the person I "really" am. And yes, if you are persistent enough without being completely obnoxious or I want you to feel like we are really hitting it off (after all my goal is to offer you a fantasy), I might just tell you my real name- But believe me, it may as well just be another stage name. Entertainers have so many layers (after a while in the business, that is. At first they don't know any better), that a name hardly scratches the surface. It's pointless really. If you ask me, my stage name probably says more about me. My parents gave me that name before they even knew me; I gave myself a stage name before I even knew myself.
How much do you make?
I have worked at a few clubs, some with pasties, some topless, some full contact, some "air dance"; it surprises me that I always make the same. There are good nights and bad nights but between $200 and $400 on a weeknight and between $300 and $600 on a Friday or Saturday is average. I have made as little as $80 on my worst off season night and as much as $3000 on my very best night ever.
How much for OTC?
This is really personal but... I have no idea because nobody has ever offered me enough! In 4 years of entertaining I have never seen a customer outside of the club. I have met a guy or two in the club that I liked and allowed them to take me on (non professional) dates; but those have been pretty isolated cases and I don't make a habit of it. I don't really see anything wrong with girls doing OTC or extra stuff for money; I just never have had the desire or need to do so. It's possible I could make a bit more money but I've never felt like I don't have enough money for things I want in life and to me, it wouldn't be worth the personal or physical risk. Maybe that makes me a tease... but I give a damn good dance!
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Those questions are all spot on. Every guy I meet asks (in this order, very little differences):
What's your name?
What's your real name?
How old are you?
What does your boyfriend or husband think of this job (kid of 2 questions in 1)?
Usually in the course of the conversation I will also get some thing obnoxious like: How many kids? Do any drugs? Don't you want a real job? When are we going out? Etc.
Don't tell these girls anything. They are just trying to gather information to use against us.
Would you even talk to a dancer who calls themselves "Supreme Bitch"?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uai7M4Rpo…
As I think about it, I don't ask the same questions much - other than "how was your day" kind of things for girls I know already.
I have asked how long they've been doing this and if it is what they expected it to be when they started. But, as I club in Detroit, those are really just questions to find out whether or not she does extras. Most of the girls here do.
Madeline Kahn doesn't need no stinking bouncers !!
To OP: What traits seperate a surpreme bitch from an ordinary bitch ?
"I like that girl's pussy. And I like eating that other girl's pussy"
"I wanna sit on your dick. Do you like cowgirl?"
"You should've seen the crazy shit that went down here last night…"
"These shoes are crap. I fell down on stage the other day. See where I got bruised?"
"Can you order me a Jager? I'm not supposed to be seen drinking shots. Being 19 sucks."
"Robyn is my stripper name, but my real name is Angel."
Blah blah blah...
I imagine it feels uncomfortable to be asked these things, especially over and over again – but it is all how one looks at, or chooses to look at, things. Look at this way perhaps – if he was not interested in you to begin with, he may not be asking any questions – look at it as an opportunity to impress him w/ your personality and charm.
Customers get many of the same ole questions every time also – it’s all really kind of a game (or a “fantasy†as dancers often like to put it):
“So what brings you here in tonight?â€
“What do you do for a living?â€
“Are you marriedâ€
“Why is your dick so big?â€
(ok I personally don’t get this one, but …)
But I only asked it asked I had seen her a couple of times and we were texting back and forth when she complained about only making $x on her day shift. I'm surprises I wasn't getting nailed on every one since I'm a naturally curious person.
hope to god these 2 aren't really dancers, but the asian character had me laughing
The only ones I'm might even be remotely interested in are "how old are you" and "what is your real name", but if I've seen the same dancer more than twice, she tells me anyway.
My first reaction to the list is who the fuck would care how tall you are. One can SEE how tall you. But then, later down on the thread I saw several guys that are interested in that.....oops. No offense intended guys. I guess just not interesting to me.
"How old are you?"
"Where'd you go to school?"
"Well now that we know each other a little better, why don't you come over here and make me feel alright!"
As VIP at an extras club, most trips to VIP or CR result in sex. The girl who does not play is rare at this club. Having had a succession of strippers for mistresses over the years, I do not spend more than $40-$60 on girls who do not play.
I get that more time than I'd like.