The Worst Kind of Strip Club Customers
Tuesday, March 19, 2013 12:00 AM
There are lots of things to love and hate about this job,but what i think makes me the most unsettled, is when someone i meet at work has a very extreme mentality about this industry or a particular dancer,whether they are too aggressive or unbearably friendly or forward (which is another form of aggression), they throw me right off for the next few days!!! Sometimes i confront them about what they say or do,tell them off,other times i just give them a dirty look, walk away immediately and ignore them for the rest of the night.
Ok,let's look at an 'Extraordinary/obnoxiously friendly and social guy'.This one, for me personally, is the worst!!!!! I absolutely loathe them lol. Now,you may think why hate friendly people,but i mean unhealthily friendly.Distinctly, these are extremely difficult to sell dances to, or even get a drink off,thats how annoyingly and weirdly social they are.They see a strip club not as business full of people who are doing their job,but rather as some sort of utopia social heaven, where beautiful women LOVE talking to customers (and live for that!),and in turn customers reward them with asking a string of personal and often denigrating questions,confidently touching or patronisingly complimenting their body,constantly smiling,cracking lame jokes or starting 'big topics'.
They love talking numbers,whether its complaining about how much their drink cost or researching what would each girl do for how much money etc.They need to know dancers real name,age,size,height,how long did she do this job for,whether she does it 7days per week,24hours per day,how much money she makes and how much she needs... They tend to give way too much uncomfortable eye contact or can place themselves too close to a dancer.Typically they are not ugly looking,perhaps on a handsome side of 'very average',dressed and groomed like a 'good guy',maybe even too much so! Just a fine slick social leech! And this is what they want,-to come and entertain themselves for free,they recon the entry fee pays for the 'human circus'.
These guys can have this massive fixed smile,while to themselves thinking of every girl in there as a piece of shit not worth the price of one dance for any amount of her time and attention.I find them extremely damaging and disturbing in a very subtle but powerful way,thanks to god the sterling ones are rare,but i will never be able to delete meeting them from my memory,after 5years in this job i remember every single case! They make the hair on my body raise,they are just the worst! The 'too friendly' guys break up into 3 categories:
1.The Evil ones.The reason they are so friendly is a compensating mechanism,to balance off the amount of crap they have in them.The reason they wont have dances is because they struggle to have chemistry or 'connection' with any girl.Notably,its possible for them to have dances, but only if there's a girl in the club with a heart more rotten and bitchy than theirs! They fit together like a lock and a key.She'd look either very fake or kinda ugly or messy,like a witch or a roadkill.Makes me think 'hey you just made everybody in here feel like they are not attractive enough to even do this job, and then suddenly you have money for this one!'
2.The ones that separate women they are sexually attracted to and those they feel they can talk to very sharply.The sufferers of Freud's 'Madonna-whore complex'. For example,they will buy some dances from some girls without talking to them,but will waste time of completely different girls because they feel they can have a stimulating conversation, but give them nothing! No,actually they like 'paying' them with compliments and stuff like 'a girl like you is not for this job-please stop,money is not everything!','you deserve much better than this','what other jobs can you do?',or 'i really like you and i really hope you do well/do the right thing in your life!',which is disgusting to listen to,after you've seen them spending a small fortune on some 'dumb blonde' dances...
3.The ones that like being social, but are just too selfish and hate giving.Could be because they are a pathetic underachieving 'loser' or overly ambitious greedy and self-centred bastard, that don't like the thrill of being teased and would only pay for sex,if anything.These like to 'entertain' dancers with 'interesting' stuff or facts,like we give a shit! They are 'nice' and will offer you to all of their friends,but their friends are just like them,so they sat on their ass there pointing fingers at each other and grinning like a bunch of clowns!
I believe in US most of the above are called 'total fucking douchebags' lol. Here in England we say 'dickheads'.Now,i reviewed the friendly dickheads for you,the aggressive ones is a whole different story i may tell you some other time.Now I don't know if its the English mentality or what,can anyone tell me if the american friendly douchebags are similar to these,or theres a different outline?? :))
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