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I am by no means an expert of strip clubs but after a few trips now I feel there are some things first timers should know before they enter their first club.

1. Be prepared with cash. The majority of clubs if not all require cash at the door and obviously the ladies take only cash :-) With this said it is best to bring 20s and not 100s because some clubs will only cash you out in their personal club dollars which is fine if you plan on spending all your money there but sucks if you decide to leave and you still have their cash on you that is not going to work anywhere else but there. Most places will have ATM's but might want to get it somewhere else if you do not want the clubs name on your bank statement. Luckily my wife is okay with this but I know some are not.

2. Be ready to tip and do not get over the top at first. A dollar tip for a dance is fine when they come around. If you do this then you are able to view all the girls before you decide who is going to get more of your money and who deserves more of your money.

3. The best looking is not always the best lap dance. Sometimes the ones with the best looks are not very good at dancing and are not good with lap dances. If you go with someone that is less attractive then often times you get the best lap dance of your life and they are ready to please. So sometimes you need to compromise and settle because this will turn out in your favor.

4. Ask the bouncers and doormen questions. They are more than happy to help you understand the way the club works and what the normal pay is because they do not have a care in the tipping of the girls. They often time have good tips on what girls are the better dancers. Tipping them can also help you get even better entail on the girls.

5. Go to the stage. Go up to the stage and put some money on the stage. This will get you a short brief close up view of the girls and will allow you to see some of their moves up close. This will help you get a better understanding of who you want to spend your money on.

6. Spend more money on girls than drinks and your night will be better.

Well this is all I have for now and even though I don't have a huge amount of knowledge on clubs I feel these are some great starts to understanding strip clubs and getting the most out of your first experience.