Things Strip Club Customers Always Ask

32 comments

• Michellemarie

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  11 years ago

  @Che: What are some things you normally ask? Just curious. Those questions are all spot on. Every guy I meet asks (in this order, very little differences): What's your name? What's your real name? How old are you? What does your boyfriend or husband think of this job (kid of 2 questions in 1)? Usually in the course of the conversation I will also get some thing obnoxious like: How many kids? Do any drugs? Don't you want a real job? When are we going out? Etc.
• Corvus

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  11 years ago

  The only one of those questions I've ever asked a dancer is "how tall are you" and not very often. Can't remember ever asking any of the others.
• pabloantonio

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  11 years ago

  Che: Don't tell these girls anything. They are just trying to gather information to use against us. Would you even talk to a dancer who calls themselves "Supreme Bitch"?
• xxbbzz99

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  11 years ago

  I never asked a question. only enjoy
• gawker

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  11 years ago

  It's funny, the first time I met my ATF, we did a LD and she asked my horoscope sign. It was the same as hers and we quickly learned we shared the same birthday ( only 40 years apart). The second time I saw her she told me more than I wanted to know ( 5 yr old son, bf in jail, 17 trips to rehab, etc.) I don't think I asked a question other than "How much?
• Hugh_G_Rection

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  11 years ago

  I imagine every showgirl finds us guys predictable after a while: [view link]
• GoVikings

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  11 years ago

  I've never asked any of those questions
• Dolfan

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  11 years ago

  I'm kinda surprised those are the top questions. I rarely ask any of them. I've never asked most of them. Like Corvus, how tall are you is probably the most common one I ask. Usually its when the shoes came off and the difference isn't what I expected (not in the 5" range). As I think about it, I don't ask the same questions much - other than "how was your day" kind of things for girls I know already.
• boogieknight369

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  11 years ago

  How old and how tall are the only 2 questions on that list I've asked. I have asked how long they've been doing this and if it is what they expected it to be when they started. But, as I club in Detroit, those are really just questions to find out whether or not she does extras. Most of the girls here do.
• SketchinGuy

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  11 years ago

  I don't ask questions like those unless/until I've seen a dancer a few times. However, I've talked with a dancer,bought one dance & 12 minutes later or so had er tell me more stuff about herself than I want to know. "No, Paige, I did NOT need to hear about the abortion you had when you were 15."
• minnow

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  11 years ago

  Hugh G. Rection: Get your frigging feet off the stage !!!! Madeline Kahn doesn't need no stinking bouncers !! To OP: What traits seperate a surpreme bitch from an ordinary bitch ?
• umissedaspot

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  11 years ago

  I hardly ever ask those questions, because strippers are always giving me the answers first: "I like that girl's pussy. And I like eating that other girl's pussy" "I wanna sit on your dick. Do you like cowgirl?" "You should've seen the crazy shit that went down here last night…" "These shoes are crap. I fell down on stage the other day. See where I got bruised?" "Can you order me a Jager? I'm not supposed to be seen drinking shots. Being 19 sucks." "Robyn is my stripper name, but my real name is Angel." Blah blah blah...
• Alucard

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  11 years ago

  If the info cums up in conversation, fine. I'll listen. Otherwise I don't usually go out of my way to ask.
• Papi_Chulo

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  11 years ago

  It is what it is. Often times men and women do not share the same interests or are interested in talking about the same things – plus the SC is not a place to discuss “deep things/issues” – at least not for me. I imagine it feels uncomfortable to be asked these things, especially over and over again – but it is all how one looks at, or chooses to look at, things. Look at this way perhaps – if he was not interested in you to begin with, he may not be asking any questions – look at it as an opportunity to impress him w/ your personality and charm. Customers get many of the same ole questions every time also – it’s all really kind of a game (or a “fantasy” as dancers often like to put it): “So what brings you here in tonight?” “What do you do for a living?” “Are you married” “Why is your dick so big?” (ok I personally don’t get this one, but …)
• lopaw

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  11 years ago

  I don't ask those kinds of questions because honestly I don't care about the answers. The exception might be the "Have you ever done it with another girl? " one. And if she says 'yes' I'll make her prove it.
• 3LeggedMan

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  11 years ago

  I'll often ask how long they've danced at the club we're in and then where else they've danced. Some times we then swap tales about clubs we've both been to.
• goodsouthernboy

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  11 years ago

  I've only asked one of those: how much do you usually make? But I only asked it asked I had seen her a couple of times and we were texting back and forth when she complained about only making $x on her day shift. I'm surprises I wasn't getting nailed on every one since I'm a naturally curious person.
• Corvus

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  11 years ago

  Thanks @lopaw, I now have new questions to ask dancers, followed by "mind if I join you?"
• alwaysVIP

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  11 years ago

  [view link] hope to god these 2 aren't really dancers, but the asian character had me laughing
• motorhead

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  11 years ago

  I've never asked any of those questions either. The only ones I'm might even be remotely interested in are "how old are you" and "what is your real name", but if I've seen the same dancer more than twice, she tells me anyway. My first reaction to the list is who the fuck would care how tall you are. One can SEE how tall you. But then, later down on the thread I saw several guys that are interested in that.....oops. No offense intended guys. I guess just not interesting to me.
• she_is_covfefe

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  11 years ago

  Gee, thanks for making me feel old! I'm also 25 and I do not think 25 is old to be a dancer. Not even 35 is old!
• Dougster

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  11 years ago

  "What's your name?" "How old are you?" "Where'd you go to school?" "Well now that we know each other a little better, why don't you come over here and make me feel alright!"
• rell

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  11 years ago

  i maybe would have asked the age question... but usually 9 times out of 10 i asked that question after ive already been asked how old i am
• 10inches

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  11 years ago

  couple of times I asked a dancer how big her tits were? if they were really, really BIG ...
• ilbbaicnl

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  11 years ago

  If I'm conversing with someone with any sort of injury, I would feel I was being rudely indifferent if I didn't ask what happened to cause it. I'm not into S&M at all, not looking to hear any stories like that. Strippers often have good stories of weird stuff that happened to them, but I don't try to pry it out of them. My typical questions are "do you have another job besides dancing?", "are you in school?", "how long have you been dancing?", "have you been at this club a while?", "do you like the management?". If I want a dance, I'll usually ask for that within a minute of the dancer coming by. I hope that if I do what I can to help dancers be in the money zone for as long as possible during their shift, that the will go all the way to their personal limits for me.
• crazyjoe

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  11 years ago

  I always ask the dancer if she farts during private dances. If not were good to go
• boogieknight369

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  11 years ago

  I Just ask "how much for a bbbj?".
• ilbbaicnl

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  11 years ago

  @Joe When they say no, I always tell them I have a miniature methane detector built into my shoe. Them, most of them will say "OK, busted" and walk away.
• Player11

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  11 years ago

  I don't ask them a lot of questions except the basics - how long has she danced there, does she play, and other questions which come up in the normal course of conversation. As VIP at an extras club, most trips to VIP or CR result in sex. The girl who does not play is rare at this club. Having had a succession of strippers for mistresses over the years, I do not spend more than $40-$60 on girls who do not play.
• Rivertwice

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  11 years ago

  What is it that when you are about to get an extra the dancer always asks if I'm a cop? I get that more time than I'd like.
• 10inches

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  11 years ago

  only one question -- do you suck dick ??
• sofaking87

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  11 years ago

  I always want to know if they've done skin movies in the past, lol!