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Strip Club First Timers

Thursday, February 7, 2013 12:00 AM
I am by no means an expert of strip clubs but after a few trips now I feel there are some things first timers should know before they enter their first club. 1. Be prepared with cash. The majority of clubs if not all require cash at the door and obviously the ladies take only cash :-) With this said it is best to bring 20s and not 100s because some clubs will only cash you out in their personal club dollars which is fine if you plan on spending all your money there but sucks if you decide to leave and you still have their cash on you that is not going to work anywhere else but there. Most places will have ATM's but might want to get it somewhere else if you do not want the clubs name on your bank statement. Luckily my wife is okay with this but I know some are not. 2. Be ready to tip and do not get over the top at first. A dollar tip for a dance is fine when they come around. If you do this then you are able to view all the girls before you decide who is going to get more of your money and who deserves more of your money. 3. The best looking is not always the best lap dance. Sometimes the ones with the best looks are not very good at dancing and are not good with lap dances. If you go with someone that is less attractive then often times you get the best lap dance of your life and they are ready to please. So sometimes you need to compromise and settle because this will turn out in your favor. 4. Ask the bouncers and doormen questions. They are more than happy to help you understand the way the club works and what the normal pay is because they do not have a care in the tipping of the girls. They often time have good tips on what girls are the better dancers. Tipping them can also help you get even better entail on the girls. 5. Go to the stage. Go up to the stage and put some money on the stage. This will get you a short brief close up view of the girls and will allow you to see some of their moves up close. This will help you get a better understanding of who you want to spend your money on. 6. Spend more money on girls than drinks and your night will be better. Well this is all I have for now and even though I don't have a huge amount of knowledge on clubs I feel these are some great starts to understanding strip clubs and getting the most out of your first experience.

8 comments

  • Tiredtraveler
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    11 years ago
    When Fort Benjamin Harrison was still open in Indy there were/are lots of clubs just off base. We used to go clubbing to watch the 18yo soldier kids get their first set of boobies rubbed in their faces and their first G-stringed pussy rub. It was quite the side show watching the girls work these guys. Alot of the dancers (not as many very young spinners in those days) did not take their last dollar thereby building a reputation as sweet and the boys came back again and again. A couple of us were quasi-regulars and knew several of the girls and we would have a drink and chuckle with them since the boys were under 21 and could not drink.
  • Alucard
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    11 years ago
    I don't mean to be offensive to you Sir, that's not my intention. BUT there are too many of these newbie How-to-Do-It threads.
  • motorhead
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    11 years ago
    Almost sounds as if this was written by a dancer.
  • crazyjoe
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    11 years ago
    Dancer? Fishy craw? Stinky crotch?
  • LeeH
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    11 years ago
    Nah, motorhead, it was clearly written by a bouncer, not a dancer. Without #4, nobody with a lick of sanity would *ever* broach the possibility that anything is to be gained by tipping a bouncer.
  • Michellemarie
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    11 years ago
    @LeeH I agree! And don't ask the bouncers who to pick for a lap dance, as they will just recommend the hutlers who will tip them the most. You're better off just picking a pretty dancer who talk for at least a few mintues before she tries to hustle you for a dance. My advice: -only bring as much money as you can spend. You will get carried away and blow your rent when a pretty girl rubs against you. -watch the interactions between dancers and other customers. Find someone who is in high demand for dances and rooms and watch how she interacts with other people. Is she pleasant, flirty and genuine? I'm not a huge hustler or the hottest, but I always do very well because I love what I do and I really want every customer to have an amazing time. I know that sounds like a sales pitch, but it's true. Many of us honestly love the job and our customers.
  • Franky_spanky
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    11 years ago
    agreed a bouncer or friend of one wrote this... most bouncers want the girls to tip them and whatever girls tip better are more likely to have bouncers say which guys have money. but i have never know guys to tip bouncers to find out which girls are the "best" clubs with VIP or champagne rooms: the champagne hosts or bouncers try to let us dancers know either the guys interest in us or if you are a big spender... it's stupid in my opinion i would rather do lap dances then bargain with someone for more then I am willing to put up with unless they understand I am ONLY A DANCER then ill dance the night away in a VIP lol
  • SketchinGuy
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    11 years ago
    Allenpo - The first time I read it, my thought was exactly that.
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