Things Strip Club Customers Always Ask

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Most customers have the same questions; these answers only pertain to my personal feelings and experiences, every gal is different :)

So in no particular order (they don't tend to come in any particular order):

Have you ever done it with another girl?

Kissing, cuddling, fondling, sure! Why not, we got all the pretty parts! :) But I only ever went down on a girl once and it tasted like pennies!

What's your favorite sexual position? I bet you like... (for some reason there is always a suggestion here)

Any variation of doggie, but I'm flexible (pun intended).

What's the strangest thing that's ever happened in the club?

Well, I can't say it's all that strange, but it's definitely the strangest thing I've ever done in the club. Once I was paid $300 to slap and choke a customer out repeatedly for about an hour. The hardest part was keeping a straight face!

What's that bruise from?

Probably nothing as bizarre or interesting as you think.

How old are you?

Old! OK, I'm not that old... but I do feel sort of old for this job... I'm 25

How tall are you?

Well...I'm wearing 6.5” shoes so about 6'2''? For the mathematically challenged: 5'8''.

What's your real name?

Who cares!? I have had the same stage name for so long that I sometimes answer to it faster than my "real name". It is what most people I encounter call me. It is the name I prefer you call me. I suppose I understand- wanting to know that other girl, the person I "really" am. And yes, if you are persistent enough without being completely obnoxious or I want you to feel like we are really hitting it off (after all my goal is to offer you a fantasy), I might just tell you my real name- But believe me, it may as well just be another stage name. Entertainers have so many layers (after a while in the business, that is. At first they don't know any better), that a name hardly scratches the surface. It's pointless really. If you ask me, my stage name probably says more about me. My parents gave me that name before they even knew me; I gave myself a stage name before I even knew myself.

How much do you make?

I have worked at a few clubs, some with pasties, some topless, some full contact, some "air dance"; it surprises me that I always make the same. There are good nights and bad nights but between $200 and $400 on a weeknight and between $300 and $600 on a Friday or Saturday is average. I have made as little as $80 on my worst off season night and as much as $3000 on my very best night ever.

How much for OTC?

This is really personal but... I have no idea because nobody has ever offered me enough! In 4 years of entertaining I have never seen a customer outside of the club. I have met a guy or two in the club that I liked and allowed them to take me on (non professional) dates; but those have been pretty isolated cases and I don't make a habit of it. I don't really see anything wrong with girls doing OTC or extra stuff for money; I just never have had the desire or need to do so. It's possible I could make a bit more money but I've never felt like I don't have enough money for things I want in life and to me, it wouldn't be worth the personal or physical risk. Maybe that makes me a tease... but I give a damn good dance!

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Michellemarie
12 years ago
@Che: What are some things you normally ask? Just curious.
Those questions are all spot on. Every guy I meet asks (in this order, very little differences):
What's your name?
What's your real name?
How old are you?
What does your boyfriend or husband think of this job (kid of 2 questions in 1)?
Usually in the course of the conversation I will also get some thing obnoxious like: How many kids? Do any drugs? Don't you want a real job? When are we going out? Etc.
Corvus
12 years ago
The only one of those questions I've ever asked a dancer is "how tall are you" and not very often. Can't remember ever asking any of the others.
pabloantonio
12 years ago
Che:

Don't tell these girls anything. They are just trying to gather information to use against us.
Would you even talk to a dancer who calls themselves "Supreme Bitch"?
xxbbzz99
12 years ago
I never asked a question. only enjoy
gawker
12 years ago
It's funny, the first time I met my ATF, we did a LD and she asked my horoscope sign. It was the same as hers and we quickly learned we shared the same birthday ( only 40 years apart). The second time I saw her she told me more than I wanted to know ( 5 yr old son, bf in jail, 17 trips to rehab, etc.) I don't think I asked a question other than "How much?
Hugh_G_Rection
12 years ago
I imagine every showgirl finds us guys predictable after a while:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uai7M4Rpo…
GoVikings
12 years ago
I've never asked any of those questions
Dolfan
12 years ago
I'm kinda surprised those are the top questions. I rarely ask any of them. I've never asked most of them. Like Corvus, how tall are you is probably the most common one I ask. Usually its when the shoes came off and the difference isn't what I expected (not in the 5" range).

As I think about it, I don't ask the same questions much - other than "how was your day" kind of things for girls I know already.
boogieknight369
12 years ago
How old and how tall are the only 2 questions on that list I've asked.

I have asked how long they've been doing this and if it is what they expected it to be when they started. But, as I club in Detroit, those are really just questions to find out whether or not she does extras. Most of the girls here do.
SketchinGuy
12 years ago
I don't ask questions like those unless/until I've seen a dancer a few times. However, I've talked with a dancer,bought one dance & 12 minutes later or so had er tell me more stuff about herself than I want to know. "No, Paige, I did NOT need to hear about the abortion you had when you were 15."
minnow
12 years ago
Hugh G. Rection: Get your frigging feet off the stage !!!!

Madeline Kahn doesn't need no stinking bouncers !!

To OP: What traits seperate a surpreme bitch from an ordinary bitch ?
umissedaspot
12 years ago
I hardly ever ask those questions, because strippers are always giving me the answers first:

"I like that girl's pussy. And I like eating that other girl's pussy"

"I wanna sit on your dick. Do you like cowgirl?"

"You should've seen the crazy shit that went down here last night…"

"These shoes are crap. I fell down on stage the other day. See where I got bruised?"

"Can you order me a Jager? I'm not supposed to be seen drinking shots. Being 19 sucks."

"Robyn is my stripper name, but my real name is Angel."

Blah blah blah...
Alucard
12 years ago
If the info cums up in conversation, fine. I'll listen. Otherwise I don't usually go out of my way to ask.
Papi_Chulo
12 years ago
It is what it is. Often times men and women do not share the same interests or are interested in talking about the same things – plus the SC is not a place to discuss “deep things/issues” – at least not for me.

I imagine it feels uncomfortable to be asked these things, especially over and over again – but it is all how one looks at, or chooses to look at, things. Look at this way perhaps – if he was not interested in you to begin with, he may not be asking any questions – look at it as an opportunity to impress him w/ your personality and charm.

Customers get many of the same ole questions every time also – it’s all really kind of a game (or a “fantasy” as dancers often like to put it):

“So what brings you here in tonight?”

“What do you do for a living?”

“Are you married”

“Why is your dick so big?”
(ok I personally don’t get this one, but …)
lopaw
12 years ago
I don't ask those kinds of questions because honestly I don't care about the answers. The exception might be the "Have you ever done it with another girl? " one. And if she says 'yes' I'll make her prove it.
3LeggedMan
12 years ago
I'll often ask how long they've danced at the club we're in and then where else they've danced. Some times we then swap tales about clubs we've both been to.
goodsouthernboy
12 years ago
I've only asked one of those: how much do you usually make?

But I only asked it asked I had seen her a couple of times and we were texting back and forth when she complained about only making $x on her day shift. I'm surprises I wasn't getting nailed on every one since I'm a naturally curious person.
Corvus
12 years ago
Thanks @lopaw, I now have new questions to ask dancers, followed by "mind if I join you?"
alwaysVIP
12 years ago
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fyjCV7o4c…

hope to god these 2 aren't really dancers, but the asian character had me laughing
motorhead
12 years ago
I've never asked any of those questions either.

The only ones I'm might even be remotely interested in are "how old are you" and "what is your real name", but if I've seen the same dancer more than twice, she tells me anyway.

My first reaction to the list is who the fuck would care how tall you are. One can SEE how tall you. But then, later down on the thread I saw several guys that are interested in that.....oops. No offense intended guys. I guess just not interesting to me.

she_is_covfefe
12 years ago
Gee, thanks for making me feel old! I'm also 25 and I do not think 25 is old to be a dancer. Not even 35 is old!
Dougster
12 years ago
"What's your name?"

"How old are you?"

"Where'd you go to school?"

"Well now that we know each other a little better, why don't you come over here and make me feel alright!"
rell
12 years ago
i maybe would have asked the age question... but usually 9 times out of 10 i asked that question after ive already been asked how old i am
10inches
12 years ago
couple of times I asked a dancer how big her tits were? if they were really, really BIG ...
ilbbaicnl
12 years ago
If I'm conversing with someone with any sort of injury, I would feel I was being rudely indifferent if I didn't ask what happened to cause it. I'm not into S&M at all, not looking to hear any stories like that. Strippers often have good stories of weird stuff that happened to them, but I don't try to pry it out of them. My typical questions are "do you have another job besides dancing?", "are you in school?", "how long have you been dancing?", "have you been at this club a while?", "do you like the management?". If I want a dance, I'll usually ask for that within a minute of the dancer coming by. I hope that if I do what I can to help dancers be in the money zone for as long as possible during their shift, that the will go all the way to their personal limits for me.
crazyjoe
12 years ago
I always ask the dancer if she farts during private dances. If not were good to go
boogieknight369
12 years ago
I Just ask "how much for a bbbj?".
ilbbaicnl
12 years ago
@Joe When they say no, I always tell them I have a miniature methane detector built into my shoe. Them, most of them will say "OK, busted" and walk away.
Player11
12 years ago
I don't ask them a lot of questions except the basics - how long has she danced there, does she play, and other questions which come up in the normal course of conversation.

As VIP at an extras club, most trips to VIP or CR result in sex. The girl who does not play is rare at this club. Having had a succession of strippers for mistresses over the years, I do not spend more than $40-$60 on girls who do not play.
Rivertwice
12 years ago
What is it that when you are about to get an extra the dancer always asks if I'm a cop?
I get that more time than I'd like.
10inches
12 years ago
only one question -- do you suck dick ??
sofaking87
11 years ago
I always want to know if they've done skin movies in the past, lol!
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