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Treasures

Las Vegas, Nevada

Well I visited this place again...

Well I visited this place again after another night in Vegas. I got in at $25 and two free drinks. I was pretty drunk so I only used them to buy the dancers drinks. I…

Treasures

Las Vegas, Nevada

I spent an afternoon at Treasures...

I spent an afternoon at Treasures this past Wednesday. I haven't been to Treasures in about a year, and I regret to mention that things have not changed since then. This club was dead as…

Flamingo Showgirls

Anaheim, California

Went here alone on a Friday...

Went here alone on a Friday night. The layout of the room is a bit weird because it is one big open room and doesn't feel very private or intimate. I felt uncomfortable. The girls…

The Cheetah

Atlanta, Georgia

Visited a few more times since...

Visited a few more times since last review. This place has slightly gone downhill. They have gotten relaxed in their hiring. Had one blonde dancer come over to us, really beautiful and the best looking…

Toppers International Showbar

Athens, Georgia

I had a great time,, girl...

I had a great time,, girl came up and talked immediately . Great time,, I just wish I had more time to hangout there. Drinks are pricey, but made right. Pool tables were a…

Big Al's

Peoria, Illinois

after readin several reviews about this...

after readin several reviews about this place on how it is a must go to in peoria, i decided to check it out. An ok experience i guess...a couple of real hot lookin girls...some just…

Fantasy

Colton, California

This place is about a mile...

This place is about a mile or so off the freeway. It looks like a dump from the outside, and it looks like a dump on the inside, however, some of the girls here are…

New Solid Gold

Jacksonville, Florida

I visited on a Friday afternoon....

I visited on a Friday afternoon. Their entry fee is $4, $3 cokes, $4.25 Beer, did not even bother asking about well drinks. Two dancers who have been there forever, Lexi and cannot for the…

Mardi Gras Lounge

Atlanta, Georgia

Was on my way home from...

Was on my way home from the airport and decided to stop by for a diversion. Got a drink at the small bar up a few stairs and there was one girl dancing on…

California Girls

Anaheim, California

This is an alcohol club so...

This is an alcohol club so that means that it is bikini only. If you are around the area after work, then this is a decent place to kick back and throw a couple…

Foxy

Port Richey, Florida

It has been a few years...

It has been a few years since I hit the Pasco clubs and decided to go to Foxy's last night. In the past, this was a pretty cool little club. It was small, but had…

Oasis Cabaret

Clearwater, Florida

I stopped by here last night...

I stopped by here last night after a very disappointing trip to Foxy's. It was the first time I've been to Oasis. From what I've heard, the girls aren't too attractive, but the mileage was…

Desiree's Preferred Gentlemen's Club

San Angelo, Texas

I went by Desiree yesterday evening...

I went by Desiree yesterday evening (3/23/2012) about 6:15 P.M. the guy at the door told me they had one girl dancing and two getting ready, he also said no cover until 7:oo P.M.…

The Club

Tyngsborough, Massachusetts

This club just re-opened and I...

This club just re-opened and I decided I would swing by and check it out (also has been renamed to 'The Club'). First impression is that is dark and VERY small when going in.…

Cover Girls

Houston, Texas

Came here for the first time....

Came here for the first time. Was there in time for their lunch buffet, good eats. This place in terms of building is pretty awesome. The place is one big room, but there are tons…

Baby Dolls

Dallas, Texas

This was my first time going...

This was my first time going to a Dallas strip club. I heard that they did a free lunch buffet from 11-2pm. When I got there to my surprise there was NO COVER charge. WOW…

Eden Gentlemen’s Club

Houston, Texas

Was looking for a place to...

Was looking for a place to take a homegirl for her first strip club experience and was recommended here. Was a slow night so we defiinitely stood out. The girls eyes lit up when they…

Satin Doll

Providence, Rhode Island

I stopped in the Satin Doll...

I stopped in the Satin Doll a couple of weeks ago on a Saturday night. This club has had its ups and downs over the past few years, unfortunately mostly downs. I usually stop in…

Tropical Lei

Upland, California

I hit the club around 4...

I hit the club around 4 PM on Monday and things were pretty dead. There were about a dozen girls and only 3 or 4 customers. The place certainly has a different vibe during the…

Center Stage

Springfield, Massachusetts

Came with my wife. We...

Came with my wife. We felt welcome as a couple. Quality of dancers was mixed. All were friendly. We ended up having a few dances with Nicole. Lot of fun.…

Derriere's Gentlemen's Club

Myrtle Beach, South Carolina

Well the following is an embarrassing...

Well the following is an embarrassing account of a Friday nights visit. The 11 or so ladies dancing on this slow night , due to I guess the NCAA's being on, were average…

Kahoots Gentlemen's Club

Upper Arlington, Ohio

I went afternoon on Tuesday. The...

I went afternoon on Tuesday. The place was dead. I ordered a beer and sat on the chairs. I watched some dancers and a full bodied (not fat) dancer caught my eye. I tipped her…

Taboo

Linden, New Jersey

I went to this club twice...

I went to this club twice this week. Once on Wednesday in the early afternoon and on Friday around 5. Both time were pretty good. The bar looks excellent. The DJ…

Elysium

Detroit, Michigan

Visited last Saturday afternoon and was...

Visited last Saturday afternoon and was impressed. Dancers began a little after 2 pm and they ranged from 7-8 for the six or seven that I saw. One was outstanding but unfortunately she didn't solicit…

Ruby's II

Bridgeport, Connecticut

Small club - bar in one...

Small club - bar in one room, stage in another with openings in the wall so you can watch from the bar. Attended parking lot across the street - the neighborhood is a little sketchy.…

Red Parrot

El Paso, Texas

I went on a Friday nite...

I went on a Friday nite to check the club out. They had some good lookers and a few o'wells, but overall they ranged from 5-8 on my list. The club had $4…

The St. James

Houston, Texas

I haven't being to the church...

I haven't being to the church for a very long time since I moved to a different city. Was in Houston was business and had couple of hours to kill to headed to st James.…

Electric Blue Cafe

Tolland, Connecticut

Very easy to get to it...

Very easy to get to it id right off of I-84, next to the subway and this place is awesome very friendly girls who are willing to show you a good time. Lap dances are…

Scarlett's Cabaret

Hallandale Beach, Florida

Although I visit Tootsie's more frequently,...

Although I visit Tootsie's more frequently, I love Scarlet's. The girls are from 6 to 9.5 and in most cases are very friendly. They have several stages and depending on the day and time they…

Palace Gentlemen's Club

Passaic, New Jersey

Palace is by far the best...

Palace is by far the best strip club in NJ. The DJ is always playing the hottest and most recent and the girls are always THICK. The ugliest girl there probably has a rating…

Carl's Bar

Stone Park, Illinois

I was looking for a little...

I was looking for a little T&A and decided to give Carl's a try. Got out of work early on a Friday and went in around 4pm. When I walked in there were…

Allure

Fort Myers, Florida

Depending on the dancers there this...

Depending on the dancers there this can be either a very good club or a very boring club....i have went several times and it always seems to be a different experience withe the friendliness of…

The Harem

Lodi, New Jersey

I've been here twice in the...

I've been here twice in the last two months, both times on weekday nights. I think it's a good little strip club. The dancers are not pushy, there are some very good looking…

Showcase Theater

Beltsville, Maryland

Showcase theater is located in an...

Showcase theater is located in an industrial area north of the University of Maryland and outside of the Beltway in DC. While its not an attractive neighborhood, I never felt unsafe while I was…

The Palace Gentlemen's Club

San Antonio, Texas

On my first visit to The...

On my first visit to The Palace, the club was very clean, but mostly empty on a Sunday night. I only saw four total dancers there, for a huge club that could easily have…

Platinum Plus

West Columbia, South Carolina

This will be a more thorough...

This will be a more thorough review than any I've seen on this site, at least for a South Carolina Club. I was in Columbia for work, but finished early and decided to visit one…

Imperial Showgirls

Anaheim, California

Visted this club not too long...

Visted this club not too long ago on a saturday evening. I paid a small cover at the door. Door person was nice to give me one dollar bills in change. Bathroom is downstairs and…

Gold Club

Memphis, Tennessee

With the ban on nude dancing...

With the ban on nude dancing in Memphis it’s hard to see how any clubs will survive for long, but I stopped by on a recent Sunday evening to see if a good time might…

CandyBar

Richmond, Virginia

After hitting Pure Pleasure, Club Rogue,...

After hitting Pure Pleasure, Club Rogue, and Paper Moon, Candy Bar was the next stop. This place is hard to find because it is located in the back part of a huge plaza. You may…

JB's Lounge

El Paso, Texas

Nice place to enjoy a drink,...

Nice place to enjoy a drink, except this day, there was no one, but two dancers and some regulars. Visit with a pushy dancer, and bought her a drink to shut her up. They get…

Vixens Ybor Strip

Tampa, Florida

I was reasonably impressed by this...

I was reasonably impressed by this club, my first in Ybor City. Most of the girls were very attractive and danced well. I tried 3 different dancers for private, nude, full-contact dances, and they were…

Desire

Providence, Rhode Island

Went in again this past Thursday,...

Went in again this past Thursday, as this has become a regular night for me at this club. Generally, I like to get in at about 6pm which allows me to get a feel…

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

I had a good trip to...

I had a good trip to Follies although it was a bit too crowded, and I had to wait on a good seat. I got $10 dances from several girls before I got a series…

Red Light Cabaret

Mound House, Nevada

Recently I spent a significant amount...

Recently I spent a significant amount of time in Carson City on a business trip and stopped by the Squeeze play on a whim. My next visit I ended up spending every night there…

Bare Elegance

Inglewood, California

Incredible. $41 for topless dances and...

Incredible. $41 for topless dances and $51 for nude! This place think's it's the Champs Elyseé of strip clubs, but in reality, it's just your average suburban Target or Wal-Mart. Granted, this was Thursday night, but…

Bottoms Up Lounge

Akron, Ohio

Long time visitor of this club,...

Long time visitor of this club, considering, its probably the most mileage you will get in Akron. Went Monday Aft, March xx, 2012. Stools still are terribly wobbly and have been for a decade. I…

Satin Doll

Providence, Rhode Island

Stopped in at the SD for...

Stopped in at the SD for the first time in about 3 years. I got free admission with paying the valet at the nearby lot ($10) which was a pretty decent deal. There is a…

Fantasies Nightclub

Baltimore, Maryland

I went to club after some...

I went to club after some time and my opinion is no longer as high. The club entrance fee is low, only 5 bucks; that obviously is good. They have a full bar…

Elan's of Connecticut

Danbury, Connecticut

This is the only good club...

This is the only good club in the Danbury Ct. area and is located on a main road in a very safe location. Timing your visit is key since it has more dancers on…

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Hottie v. Hottie (rebooted) -- Now New and Improved

OK . . . I am a big enough man to admit that the first attempt at Hottie v. Hottie (https://www.tuscl.net/postread.php?PID=18465) was a big stinky turd. However, I think I have found a way to accomplish the object of…

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Providence RI

I am going to be in the Providence RI area soon and I have never been clubbing in the area. It's difficult to tell from all the reviews which is the best club(s). I would like to know: Which club has the…

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woman "rapes" man

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2118300/Rebecca-Helen-Elder-accused-raping-man-breaking-house-stand-trial.html?ICO=most_read_module Dear Ms Elder, if you need another "victim", my address is ....

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Wife Gives More than a Dirty Look

As a follow up to the discussion about a wife giving a dirty look when passing a strip club billboard, here's a story from Florida about a husband and wife altercation. The photos of husband and wife are priceless: http://weblogs.sun-sentinel.com/news/specials/weirdflorida/blog/2012/03/couple_lands_in_slammer_after.html

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Bummer !!

Minnesota Teen Can't Bring Porn Star to Prom by Alyssa Newcomb | ABC News Blogs…

Flamingo Showgirls

Anaheim, California

Went on Thursday night. A club...

Went on Thursday night. A club with less people in it and the ambience was okay. Had a couple of dances from a dancer named Jenny. There were very few dancers. Maybe there are more…

Lust Gentlemen's Club

South Amboy, New Jersey

The club is located somewhat isolated...

The club is located somewhat isolated off the side of the highway. From the outside it looks a little trashy, huge "XXX" neon sign, with a motel across the street. I was expecting a trucker-type…

Sharky's Lounge

Dayton, Ohio

Stopped in for the first time...

Stopped in for the first time in years. Still just a local bar with some dancers. The girl who was dancing when I got there was trying but should not be dancing. A couple…

Maximus Club

Austin, Texas

The day and night shifts are...

The day and night shifts are quite a bit different both in clientele and atmosphere. I prefer the day shift by a large margin. The dances here can be high mileage. The VIP has booths…

Spearmint Rhino Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

Technical Details: Weekday afternoon -...

Technical Details: Weekday afternoon - happy hour, took a cab (paid fair ~$15 from Cosmopolitan) and cover was $22, free coat/bag check, $3 beer and wine (wine is warm, yuck), single cocktails $3.30/doubles $6.60.…

Gold Club Centerfolds

Rancho Cordova, California

I am a frequent visitor to...

I am a frequent visitor to clubs in the Sacramento area , without a doubt GCC is by far away the best club in the area. It's right in the middle price wise but surprisingly…

Men's Club of Reno

Reno, Nevada

Very slow night. I arrived at...

Very slow night. I arrived at about 10. There were about 10 dancers. Only 2 of them in my opinion are attractive. To be fair, I was very tired, so I may have missed a few…

Double D's Cabaret

Emporia, Kansas

Checked this club out when passing...

Checked this club out when passing thru Emporia one night last week. Friendly bar staff and dancers. Got a lot of new girls since I was in last. They have a beer garden outback for…

Reflections

Fairbanks, Alaska

I was very surprised by the...

I was very surprised by the cleanliness of this place and the quality of dancers. I'm sure you've heard the nickname for this place, but that is not at all what I experienced! I would…

Casa Diablo Original Blood

Portland, Oregon

I'd been to the Casa before,...

I'd been to the Casa before, and had a great time, but this was the first time I went sober, and the first time I went during the day. What a difference. The girls at…

Cherri Palace

Indianapolis, Indiana

Started coming to this club when...

Started coming to this club when a favorite of mine from another club moved to there. She has since moved on, but this club remains a top club for sexy dancers and great value.…

Hi Liter Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

Went late Tuesday afternoon. The...

Went late Tuesday afternoon. The sexy Hawaiian was busy in VIP with regulars but there was a large variety of hot dancers to choose from. I got dances from a damn sexy blonde with…

TD's Showclub North

Albuquerque, New Mexico

I got a chance to visit...

I got a chance to visit my favorite club on a recent Wednesday afternoon. There were a lot of dancers working (more than usual!)... about 10-14 , with a reasonably low number of customers.…

Wild Cherry Cabaret

Harvest, Alabama

I was in town and went...

I was in town and went to see my buddy at one of the strip clubs. He mentioned that there was a new club in town. It turned out to be Wild Cherry Cabaret which…

Uncle Buck's Boobie Bungalow

Huntsville, Alabama

I have been to Vision many...

I have been to Vision many times because I used to live right by there. I would go in to relax, listening to the music, and enjoying my cigar. From what I was told, it…

Bare Assets

Holiday, Florida

This is the place I keep...

This is the place I keep returning to when visiting the Tampa area. They have remodeled and dramatically improved the lighting. The girls are friendly, but not overly pushy. Last Thursday, in the afternoon,…

Baby Dolls

Dallas, Texas

I visited Baby Dolls based on...

I visited Baby Dolls based on the other reviews of the club posted here. When I arrived at around 6pm on Wednesday evening, the place was absolutely jam packed. I could barely find a seat…

Leather and Lace

Seabrook, New Hampshire

This place sketched me out. I...

This place sketched me out. I went with my fiancé who normally enjoys a good piece of ass but it was nasty sticky and smelled like nasty pu$$y. The cameras freaked me out too. It felt…

Headlights Gentlemen's Club

Chesapeake, Virginia

This review actually covers my two...

This review actually covers my two most recent visit to Headlights/JB's. This is one building with two clubs separated by the wall behind the bars. Headlights is beer, soda, etc. no hard liquor.…

Hi-Way Playground

Fort McMurray, Alberta

The building and parking lot is...

The building and parking lot is incredibly run down. There are pot holes big enough to park your car in. So definitely do not drive through a puddle, it might swallow your car. The building…

Cheetahs

San Diego, California

This is a classy, trendy and...

This is a classy, trendy and decent club in san diego, espetially after the renovation. Went there last week and it was not too crowded. Stage is well lighted and girls were doing their routine…

DV8

Portland, Oregon

With a few trips to Rose...

With a few trips to Rose City Strip under my belt I decided to check out it's sister club DV8. I don't know if it is owned by the same person but they share dancers and…

Synn Gentlemen's Club

City of Industry, California

Any "value" rating for this club...

Any "value" rating for this club is going to be misleading. The simple dances are reasonably priced with plenty of specials but the V.I.P. is overpriced. I would have given them an 8…

Flight Club

Inkster, Michigan

Flight Club just isn't what it...

Flight Club just isn't what it used to be. I stopped in after work, haven't been in almost a year, and even in those months the quality has gone down. One thing the club still…

The Red Leopard

Satellite Beach, Florida

Stopped by Tootsys on a Fri...

Stopped by Tootsys on a Fri early afternoon. There was this beautiful blonde bartender Krystal/Hazel. Club was a little slow getting started that day (which is not uncommon for many smaller clubs). Good layout. Really…

Bandaids Showclub

Phoenix, Arizona

I went last night to this...

I went last night to this club. The parking lot was not full which surpirized me. This place typically has the full parking lot at least earlier in the day. They have 2 stages with…

Silver Criket Gentlemen's Club

Dearborn, Michigan

I arrived around 6pm paid a...

I arrived around 6pm paid a $5 cover and bought 2 buds for $10. The place was dead. No one was on stage when i got there and there was one regular in the house…

Bazz & Crue

Forestville, Maryland

Two weeks, I went here on...

Two weeks, I went here on a Saturday night after 12 o'clock. I finally made it with a couple of friends, to bazz and crue after hearing so much about it, from other friends. We…

Silver Criket Gentlemen's Club

Dearborn, Michigan

This place has a lot of...

This place has a lot of potential.....It is not too big, but not too cramped either and it is very nice on the inside, and there is free parking in the back with a nice…

Carl's Bar

Stone Park, Illinois

This place isn't really as bad...

This place isn't really as bad as some people have said. Cover for a Saturday night was only $5.00 per person. Inside the bar is VERY spacious...more like a club than a bar. There's a…

Pandora's Adult Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

As descrbed previously second time at...

As descrbed previously second time at this club. The club is plain inside and the bathrooms are clean. No booze in Seattle clubs. Many of the girls got naked on stage. Some did not. These…

Clancy's Pub

Bloomfield, New Jersey

Simple neighborhood bar. Straight back bar,...

Simple neighborhood bar. Straight back bar, with tiny stage in center. Back room for lap dances. Dancers, all from Brazil, for the most part were attractive, with some being very very attractive. Friendly Dancers, Good Looking…

Dreamgirls at Sodo

Seattle, Washington

I've been to Dream Girls once...

I've been to Dream Girls once or twice each month over the past year. It's hard to find a girl who is my all-time favorite, and the milatge varies pretty substantially. It's certainly not Rick's, of…

Scarlett's Cabaret

Washington Park, Illinois

1st time to this club and...

1st time to this club and 1st time have seen bed dances. Pretty impressed with the quality of girls. I'd say half are 6-7 or up. Bed dances are way better than…

Gaslite Parlour

North Lindenhurst, New York

Well once again I got a...

Well once again I got a dance from that girl Ana. My god I tell you I love this girl so much. I got three dances from her and she made sweat just after the…

Gentlemens Quarters

Hempstead, New York

I have only been to strip...

I have only been to strip clubs a few times in my life. Usually I'm dragged by some friend. I really never got the attraction of handing over a lot of money to a naked…

Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club

Tijuana, Baja California

To start off Hong Kong is...

To start off Hong Kong is best Strip club in Tijuana Period. Lots of beautiful sexy women , great atmosphere and excellent service. The only downside is it's a bit pricey on the buckets…

Pleasures

Wichita, Kansas

I've been going to Pleasures for...

I've been going to Pleasures for a long time. In my opinion it's still the place to go in Wichita. Cover is $5 after 6:00, no charge to military or aircraft workers, or…

Club Imperium

McKees Rocks, Pennsylvania

It's a small club with one...

It's a small club with one stage in use. Only a few customers so the dancers paid good attention. Free beer was an awesome feature with the $10 cover. Invited one of…

Charlie's Angels

Toledo, Ohio

There is no cover charge before...

There is no cover charge before 7pm. I arrived around 5:30pm and it was pretty boring inside. They give you a hand stamp so I think you can return later in the night for free.…

Sammy's on the Island

Fort Walton Beach, Florida

We were on a golf trip...

We were on a golf trip in SanDestin and a group of us guys went to Sammy's on a Friday night. It was pretty crowded. There were several dancers that night. He had to sit…

Sportsmans Inn

Providence, Rhode Island

Went to a builders show today...

Went to a builders show today that was held in the Providence Convention Center, and as luck will have it is about two blocks away from the Sportsman's Inn. Got there about 12:30 and was…

BT's Gentlemen's Club

South Miami, Florida

Another club that is very hit...

Another club that is very hit or miss. Usually some pretty hit dancers here, some that aren't so hot. I thought the drink places were pretty reasonable, but that's just me. Girls are generally pretty…

Stone Hedge

West Babylon, New York

Down home genuine dancers of all...

Down home genuine dancers of all kinds. White, Black, Spanish, many older but FINE and fit with grace and lack of tackiness. A blue coller working guys bar with beers 8$. You can sit at…

Vixens Ybor Strip

Tampa, Florida

I haven't been to this club...

I haven't been to this club in awhile and as far as dancers selection about half of them have been there for years. After going to clubs in Miami and Cocoa Beach the club…

Cheetahs

San Diego, California

It's ok. Expensive to get...

It's ok. Expensive to get in the first time and the girls come around begging for dollars after they get off stage. Lap dances in the main room are subpar. If you…

Spearmint Rhino

Rialto, California

Exactly what you expect any Rhino...

Exactly what you expect any Rhino to be...try to create a pretty upscale atmosphere with the inside decor and quality top to bottom across the lineup. Even daytime rollcalls are better than friday nights…

JB's Lounge

El Paso, Texas

Nice place to enjoy a beer,...

Nice place to enjoy a beer, visit with a non pushy dancer, and poke a little fun at the kitty cat. Nuff said ymmv, but I had fun. Plenty of dark corners for…

Aragon Bar

Albert Lea, Minnesota

This is a great club. It...

This is a great club. It is small and laid back just like a neighborhood bar. There is no smoking and I like that because my clothes don't smell after I have left. The club…

Scores Chicago Strip Club

Stone Park, Illinois

$15 cover charge @ 2am on...

$15 cover charge @ 2am on a Saturday. You get to sit at a table and watch the main floor dancers (they're topless). There are other dancers in cages that you are able…

Yellow Rose

Austin, Texas

The Yellow Rose is a relatively...

The Yellow Rose is a relatively small club by Dallas standards. Basically, it is a large box with some raised booths and tables near the main stage. There is also a VIP "booth"…

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Glory Holes?

On my way back from Detroit, I stopped at the Deja Vu Toledo (based off the fact it was a top 100 club on this site). I was disappointed with Deja Vu but it was located next door to…

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Hottie vs. Hottie

This is going to be a variation on ‘Rate the Hottie,' except that each thread will feature two dancers from the same club. Instead of rating them, however, all you have to do is pick the Hottie that you…

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Strip Club Purgatory

In honor of the "strip club capital" thread... what do you all think are the WORST cities (or states) for strip clubs? My votes: San Diego, Virginia, North Carolina

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Now I'm really going to hell

I know I should feel bad about it, but I just can't bring myself to do so. Bareback. Her, me, both of us. Her argument for doing it? "You're clean, I'm clean, you can't get me knocked up,…

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A potential new fav bites the dust

Was at my fav club yesterday and a dancer I am interested in plops down next to me immediately. Now, I saw her last week and she was complaining about her feet hurting so I told her to take off…

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Different Laws In Canada

My most recent review of No 5 Orange in Vancouver has just been put on the board. I re-read it and realized that I was perhaps a mite too explicit. I keep forgetting the differences in law between Canada and…

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What does your regular say behind your back?

So upon entering one of my favorite clubs last night, I right away spot three favorite dancers with whom I frequently spend quality time when in the club. It's like I hit the mother lode - a relatively slow weekday…

How to find the Ultimate Strip Club

I have been to numerous strip clubs all across the country in my life. Every single one I go to seems so different. There are ones that are a little bit bigger than a local bar and there are ones that have 4 stages and the club looks like the size of Vons! The ultimate question is what makes a me want to go back to that strip club again and actually be a regular? Is it the comfort of the place? Is it the service they have? Is it because its a big place? Is it because there are hot girls? Is it because there is one particular girl you came her…

Strip Clubs in Albuquerque

A couple of weeks ago the city council proposed a restrictive ordinance regulating Strip clubs. I have been meaning to post a summary of strip clubs in Albuquerque for a while, and I guess i better do it before they change it all. The new ordinance would ban VIP rooms at the strip clubs, prohibit touching from the customer or the employee, and would require club licensing. Lawyers for the clubs and the ACLU are fighting this ordinance. As it stands now, Albuquerque is a good city for clubs, but not a great one. You can get high mileage dances from the right dancer in most clubs, but extras are rare, if they exist at all. Fortunately,…

A Year Being a Regular: Part III

"Oh my god, I just want him to handcuff me and fuck the shit out of me." The comment didn't faze me in the least bit. In my past few visits, I've picked up on Alanna's unabashed sense of self. Every opinion, every thought, every philosophy she verbalized through her rose-petal pink lips were said with such conviction that it didn't matter if it was all bullshit. We were in a place that sold nothing but fantasy, but her words were truth. "So why's there a cop here?" "Oh, I heard somebody left this club and got shot or something." Alanna said with a matter-of-fact tone. "What? Are serious?" exclaimed Tammi, a friendly co-worker of hers. "I think so. But god, I'm all fucking…

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Obvious fake accounts/reviews...

https://www.tuscl.net/rev.php?M=C&RID=142176 https://www.tuscl.net/rev.php?M=C&RID=141718 the first one stole the 2nd ones review

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Strip clup capital?

Which city is really the strip club capital of the u.s. I hear its houston but maybe its cause im from houston

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Last visit to Detroit for a while

Last week was my big birthday celebration and the culmination of all of my TUSCL strip clubbing to date. I spent more than I ever have or ever should on a time that can't possibly measure up to all the…

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The modern Barbie Doll...:))

http://www.sarahhaney.com/portfolio/EarlyWork/EarlyWork.php#

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BBFS King compition

Hey all, I think we should have a contest & vote for the person who we think is the tuscl king of BBFS. So what do y'all think

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Rate The Oregon Hottie #2

There's still time to vote for the first Oregon Hottie I posted. http://www.tuscl.net/postread.php?PID=18428 Meet the second hottie Layla. It was a pleasure meeting her. She's got some nice B Cup tits. She doesn't have much of an ass, but she makes…

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Add to your wish list?

Menacing-looking artificial vaginas now sold at Walgreens ​Drugstores. They're a great catch-all place for those random things that make errands lists. Things like toothpaste, shampoo or artificial vaginas. Yes, Walgreens is now appealing to the man who wants anonymity in his…

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Maybe we could try this for our high school reunions. :)

Teen scores porn star as prom date on Twitter Published March 21, 2012 OAKDALE, Minn. – A Minnesota high school student looks set for a prom to remember after lining up an adult film actress to be his date. After…

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5 Reasons Why Men Love Strip Bars When They Travel

by Adalbert March 21, 2012 It's probably not an assumption to say that most men love strip bars. Why? Because there's naked women in there. However, there's more to it than that. For example, it's a great guy hang out, like…

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A Movie Every Woman Should See

I came across this description of a foreign film in the New York Times: "The opening-night presentation, Nadine Labaki's “Where Do We Go Now?,” takes place in a village in Lebanon threatened by sectarian strife between Christians and Muslims. The local…

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Do you think that there is a possibility that this is a shill review?

Showbar 140 140 Victoria Street Mackay, Australia QLD 4740 Reviewed on: March 20, 2012 Visited on: Wednesday Evening Dancers on Shift: 25-99 Dancers Value Atmosphere Overall Showbar 140 Mackay's ONLY Gentlemen's Bar Showbar 140 is Mackay's ONLY Gentlemen's Bar. Located upstairs from WILKIES this…

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Rate the Hottie Results of Rounds 1-10

I think we've learned a great deal from the RTH threads. One of the things that I take away from it is that broadly speaking there are two categories of 1-10 ranking systems. For some of us, the…

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OT: Cheerleaders of the 2012 NCAA Sweet 16

For you, er, sports fans... http://coedmagazine.com/2012/03/19/cheerleaders-of-the-2012-ncaa-sweet-16/

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Penthouse in Detroit dress code

I've heard that the Penthouse hase a dress where jeans are not allowed. To all your Penthouse patrons, is this true, and do you really have to be loaded (500+) to have a good time there?

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Any Experience with Priligy (Dapoxetine)?

Anyone have any experience taking Priligy (generic name: Dapoxetine)? It's a drug prescribed in Europe and Asia for preventing Premature Ejaculation. The US FDA has been kicking around approving it since 2005, so it's only available online for…

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Farmerart's neighborhood gets it too.

Edmonton, Alberta Canada... Clothes were not the only things flying around at a south side strip club early Tuesday morning. Around two o'clock a fight broke out between some men inside Diamonds Gentleman's Club on Gateway Boulevard and 46th avenue. They…

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Cat fight in Miami.

Teyana Taylor got into a fight with a stripper while partying it up in a Miami club last night. It all went down inside the LIV nightclub where stars such as Mary J. Blige were performing for Queen Latifah's 42nd…

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Bad things happen when you touch the strippers.

SAN BERNARDINO (CBS) — Police are trying to determine if excessive force was used in the beating of two strip club patrons that left one man in critical condition. The incident happened Monday night at the Flesh Club in the…

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Winston-Salem NC gets 2AM action.

RURAL HALL, N.C. -- A Tobaccoville man was hospitalized after being found shot outside a strip club early Tuesday morning. Winston-Salem police responded to a shooting call at Baby Dolls, at 1111 Bethania Rural Hall Road, at 2:42 a.m. Tuesday,…

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It was after 2AM in Lexington KY. Guess what?

Police have charged a man in connection with a shooting in the parking lot of a Lexington strip club early Tuesday morning. Police say the victim told them he got into an argument with a man in the parking lot…

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Ratings

I was think of ratings when seeing the Oregon topic. I thought the dancer was a fine looking woman, but thought, I, personally, would not spend money on her in a club. Anyone (Jackson?) willing to take on task of…

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Charlott, NC vs. Columbia, SC

I'll be traveling to Charlotte in a few weeks, and I've been doing research on the SCs in the area. So far, nothing I've read has impresed me. I know that Columbia, SC Is an hour-and-a-half drive from Charlotte, and…

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One Armed Pole Dancer Wins Conterst

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/03/19/deborah-roach-pole-dancer-one-arm_n_1363807.html

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Rate The Oregon Hottie #1

I like what Jackson Esskay did with the rank the hotties series, but I didn't find any of the 10 girls that hot. I'll bring something a little different to the table. I live in Portland, Oregon. In Portland there's…

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Rate the Hottie #10

Rate the Hottie #10 This is it! After this round I will be posting a summary of Hotties 1-10 and we will crown our first Hottie of the Month (for fortnight or whatever). Meet Hunter from McDoogals in Baltimore. http://www.mcdoogals.com/girls/hunter/452.htm http://www.mcdoogals.com/girls/hunter/2/786.htm http://www.mcdoogals.com/girls/hunter/2/762.htm http://www.mcdoogals.com/girls/hunter/387.htm http://www.mcdoogals.com/girls/hunter/2/773.htm http://www.mcdoogals.com/girls/hunter/2/775.htm Costume is a…

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Monogyamy in the club ?

How many of you guys will see just on stripper every trip out for the full year ? Me I try 2 at least run 2 girls deep but have done the 1

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Best Clubs in Detroit

Staying close to the airport so I was wondering what the TUSCL veterans think is a must go to club. Choices are Bogarts, Silver Cricket, Landing Strip or Flight Club.

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Sightly Off Topic - Internet OTC

I've been checking out quasi-reality sites like "Her Sweet Hand" (http://her-sweet-hand.com/index.php) and "Exploited Teens" (http://www.exploitedteens.com/galleries/77pf/index.php?rid=2277212). I'm curious - are these types of hook ups even remotely plausible in the "real world?" A few seem possibly legit - a guy advertises for…

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Getting stripped at the strip club.

Jacksonville Florida Submitted by Clifford Davis on March 19, 2012 - 5:24amClifford Davis's Blog A man who arrived at Bottomz Up Gentleman's Club at 3909 Blanding Blvd. Sunday morning was greeted with a silver handgun in his face when he got out…

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The perfect location for a strip club.

http://www.gapyear.com/news/167668/xxxx-island-no-women-allowed

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Best SC website?

As many of you know, I have been forced to visit dozens of SC websites in search of photos for the Rate The Hottie threads. It's a tough job, but someone's got to do it. At any rate,…

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Rate the Hottie #9

Ms. California from the Blue Flame in Atlanta http://blueflamelounge.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/DSC07269.jpg http://blueflamelounge.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/DSC07278.jpg http://blueflamelounge.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/DSC07340.jpg http://blueflamelounge.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/DSC07353.jpg http://blueflamelounge.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/DSC07264.jpg Rating WOC can be a challenge. On the whole, I like Ms. California's skin tone. I like her hair and her body, though her ass is a bit on the big…

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How can I get this job?

Was at my favorite club the other night with my favorite dancer and just before we started our couch festivities, she apologized that there would be no "stick shifting" that night. Apparantly a city "inspector" had been there earlier in…

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Interesting read. Even if you don't smoke pot.

http://www.ajc.com/news/nation-world/stoned-driving-epidemic-puts-1389539.html

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Christina Lopez, Oregon Mom, Allegedly Watched Her Underage Daughter Strip

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/03/18/christina-lopez-watched-daughter-strip_n_1356975.html?icid=maing-grid7%7Cmain5%7Cdl1%7Csec3_lnk2%26pLid%3D144439 In December, Christina Lopez complained to police that her 17-year-old daughter was stripping. Now, the 42-year-old Oregon woman faces charges because surveillance video allegedly shows her watching the girl dance at the Playhouse Cabaret in Salem, according to Fox 12. Nicole…

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Extra Indicators

When scanning the room, is there anything you look for that might indicate a dancer is more likely to show a guy a good time in VIP? Yes, you can watch how she gives here table dances, whether she seems…

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Tattoos. Piercings, Preferences and Bigotry

In the <a href="https://www.tuscl.net/postread.php?PID=18378">Rate the Hottie #5</a> thread, I made a comment equating some of the comments against tattoos to bigotry. Rather than hijack Jackson's thread (even though he so graciously denied that it was, in fact, a hijack),…

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Cock blocking stories.

Yesterday I was in my favorite club with my wingman, snowtime. I arrived just as the club opened at 1PM. I was immediately joined my a MILF that I knew. I had gotten good table dances from her on 2…

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Re the Illinois pole tax

Ron Jackson: Strip club tax covers up the solution March 17, 2012, 11:42 am Published in The Daily Journal March 10, 2012 In the United States there are an estimated 4,000 to 6,000 animal shelters. There are about 1,600 domestic…

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Trainning Dancers

Before I took my brake I was trainning a few dancers to dance and to treat me the way I needed.....I had to the girls had what I wanted but could not deliver in the back or at the table......so…

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The Pickup Arts

So am I the only tuscler that uses this in his clubbing or is their some other men doing the same ?......I've noticed it has droped my prices with girls, it has gotten me a few free otc fs......it has…

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Rate the Hottie # 8

Rate the Hottie #8 Nikki is out first Hottie from North of the Border, so for her we have something special . . . A VIDEO, courtesy of Club Solid Gold in Montreal. (Video is NSFW) http://clubsolidgold.com/girls/Strip%20Club%20Strippers%20Nikki%20Big.jpg http://clubsolidgold.com/nikki.html The video may give Nikki an advantage…

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A cashless society?

Every now and then the topic of getting rid of the one dollar bill comes up. But how about a cashless society, where all financial transactions are done with cards, through cell phones, or some other way? Slowly but surely…

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Tiered Lap Dance Pricing

A club called Chez Pierre in Edmonton has the following lap dance pricing structure: $20/song from opening until 1:00AM $30/song after 1:00AM $40/song after 2:00AM Mileage does not increase as the fee increases. I am most irritated by this practice. Does this happen…